Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

12:29 pm July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The Iceman sure can pull some manly faced hard-bodies.

12:31 pm July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is someone using a Picasso filter in photoshop, or does left-most hardbody’s nose really line up with extreme corner of her mouth.

12:33 pm July, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

Of all the names generated for the people this site has mocked, none has ever been so perfect as tagging this ‘bag with the moniker of “Chazz”. You can’t tell me this guy has never worn a sweater with the sleeves knotted around his shoulders.

That’s a lot of bleeth in that pic as well. Look at the broad with the baseball cap. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

12:38 pm July, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

I don’t think he’ll get the STD du jour from the pretty pony.
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Or the angry phone calls the next afternoon…….

12:40 pm July, 27 tall guy said...

Bleeth on left expects a hell of a lot of milage from her (admittedly, rather tasty looking) rack. But what of he face? it’s that strange combo of excess orange/botox OD that I find truly disturbing.

12:40 pm July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chazz won’t have to make the decision. It’s already been made because the girls know how he likes to take the whip to his baloney pony.

12:41 pm July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is the bleeth on the right Cruella DevIlle?

12:46 pm July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I the bleeth on right Rod Stewart?

1:34 pm July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is the chick on the right Amy Winehouse’s corpse?

1:52 pm July, 27 jonezy said...

is the horse in the middle getting it’s butt peed in?
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Once?

2:11 pm July, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

The girl in the back is a cutie. But her hat needs to go in a pile with her bikini top and bottom on my bedroom floor.

Much better.

2:42 pm July, 27 Jeff said...

These women are hotttttt! That douche is a total dudebag!

2:52 pm July, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

chazz has his arm up miss piggys ass! no?

4:23 pm July, 27 Troy Tempest said...

Chazz is posing with his mom (bleethy milf in striped bikini). The chick on the left has a 2 week old case of hep C. The chick with the hat is celebrating her first week with a colostomy bag. Not that she needs it. It’s “just for fun, because I’ll do ANYTHING once!”

5:32 pm July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They are all condom nice. But I don’t see any one that would be mistaken as a lady.
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Pygmalions

6:12 pm July, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Why are all these people in swimsuits, while indoors, and seemingly at night?

7:16 pm July, 27 Steve L. said...

is this Chazz related to Chaz Bono, by any chance?

4:46 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The bleeth’s name on the right is Crystal Meth.

4:48 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@Medusa^ This looks like a case of a rainy day on spring break that’s forced everyone indoors early, as evidenced by their pasty complexions. Crystal and the girls head to the bars looking to get visiting college doucheboys to buy them drinks.

11:15 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Chazz iss lookkin’ ass pinkk ass theyy arre.