Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Enrique and the Art of Pink Undies Reveal

Remember kids.

Only true badasses wear pink underwear to the public pool on Saturdays when the 2-for-1 hoagie special is offered by the ladies of the Rotary Lodge.

Oh Burpy Brenda. I forgive you your poor choice in men and honor your wearing of the fabled Zoroastrian Veil of the Privates on top of your bikini.

For it hails the Holy Curve of Pear as the ancient legend foretold. So I poke it. And the lifeguard asks me to leave.

# posted by douchebag1
1:54 pm August, 3 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Who wears overalls to the pool? Douchebags that’s who.

2:11 pm August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

And before everybody comes in spouting how Fish Burp Brenda isn’t hot and shit, shut up. A little paunchy , so what, shut up. She’s a six pack and a couple shots from being the hottest naked thing underneath you at that moment and I’d do her,so shut up . And I think Zoroastrian Veil of the Privates on top of your bikini is hilarious,so, shut up
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Shut up

2:28 pm August, 3 anonymous said...

Zoroastrian Beer Goggles?

2:40 pm August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Fact: If they took all the club-party-pool wrist bands distributed in the last decade and mashed them all into a sticky pulpy ball, it would still not be big enough to serve as a tampon for Plinky’s Mom’s cavernous moldering worm tunnel.
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Tranquilizers

2:47 pm August, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

His undies were white until he washed them with all his red madanas, one of which he should have worn to cover up his receding hairline.

Vin, I’m with ya. Burpy B. works for me.

3:04 pm August, 3 boone doggle said...

topress asian breef with sprash guard for me thank you.

3:42 pm August, 3 Devil's Advocate said...

Enrique’s side tattoo reads “Ass. 11x.” There’s one on the other side reading “Gasket.” This is to remind him of the time he was freebasing 30 weight motor oil and chocolate Easter bunnies, blacked out, and fucked a coyote.

4:28 pm August, 3 schlicht bindenburger said...

the robust can take a better pirate pounding than the tynees!

4:37 pm August, 3 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

^True fact. I’m gonna add that my list of Pro-Tips. Thanks schlict myballsburger.

5:51 pm August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tucked in the background, a group of knuckledraggers takes delight as Nancy Dreuche and her merry band of pseudonyms are dressed in purple taking gold and brown showers to the dulcet tones of the legendary Tonetta.

5:53 pm August, 3 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Burpy Brenda is actually forcing the burp out the other end. She is pressing her mouth shut so she can build up the required pressure. All girls have to do that to ‘poot’.

6:43 pm August, 3 tinkertoy said...

Wassup with his white tongue? Dude looks unhealthy or at best unsanitary. Run ladies.

7:21 pm August, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The fold under Burpy Brenda’s bikini top strap that runs down to what you would think is her gunt, is actually the beginning of her labia.
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Meat Curtains

9:19 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

digging out a hole in the parking lot of a strip mall doesn’t make it a pool.

9:23 pm August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

…………….vicodin ………
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Shut Up

5:32 am August, 4 Tony Ventresca said...

This is a photo taken on the set of the never-finished sequel to “Taxi Driver” called “Pool Boy” with Robert DeNiro reprising his role from the first film as Travis Bickle. The production was halted and the film never finished (thankfully). True story.

10:30 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

Burpy Brenda soon realized she should have avoided that taco truck at last night’s bonfire when she cleared out the shallow end of the pool.
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God rest ye, BCS.

10:30 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

Burpy Brenda should really get back home to her kids.
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Absentee parents.

10:31 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

The one on the left should really get back home to her mother.
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Runaways.

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