Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The T.S.A.’s New “Shocker Enforcement Policy”

Don’t worry, it only applies to Bleeths in leopard print bathing suits and tools in rayon pants.

This whole scene reeks of wannabe gangsta throwing Eurotrash flush. Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
9:32 am July, 26 baffomet said...

Klaus, oh Klaus….the pants man….

9:32 am July, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

Although Richard was devasted by the loss of both his parents in a tragic gardening “accident” he comforted himself and spent his inheritence on gender reassignment surgery and leopard skin swimwear, reinventing himself as Regina.

9:34 am July, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

Regina’s surgeon has 1337 sk177z.

9:38 am July, 26 CarolinaHaze said...

That chick looks like turkey bacon. A sad imitation of something awesome and tasty.

9:40 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Holy fuccen shit Boss! Warn a brother before you go throwin’ shit like that up. I coulda been eatin’!
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Bitch is so ugly the leopard gave up and skinned itself just for the chance it could run away from them.

9:42 am July, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Ewwwwwwwww creepy. But busting the shocker with ciggie and drink in shocker hand surely is a novel improvisation?

9:44 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bitch is so ugly she could of scared Amy Winehouse back to life.

9:52 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bitch is so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with Vin’s Moses sized cocck.

9:54 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bitch is so ugly she is not out of his league. See what I did there with the TSA movie reference thingy.

9:59 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

While we’re on Limeys and the TSA and chicks. Boner Alert. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZGa6Uc7eE

10:19 am July, 26 Anonymous said...

Tranny Michael Jackson can sure pull some quality Eurodouche.

10:26 am July, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

Dude on the left has a look on his face caused by a malfunctioning butt plug.

12:46 pm July, 26 jonezy said...

jesus christ DBHD 9.40, that was funny.
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Bitch is so ugly Steve Buschemi invited her to his next premiere.
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Bitch is so ugly, Sarah Jessica Parker called her a horse-faced cunt.
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Bitch is so ugly, the circus freak show gives you a refund if you look at her too long.

2:30 pm July, 26 Southern Scrotic said...

Which of the two has the more manly stache?

8:48 pm July, 26 Steve L. said...

she’s gonna fall off from her heels any time now.

1:37 pm July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bitch is so ugly it looks like 95 lbs of Silly Putty hit the floor after falling out of a micturated horse’s asshole.

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