Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Where’s Waldouche?: Blenderman Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of taut, firm and fetile wombs of the boobie suckle hottie kind that encourage species reproduction by summoning viable mates via the “Woo” cry, I’ve carefully hidden a Blenderman Waldouche.

Look closely.

Can you determine where his parents failed in their societal obligation?

# posted by douchebag1
1:44 pm July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oooooh, oooooooh. Pick me, pick me! I know, I know, I know! It was when his great-grand parents met for this first time just after the first moon landing.

1:51 pm July, 12 Bag A said...

Woo. Woo, indeed.

1:53 pm July, 12 Anonymous said...

He just needs a snake tat on his face and voila, the visage is complete!

1:53 pm July, 12 jonezy said...

you get a nottadouche pass if you wear that green top as a mandana… while she’s still in it.

1:57 pm July, 12 Wedgie said...

Looks like he fell asleep on the comics section of the Times.

2:01 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

her belly button knows how to whistle.

2:06 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Holy shit, am I gonna be the first one to point out those chicks boobs are touching? Umm, those chicks boobs are touching everyone.

2:10 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

@Nancy – and the problem is… what?

😉

2:13 pm July, 12 UFO Destroyers said...

Speaking of boobs….why do we get wildebeasts like Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar when we could have something like this as a talk show.

2:18 pm July, 12 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

His parents failed him by failing to make parole in time to provide the proper role models for him during his formative years.
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. And by “role models” I mean teaching him the proper way to store melted meth in glassine envelopes so as to avoid detection by the local constabulary.

2:19 pm July, 12 boneman said...

“Can you determine where his parents failed in their societal obligation?”

Uh, they told him a sex change operation was OK and that pink is pretty on transgenders?

Or, are we talking about the photo-bomb in the background with tattoos all over his body (and that includes his tongue)?

I like my first choice.

2:32 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Troy, nothings wrong with it, I was just shocked as all get out that we were six comments in and no mention. I don’t know place anymore. Y’all have changed.

3:28 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

@Nancy – sure – boobs may be touching – but her BELLYBUTTON IS WHISTLING!!!

3:35 pm July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m way to stoned to have 21 people eating on my patio. BURP.

3:41 pm July, 12 Elwood Blues said...

“Can you determine where his parents failed in their societal obligation? ”

Well for starters, Dad failed to pull out.

3:44 pm July, 12 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I am envious of Pink Woo hotts purse strap. I can see you there…all nestled and warm…

3:48 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad, thank you. Finally some fuckin’ normalcy around here. Now go tend to your guests.

3:51 pm July, 12 Vin Douchal said...

What about Blenderman Waldouche’s societal obligation ? To wear a shirt at all times and mix in a salad between 59 ¢ burrito gourging once in a while.
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And put that fuccen tongue away , the germs flying off of that thing could infect these two sweet things with impetego of the suckle shoulder nibbling sanctuary. Ass

3:52 pm July, 12 DarkSock said...

Blenderman carried on with his life in spite of the disfiguring explosion he lived through at the Hewlett Packard InkJet warehouse.

3:55 pm July, 12 DarkSock said...

Blenderman looks like he got a reverse Cleveland Steamer from this guy.
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***Warning: Have your eye bleach ready ***

6:15 pm July, 12 creature said...

if I was a waldouche, I’d hide in the folds of brunette’s vulva
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what a great word, say it with me
VULLLLLLLLVUHHHHHH!

6:18 pm July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zune paint has me wondering if I was stoned enough to entertain the Bedouin van of homies that were here for Festival Tuesday. And by Festival Tuesday I mean supper and pyrotechnics and by entertain I mean they are gone and I have Zune to ponder while I rolls me a cannon and goes me to sleep and shit.
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Potters
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That 21 year old Hermione Granger was looking pretty hot on Letterman last night. My wand has a developed a fucking 21 year old witch curse.

6:27 pm July, 12 creature said...

UFO destoyers for hall o mock

6:40 pm July, 12 creature said...

Troy T
I’ll bet her bunghole lets out long gasping sighs

7:10 pm July, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Speaking of failed parental obligations….

8:34 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Those breasts aren’t touching, they’re having a tag team wrestling match.

8:56 pm July, 12 Stephanie said...

That man in the back is touching himself in an inappropriate manner.

9:05 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, its appropriate for this particular type of pool party. But yeah, I think they caught him pre-handy.

10:25 pm July, 12 Steve L. said...

WTF just happened to the sewage system of Las Vegas?
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we should take advantage of this situation and see if this sewage deluge can be used as biofuel. or something.

8:24 am July, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

All I see are boobies. Pink & purple & green, oh my!

11:38 am July, 13 Jaan Kanellis said...

Best “Where’s Waldouche?” ever.

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