Saturday, August 6, 2011

Comment of the Week: Medusa Oblongata

In the Jimbo the Crust thread, female ‘bag huntress and Hall of Mock member Medusa Oblongata lays the hottie smackdown and wins the coveted Comment of the Week:

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With the exception of second from left, this is the worst excuse for a line of hotts I’ve ever seen. It’s like the AV club decided to whore it up for the night. I do not approve. Nerd chicks are rad. Nerd chicks trying to slut it up is the wrongest wrong that ever was wronged. You ladies have stuff like intelligence, humor, wit, independence, empathy and creativity. Leave this kind of silly shit for your whoresome peers. They don’t have shit-all going for them save for praying that gravity doesn’t take away the one thing that makes them of any use to anyone. And even then, being a Ming Vase means nothing if it’s used as a semen repository. Put your clothes on and go back to the dorm, ASAP! We’ve got a Super Congress to dethrone.
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# posted by douchebag1
12:56 pm August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on!!!

12:59 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sarah Jessica Pooper?

12:59 pm August, 6 doucheblaster said...

True that

1:00 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Most ridiculous GSR ever! Pee Wee Hermanbag.

1:13 pm August, 6 Resident Genius said...

Woman Power and shit!

1:26 pm August, 6 ffindertweet said...

Yo boss. Which one WAS Marcie?

1:37 pm August, 6 DarkSock said...

No one wants to see your hammer-stick, Mr. Herman.
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Text-book evisceration by Medusa; Huzzah.

1:57 pm August, 6 idfma said...

Very nice, choice, DB1, but I have to say that I laughed much harder a Medusa’s rendition of the Edmund Fitzgerald for yesterday’s haiku. Even if it wasn’t 575, it was some of the funniest shit I had seen all week.
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This comment was most excellent too. With some of the regs it can be very hard to pick the best.
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Zygotes in a Ming Vase.

2:34 pm August, 6 DarkSock said...

Peen Vase

2:54 pm August, 6 Resident Genius said...

I for one would like too know if the above pictured Club hosts a LOTION&KLEENEXNIGHTS in addition to the NAPKINNIGHTS as advertised in the lower hand corner. I mean not for me, I need to know for a friend. Actually a friend’s friend if you get the jizzst.

3:03 pm August, 6 creature said...

pale, wimpy & assinine is no way to go through life…Son

3:05 pm August, 6 tall guy said...

Agreed. Absolutely unnecessary GSR. What a tool!

3:34 pm August, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Nerd chicks are rad. Nerd chicks trying to slut it up is the wrongest wrong that ever was wronged.
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The only time they need to slut it up is when they’re in my bed, making me give them what they want…
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What? it could happen.

4:20 pm August, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Way to go Medusa.
Semen, flowers, stash, ashes, Ming vases are as versatile as thhe NerdySlut.

4:28 pm August, 6 creature said...

the fine print on her shoulder reads, “If you can read this, get tested for STD’s”

6:02 pm August, 6 Troy Tempest said...

good one, Medusa.

Hammerstix Here fills me with revulsion. I want to tie him up with barbed wire and kick him down the stairs into a vat of clorox.

Yarf.

7:58 pm August, 6 Mr. White said...

Hit me with your hammerstix.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

10:30 pm August, 6 DarkSock said...

Hammer Sticks = what he does for Bottle Service money.

1:33 am August, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

I love how the comment of the week is tied to a picture that is totally unrelated and without analysis. It’s like yeah, this comment is so awesome we’ll just attach a trophy HCwDBcouple to it. Congrats Medusa, you deserve said HCwDB trohpy couple.

1:35 am August, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

Isn’t that what’s wrong with the hot chicks who date the douhebags as a whole? That they think that by dating them they’re joining some secret elite society that doesn’t exist, while in reality they’re divorcing themselves from the one that does?

6:23 am August, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^@Mr. White
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Ian Drury was the inspiration for beloved Tonetta.
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Sunday Drivers

7:35 am August, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Oh, wow, I didn’t even see this yesterday, thanks, boss! And, yes, I gladly accept my Unrelated HCwDB coupling. I shall use the hammerstix on his rib cage until his organs are a sloshing liquid in his abdominal cavity. And then it’s off to the Playpen with Ducky there, I’ll wipe that stupid look off her face and then some. When I’m done with her, She’ll fetch a fine price from a Saudi oil baron. Yes, this is a great day, indeed.

8:31 pm August, 7 schlicht bindenburger said...

she’s got a real purdy mouth. love the pucker!

2:32 pm August, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

While the comment is thought provoking, it suggests a hidden misogyny. Why must a woman not dress like a slut if she has, “intelligence, humor, wit, independence, empathy and creativity “? Why should low tops and high skirts only be the domain of the vapid and shallow? It seems that Medusa Oblongata can only place a woman in one of two camps, sluts and non-sluts. We should be free to allow women to choose whatever they may wish to be. Is the sound of a head thumping the headboard any less pleasing if said head be filled with non-sense or theories on the philosophical origins of the gospel of wealth? Is the thigh, ripe for suckling, any less ripe if it be attached to the 7 inch heal of the educationally disadvantage or the slipper of a ballerina? Does an IQ above 110 prevent the thong display of ass pear? I say no. The only number that prevents a woman from displaying the flesh that draws us near is a body mass index over 22.

8:48 pm August, 9 JohnnyHammerstix said...

Damn guys, you could have at least used a better pic. Here’s 2 more.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264362_10150698572695548_739865547_19565726_2551202_n.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/265122_10150702928630548_739865547_19625695_378090_n.jpg

regardless, girl in the photo was our waitress at rehab. @creature – trust me I try to get tan, but being from north portuguese decent isn’t helping me. Can’t tan for the life of me. As for wimpy, I may not look like much, but I can more than handle my own. Besides, i’m far from the jacked up norm on this site which your comment makes me wonder if you’re on here. I laughed as this honestly, as did the majority of my friends. You can have a great time and be absurd in Vegas without physically being a tool. I’m just pumped and laughing that I’m on here. Keep the comments coming! They’re making my day (well, the ones directed at me anyways)

4:19 am August, 10 Jeah said...

The chick is hot. Someone is jealous. Sadder than a douchebag is a jealous whorebag.

9:52 am August, 10 JohnnyHammerstix said...

Also, you can get your glasses here: http://www.facebook.com/#!/HeadyNationHeadwear

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