Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Ask DB1: Generation ‘Bag?

HCwDB Hall of Mock member Doc Bunsen Honeydouche has a query for the millennial set:

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What will this generation be known as? My generation was Gen X. The next one was Gen Y (totally lame and unimaginative). Will this one be known as the Facebook Generation or the Douchebag Generation?

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I was thinking more like “Generation Cocktockulus.” Think it’ll catch on?

Once, I screamed “You kids get off my lawn.” But it was at a bunch of billy goats. So it was justified.

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am August, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Looking at the current generation, you have to wonder why we don’t invent some war or something to send most of these fucks to die in.
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KUDOS to the blue boobies in the middle!

11:23 am August, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Generation GED. LOL.

11:30 am August, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The expression on big boobied brunette’s dad (in the gray shorts) pretty much says it all. Generation Flush !

11:39 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Good question Doc. How about Generation XXX, as the goal seems to be to act as much like a douchebag pornstar as possible?
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Or Generation Extra Y, as this generation seems share the deviant traits of those with an extra Y chromosome.
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My personal favorite: D-Generation, as this generation defies the laws of natural selection and is an evolutionary step and half back.

11:43 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Generation Unemployed / Unemployable

11:44 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

I once screamed, “Hey , You goats get off my lawn” but it was a bunch of neighborhood kids

11:45 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brazilipina hott looks like she put on the wrong pair of boobies this morning. For once, I agree with John Largeman. His look of disapproval says it all.

11:49 am August, 17 The Dude said...

It’s been a rough day. I need to take a nice long nap on a pair of funbags.

12:01 pm August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is that a tattoo of a tombstone in Russian-mobster-wannabe’s armpit?? I know the idiom is over over used, but seriously, WTF??

12:01 pm August, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The belly tatts say “Honky Retard” and “Disaster.” Keepin it real, douchebags !

12:02 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

John Largeman is now beginning to rethink his choices in life, such as whether or not to wander around shirtless despite the heat, and the reasons for having ever befriended Chase and Cody.

12:02 pm August, 17 Leon Brothabag said...

More like Generation Overweight — put your shirt on grey shorts!

12:05 pm August, 17 Wedgie said...

GenTatt

12:06 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Gutter

12:06 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Refuse (works with an ‘s’ or ‘z’ sound)

12:07 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Whatever

12:08 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Putz

12:08 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Roadkill

12:08 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation E(ntitlement)

12:10 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation Dullard

12:11 pm August, 17 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

These guys should stick to their Brighton Beach баня.
They seem like they would be much more comfortable sweating with a bunch of naked Russkis

12:15 pm August, 17 Boner said...

Douche on the left is basketball player Chris Anderson. And he is a giant bag at that.
Girls give me boners.

12:15 pm August, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

Gen EXcrement

12:16 pm August, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

But I do see right bikini hott looking at me approvingly.

12:25 pm August, 17 tall guy said...

Generation W’s ‘at? (Generation What’s that?)

They belong in an Art Deco cocktail cabinet.

12:29 pm August, 17 skrag2112 said...

Generation KY, seeing as these asswads probably go through a tub of it a week.

12:37 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

Is “The Generation That Will Put the Final Nails in America’s Coffin” too long to be catchy?

12:38 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With what’s been going on lately, I like Generation Cunt.

12:39 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Generation Flava

12:39 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Generation Plug Pullers

12:40 pm August, 17 McWhatadouche said...

Roger that @Boner. Thats the B-ball player Birdman or whatever they call him. Im pretty sure those are wings tattooed uder his arms.
Yes Carlos. Disapproval indeed

12:42 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If Gen X started in 1966 and Boomers ended in 1964, then those born is 1965 like me are Gereration Chad, future ancestors of the Indigo children. Not to be mistaken for the Indigo Girls cause we don’t swing that way, baby.
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Aquarians

12:42 pm August, 17 tall guy said...

Generation Bronze Bros’n’Ho-hos

12:43 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I second the Generation Cunt with a nod also going to Generation eXcrement.
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And is A&F the anti-Ed Hardy?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-abercrombie-to-pay-jersey-shore-cast-to-stop-wearing-its-clothes-20110817,0,3357772.story

12:46 pm August, 17 Crazed Aborigine said...

Bikini hott on the right can get off on my lawn any old time.

Bovine Grazers

12:53 pm August, 17 tall guy said...

@ Douchey Wallnuts, interesting theory you propose. I’ve often considered A&F second tier douche after Ed Hardy. While I applaud A&F’s strategy, I’m not so naive to believe it isn’t merely a strategy cloaked in douchery of the (almost) highest order – well, second tier, actually.

12:59 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Generation WTF

1:04 pm August, 17 tall guy said...

@ Whezzer, as evidence of Gen. WTF I offer Closet of Poo inductee The Sterilizer.

1:05 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Generation Google

1:07 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Generation Garlic

1:09 pm August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Wallnuts,
That link is awesome. “You are too douchey to wear our douchewear.” There’s a kernel of truth there, though of course mocking the Shore cast is a marketing ploy in itself.

1:10 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Generation Meaty Okra

1:13 pm August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Generation OMG!!!

1:14 pm August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin
I added Nevin Markwart to your list on last post. He was quite the pisssaa to watch.

1:20 pm August, 17 McWhatadouche said...

Little Jenny on the bottom is positioned just about where she should be. Saggy ‘bag (AKA Carlos) agrees and wishes Brazilipine would get out of the way.

1:47 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Generation Text

2:05 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

So vis a vis the A&F issue: Are we facing a philosophical quandary in that by calling attention to oneself by the stated position as anti-douche, is in fact making oneself a douche?

3:25 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

Generation On Dad’s/Mom’s Dime.

Generation Look At Me.

I also like Generation Unemployable.

3:51 pm August, 17 Steve said...

Generation sext.

4:11 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

Generation Poo.

5:42 pm August, 17 I give up said...

I don’t care what they call themselves, as long as they continue to do my bidding I’m good.
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Hitler Youth

7:09 pm August, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

generation DOOOSHED, er, i mean DOOOMED! YOU CUNTS!

8:53 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

i find “generation SCUM” works well, especially when you yell out “SCUM” at the top of your lungs. it’s a simple and gratifyingly percussive word.

9:18 pm August, 17 troy tempest said...

Generation Fucked. Cuz they are.

10:18 am August, 18 Anonymous said...

I do believe douchebag on the left is Chris “Birdman” Anthony of the Denver Nuggets.

12:32 pm August, 18 baffomet said...

Oh Stacy Lee, when are you going to hang out with some decent people……

2:56 pm August, 18 Douche Police said...

Maybe they were just trying to “Douche it Forward.”

3:43 pm August, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Generation Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. In part because they make me so tired, but also because they all need to be put to sleep.

4:37 pm August, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Shoot, once I screamed at a bunch of goatses to get off my lawn, and all that was left was the young bags and hags in this photo, just kiddin’ around as usual.

8:36 pm August, 21 stank11 said...

Denver Nuggets Birdman,Tapout Skrape and UFC fighter Pat Barry

11:16 pm August, 22 blackhatforum.com said...

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