Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The T.S.A.’s New “Shocker Enforcement Policy”
Don’t worry, it only applies to Bleeths in leopard print bathing suits and tools in rayon pants.
This whole scene reeks of wannabe gangsta throwing Eurotrash flush. Lets move on.
Klaus, oh Klaus….the pants man….
Although Richard was devasted by the loss of both his parents in a tragic gardening “accident” he comforted himself and spent his inheritence on gender reassignment surgery and leopard skin swimwear, reinventing himself as Regina.
Regina’s surgeon has 1337 sk177z.
That chick looks like turkey bacon. A sad imitation of something awesome and tasty.
Holy fuccen shit Boss! Warn a brother before you go throwin’ shit like that up. I coulda been eatin’!
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Bitch is so ugly the leopard gave up and skinned itself just for the chance it could run away from them.
Ewwwwwwwww creepy. But busting the shocker with ciggie and drink in shocker hand surely is a novel improvisation?
Bitch is so ugly she could of scared Amy Winehouse back to life.
Bitch is so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with Vin’s Moses sized cocck.
Bitch is so ugly she is not out of his league. See what I did there with the TSA movie reference thingy.
While we’re on Limeys and the TSA and chicks. Boner Alert. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZGa6Uc7eE
Tranny Michael Jackson can sure pull some quality Eurodouche.
Dude on the left has a look on his face caused by a malfunctioning butt plug.
jesus christ DBHD 9.40, that was funny.
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Bitch is so ugly Steve Buschemi invited her to his next premiere.
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Bitch is so ugly, Sarah Jessica Parker called her a horse-faced cunt.
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Bitch is so ugly, the circus freak show gives you a refund if you look at her too long.
Which of the two has the more manly stache?
she’s gonna fall off from her heels any time now.
Bitch is so ugly it looks like 95 lbs of Silly Putty hit the floor after falling out of a micturated horse’s asshole.