Monday, August 15, 2011

Deltoids For Jesus Guy

Deltoids For Jesus guy approves of the HCwDB of the Month.

Deltoids For Jesus Guy also wants you to know that Jesus died for your upper body workout. But, most importantly, that Jesus was the bomb at dice.

Laura wears the ancient crest of her forefathers from the Scottish Highlands when going clubbing, to honor the spirit of ancients long past. And because it’s, like, totally off the chain, wooo.

# posted by douchebag1
9:43 am August, 15 jonezy said...

his tattoo artist must have fucked up because in the game of life, this guy rolls nothing but craps. The dice should show a 2, 3 or 12

10:02 am August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gaybag.

10:09 am August, 15 Chubs said...

Laura, check the open sores on this douches herpe hands before you let him touch you next time. Yeesh.

10:13 am August, 15 schlicht bindenburger said...

roid pimples?

10:20 am August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think the tattoo has a more sinister message. Jesus cheats at dice. The dude made wine out of water and came back from the dead… stands to reason you don’t want to be gambling with him. Plus if you don’t pay up he can really ruin your day.
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Hotts are like dancing zebras: I don’t see any in this pic.

10:22 am August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The melancholy brother in the backround looks like he really wishes he had some black friends so he didn’t have to hang with all these bags.

10:29 am August, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

White wife beater boobs in background are right on.

10:34 am August, 15 Wedgie said...

Relax your arm before it expodes.

10:35 am August, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

I feel brother mans pain.

10:37 am August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Schmuck be a Gayboy Tonight
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10:51 am August, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I like this couple. They’re perfect for each other.
Sorta like Brando and Sinatra.
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.Wait…what?

10:54 am August, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

….No really.
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.He’s gay (or pretends he isn’t and/or has yet to figure it out), and she thinks trucker hat tilt makes her rad.
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.that’s all these two need.
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.Hammersteins

11:24 am August, 15 boone doggle said...

@ETD amen

11:25 am August, 15 boone doggle said...

amen to boobs.

11:33 am August, 15 tall guy said...

Laura looks dumb. Maybe she’s skulled one over the eight, but have a go at her eyes. Serious doziness going on. Errr, Tuesday morning (quite early) and I’m up and working (sorta). Errrr…
Diligent – is the name of a corporate gangster.

11:33 am August, 15 Chubs said...

Bosomies.

11:36 am August, 15 Chubs said...

I wonder if when Jesus plays craps with the other Apostles does he say “clackity clack” before every roll.

11:46 am August, 15 McWhataDouche said...

D4J realizes that when you combine steroids with gambling and Jesus, you cant lose.

11:46 am August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

And another thing about dice. And this fuccen idiot.
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“7” is actually not a good roll. It’s a loser. No one wants the fuccen roller to throw one, because you lose. When TV and movies show people screaming in joy at a seven roll you know it’s bullshit.

11:46 am August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I read someplace that Jesus died for a Ham and Cheese sandwich. That makes more sense than him dying for our sins, since we weren’t born when He died. And while we’re on the subject, does it make sense that Jesus’s father – God – would make him die for other people’s sins? That doesn’t sound Kosher. Also, if he died for our sins, isn’t it unfair in some way to the people that “we” allegedly sinned against? More frightening, if God made us in “his” image, does this picture prove that God is a douchebag?
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Blasphemers

11:53 am August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@DoucheyWallnuts,
It does make sense. When I was growing up, if one of my brothers got in trouble, we pretty much all ended up getting punished. God is like that. A lazy, irritable parent. He probably drinks to much.

11:59 am August, 15 Miss Tina Marie Anal said...

He’s cute. She’s a whore.

12:00 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It looks like on of those “I designed it myself” tattoos. On the one hand, this is more admirable than just pointing to something on the wall. On the other, what is meant to have deeply significant personal meaning, is actually proof that you aren’t qualified to make a grilled cheese sandwich, let alone a work of art.

12:00 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

one of those

12:32 pm August, 15 Wheezer said...

This is a repeat pic – gimme some time and I’ll find it (maybe)…..

12:51 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Saturday Night Jerzey from 2009.
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Take that, Wheez!

12:58 pm August, 15 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

He’s leaning toward the camera, seemingly to say something meaningful, like “John Cleese Pimple Sermon.” Or “fetch my rectal lance, Shakespeare.” You know how eloquent these douchebags are.

1:11 pm August, 15 Wedgie said...

Vin:
Thanks for reminding me; I had forgotten Colonel Kurtz could sing and dance. The horror……

1:19 pm August, 15 Chubs said...

@McCrudeshoes 12:51p. Congrats on your knowledge.

4:06 pm August, 15 Wheezer said...

Mr. McCrudeshoes is correct!

11:59 pm August, 15 Steve L. said...

according to the Book of Douche, Jesus could also turn water into hair gel.
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apropos of nothing, i think i’m gonna get hit by lightning tomorrow.

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