Thursday, July 7, 2011

Where’s Fish Slap?

Somewhere in this coupling of classic Vegas hottie/douchey sweetness and schlort, I’ve carefully placed the rapidly aging/sagging form of HCwDB legend Fish Slap.

Look closely.

Can you explain the five year gap on his resume when interviewing him for night shift at Carl’s Jr.?

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Fish Slap!

11:43 am July, 7 baleen said...

Fucc Fishslap! Are they at a bank grand opening or something?

11:43 am July, 7 Vin Douchal said...

David Blechum and Victoria Putz Spice.
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The Slap, what a piece of work. Where’s a gaff hook to the temple when you need one?

11:46 am July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Now for the real question: Where’s the Free Clinic?

11:47 am July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

http://www.creationent.com/past_events/dod2006/moll.jpg

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Fishslap in a few years.

11:47 am July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Fornicate With Fish Slap!

11:50 am July, 7 Anonymous said...

Fish Slap – is that when a male porn star pulls out for a few seconds and whaps his pipi on the female star’s vajayjay before putting it back in?

12:11 pm July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Anon, if not, than it is now.

12:19 pm July, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

She’s hott!!!!
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Oh and Fuck Fish Slap!!!

12:26 pm July, 7 army (ret) douche said...

i like that fish slap definition! i do enjoy the re-emergance of the classic bags… almost nostalgic

12:42 pm July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

It doesn’t get anymore classic bag than The Slap.
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Have Sexual Relations With Fish Slap!

12:55 pm July, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think someone needs to create and market a Fish Slap lifesize cardboard cut-out that you can just randomly place at dance clubs / Vegas poolsides / Nickleback concerts to add that extra doucheyness to any event.

1:06 pm July, 7 Crucial Head said...

And as the loving couple embraced, the Green Lantern’s boomerang found purchase in the soft, fleshy rolls of skull fat just below Fish Slap’s bulging yarmulke.
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And have coitus with Fish Slap!

1:11 pm July, 7 Crucial Head said...

Although it took him nearly half his life, Arthur was finally able to grope the female figure he had whittled out of a single piece of dried balsa to make a new mast for his sailboat.
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And make love to Fish Slap!

1:14 pm July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@ Et Tu- she does have that come hither look that says, “come on in… the water is fine”

1:16 pm July, 7 Crucial Head said...

The obtuse fan of arterial blood sprang from the bullet hole in Kasie Anthony’s skull as a bemused three year old toddler quietly packed up his 30/30 and crawled away from the second story window of the apartment complex across the street.
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And make whoopie with Fish Slap!

1:30 pm July, 7 Hermit said...

It is said, “The eyes are the windows to the soul.”
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Fish slap’s eyes closely resemble exit wounds.
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Penetrate Fish Slap anally, with an axe handle.

1:31 pm July, 7 soy bomb said...

Is it just me or are all of these choads getting baldier and baldier?
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Penetrate Fish Slap!
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Sons of Anarchy

1:44 pm July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Get arrested, go to jail, and then…
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Have a conjugal visit with Fish Slap!

2:25 pm July, 7 jonezy said...

It would appear that the ‘roids have inflated his cranium to such extremes that his size 12 hat barely covers the back of his head. It’s a New Era of douche indeed.
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Pound town Fish Slap

2:30 pm July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Beat Cakes with Fishslap.

2:31 pm July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Bump Uglies with Fishslap.

2:31 pm July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Rub Brillo Pads with Fishslap.

2:31 pm July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Mince Meat with Fishslap.

2:41 pm July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Knock Boots With Fish Slap!

3:25 pm July, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Make the beast with two backs with Fish Slap!

3:37 pm July, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’ve always been curious about Fish Slap’s name. DId he acquire it from the now-famous jumping carp that fly outta the rivers of Illinois and Indiana and into the boats, slapping the hapless boaters?

I gots me a cast iron skillet ready for a floppin’, fileted and floured Fish Slap.

And damn if my wife doesn’t wear blue-rimmed sunglasses. With blue lenses.

neuken vis klap

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4:12 pm July, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

uck-Fay ishslap-Fay

8:40 pm July, 7 Steve L. said...

is Fish Slap reduced to Aruthur Kade-esque stalkerdom in the backgrounds of Vegas parties?
… i sure hope so.

10:21 am July, 8 Anonymous said...

TUN FISK SLAP!

10:29 am July, 8 Phil said...

Shag fish slap?

10:30 am July, 8 Phil said...

Kade fish slap!

2:31 pm July, 9 Anonymous said...

Just off to the right we see him. Not looking at his victim yet not looking away. Selecting the perfect angle to stay out of his peripheral vision while bringing him within close range of the target. The blade concealed in his right hand will flash like lightening in a move he has practiced so many times on so many victims. He may strike a vital organ or perhaps the cervical vertebrae. The anatomical location will vary but death will be certain. As he strikes and fades into the crowd he thinks to himself “Fish Slap IS Fucked” and moves on to the next job. Until the next strike, he will be watching… watching… John Largeman is always watching.

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