Friday, August 12, 2011

Friday Haiku

Blaze in the kitchen;
Let’s smother this Blaze
With an iron skillet.

Meanwhile, Skeletor
Leers at us all from his perch
On Castle GayCockk.

Jiffy Pop on Stove,
Jersey Poop in the kitchen
I would burn them both.

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Johnny Blaze Spring Break
Who cares about the weather.
Hurricane-proof hair.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

White apartment walls
It could be anywhere but
Douchebag means its Jerz.

— ehcuodouche

New movie this week
Conan the Bad-hairian
Starring this douchebag.

— Doucheywallnuts

Blaze shows how he pees
Through cod piece skeleton’s grin
Burning sensation.

— Dude McCrudeshoes

Kitchen group pic-hug
Macks on Cousins for practice
Growing up Gotti.

— SonnyChibaChoad

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:07 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Jiffy Pop on Stove
Jersey Poop in the kitchen
I would burn them both

7:11 am August, 12 idfma said...

You beat me to the jiffy pop ref. MSH–good one.

7:13 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Beautiful Blondie
Brings Brenda, blocks blow-out Blaze
Blue blouse Brunette burns

7:15 am August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s Joey Porche lite
And plus size giggle hots
Wish they were in stove

7:17 am August, 12 idfma said...

the stiffness of his
hair alone could tear a hole
in our space and time.

7:19 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Johnny Blaze sports crown
King Douchious disapproves
Next time bring real Hotts

7:20 am August, 12 I douche, therefore I am said...

Skull buckle: symbol
of Blaze’s life draining peen.
Get away chicks! Fast!

7:22 am August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny Blaze Spring Break
Who cares about the weather.
Hurricane-proof hair.

7:24 am August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Middle hott wears belt
But why on her diaphragm?
Boob, gut DMZ?

7:24 am August, 12 idfma said...

Belt on bleeth hitched to
her waist, sloppy, shapeless dress
accentuates gut

7:24 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Orange conceals wrinkles
But it can’t hide old douchbag
Johnny Blaze burns out

7:24 am August, 12 McWhataDouche said...

Pop on the Stove
Chickys in the kitchen
Skull douche ruins the meal

7:25 am August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny likes his house
Off-white flat. Neutral tones kill
Orange semi-gloss.

7:26 am August, 12 Anonymous said...

I was wondering what the Gotti’s were doing now?!?

7:28 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

One douche; three ladies
Someone’s gonna get lucky
Blaze stuck with large one

7:28 am August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny loses sneer
Month from know when black belt tells
Truth. It’s not a gunt.

7:31 am August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Generic Ginger
With stiff crunchy hair spray curls
Welcome to the Jerz

7:32 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Friday night in Jersey
Johnny hits up his neighbors
Bogarts their hair gel

7:35 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If you had Blondie’s
Boobs in your back, you’d have a
Massive hard-on too

7:37 am August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blaze shows how he pees
Through cod piece skeleton’s grin
Burning sensation

7:41 am August, 12 McWhataDouche said...

Blue bird yum
Pop corn Kernel
Colonel Douche

7:52 am August, 12 ehcuodouche said...

Can’t think of haiku
Evil Skeletor belt says
It will eat my soul

7:55 am August, 12 ehcuodouche said...

@Mr. Scrotato Head 7:07
I’m still laughing at that one…

7:56 am August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Haikus can be weird.
Sometimes they don’t make any sense.
Refrigerator.
.
Son

8:01 am August, 12 ehcuodouche said...

White apartment walls
It could be anywhere but
Douchebag means its Jerz

8:22 am August, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Chubby girl jealous
Hotter curly haired sister
Does not fuck douchebags

8:24 am August, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Cheap rent apartment
Broke douchebag with no fundage
Hangs with other dwarfs

8:27 am August, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Hard to do Haiku
Get the kid to school and watch
Steamy Jenna Lee

8:30 am August, 12 Vin Douchal said...

He’s a blown out poop
She’s an egg wrapped in condom
Bookends ain’t bad though

8:37 am August, 12 Holbrooks said...

Johnny B Alive!
But his nads have passed away.
Hence the belt buckle.

8:38 am August, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

New movie this week
Conan the Bad-hairian
Starring this douchebag

8:39 am August, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

For Vin^
.
Stock fluctuations
Blow load over Jenna Lee’s
Hot commodities

8:42 am August, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

New designing trend
for the stylish kitchen
Crisp, clean white and FAIL.

8:44 am August, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

Joey Porsche is proud
all by himself he carried
three potato sacks

8:46 am August, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

New research shows that
Hair gel causes cancer growth
Not soon enough, though

8:48 am August, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

Country in crisis
Not debt ceiling, douche ceiling
We must cull the herd

8:50 am August, 12 Holbrooks said...

Gathers his gal pals….
A shot like this – the boys won’t
Question my gayness.

8:55 am August, 12 Holbrooks said...

If we wanted to
wear a hedgehog on our heads…
We’d all sport blowouts.

9:30 am August, 12 schlicht bindenburger said...

broad in the center is gonna have mumbum next year!

9:30 am August, 12 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Wind Tunnell Tested
Porcupine-looking Douchebag;
Surrounded by Gunt

9:31 am August, 12 schlicht bindenburger said...

…and by broad imean the orange chick with the skull target!

9:33 am August, 12 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Hygienist students
Have too much anaesthetic
Think he’s James Cagney

9:35 am August, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

blowout disaster
full-body gunt kitchen frolic
douche likes his bleeth thick

9:37 am August, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Kitchen group pic-hug
Macks on Cousins for practice
Growing up Gotti

10:28 am August, 12 McWhataDouche said...

Semi-retarded girl in middle
Blaze not interested
Must be his sister

10:46 am August, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

skull with crucifix
girls next door with greasy douche
sacred meets profane

12:55 pm August, 12 ehcuodouche said...

Douche and Bleeths are proud
They got skin pigmentation
To match Ginger’s hair

1:06 pm August, 12 FoghornLeghorn said...

Three girls at one time
won’t happen in Mom’s kitchen.
Move out now, Douchebag.

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