Friday, August 26, 2011

Friday Haiku

To “Search and Destroy”:
That is his endless mission
Against pubic crabs.

Frank’s like a housecat:
So proud of what he dragged in
Yet to us it’s gross

— saulgoode42

Elvis and Bono
Which one’s style to emulate?
Fuck it I’ll do both.

— Douche Wayne

Task: Search and destroy,
Bolts pointing down at his junk,
No douchey offspring

— Condouchious

cindy and kelly
ruined noses too much blow
don’t notice poo stench

— Douche Springsteen

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am August, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Toxic! Says skull/bones
But its clearly on wrong boob
I’d NAIL it on him.

7:11 am August, 26 saulgoode42 said...

Frank’s like a housecat:
So proud of what he dragged in
Yet to us it’s gross

7:12 am August, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I think baseball bat
Seeing douche make kissy lips
His egg’s the softball!

7:14 am August, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Rehab cup is hip
As are sun goggles. Please God:
Ship him to Iraq!

7:18 am August, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That’s Kate and Kitty
Just in from Minnesota
They’re gonna get burned!

7:20 am August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Joey’s gone downhill
Since Friends. Smelly Cats have dose
Of prolapse and cheese.

7:20 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

They say Wayne Newton
Hardest worker in Vegas
Nope: Rehab pool boy

7:20 am August, 26 Steve said...

Man, I can’t wait till this generation gets old. The freak-show is gonna be spectacular.

7:21 am August, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His ink’s a hot mess
Got it from thousand monkees
With handfuls of poo

7:25 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

This dude succeeds at
Making cliché ironic
And spreading herpes

7:26 am August, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Hurricane Irene
Approaches the Jersey Shore
Douchebags: grab surfboards!

7:33 am August, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Checking the pool scene;
Taint smear tatts and greasy hair;
Farm girls get ya some!

7:33 am August, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Elvis and Bono
Which one’s style to emulate?
Fuck it I’ll do both.

7:38 am August, 26 Horace Dangleballs said...

Spiky hair choad wank
Oblivious to gunships
Coming to destroy

7:43 am August, 26 Horace Dangleballs said...

Two blonde pool-side skanks
Have a shocking resemblance
To bad left chest tat

7:45 am August, 26 Horace Dangleballs said...

Lightning bolts on abs
Too bad they’re not the real thing
Scourge putz from our world

7:50 am August, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Search and destroy all:
Taste style decency tact thought
Job almost complete.

7:50 am August, 26 Horace Dangleballs said...

Smiles so vacant
Like barn on a summer day
They deserve the clap.

7:54 am August, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Search and Destroy” fail
Not what Iggy had in mind
Rehab’s for losers

7:54 am August, 26 The Dude said...

In Jon Stewart’s voice:
“Yo dawg, this Rehab is nice”
(For Deadliest Crotch!)

7:55 am August, 26 Condouchious said...

Task: Search and destroy,
Bolts pointing down at his junk,
No douchey offspring

7:56 am August, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

sneer-faced douchebag’s skin
needle and the damage done
there is no rehab

7:57 am August, 26 The Dude said...

It took a long time
To shave that ginormous chin
Now he’s got lock jaw

7:58 am August, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

cindy and kelly
ruined noses too much blow
don’t notice poo stench

8:04 am August, 26 Douche Wayne said...

Betsy and Rachel
Peer over cliff of bleethdom
Pull them back from brink.

8:06 am August, 26 McWhatadouche said...

He’s a true thespian
Turned the girls lesbian
Please Irene, pass over Vegas

8:09 am August, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Souls of lost loved ones
race screaming from his chest. Damn
his kin were fugly.

8:11 am August, 26 Colossus of Choads said...

Left pec on Gel-Boy,
shows duality of man,
face shows; just a cunt.

8:13 am August, 26 Colossus of Choads said...

Only a wild man,
compensates for storm warnings,
with extra-hold gel.

8:15 am August, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A just God will search
and destroy this fool’s gonads
for sake of gene pool.

8:19 am August, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths will head back to
Maine with photographic proof
evolution dead.

8:20 am August, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Only thing missing
from this pic is tsunami.
How about it God?

8:21 am August, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Pirate Wench
and Leopard Bleeth
cannot stop mindless human tatt canvas

8:23 am August, 26 Anonymous said...

Okay, I will liet you suck it.

8:27 am August, 26 SauceOfTheDouche said...

Pirated Boobies
And tiger breasticles can’t
Rehab the fish lips.

8:52 am August, 26 Condouchious said...

Rehab’s for quitters,
Girls quit being herpes-free,
He quit Burger King

9:16 am August, 26 Chumanominom said...

Tat Douchy Mug
Man-Mayo on leopard-boob ‘s belly
Skull maam’s are yummy

9:47 am August, 26 FoghornLeghorn said...

Just out of rehab,
wants to reproduce with blondes.
Lightning bolts save us.

10:43 am August, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

James Caan’s loser son Biff
Just wants to be unique, like
Everyone else. Fail.

10:44 am August, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Dumb blondes see cam’ra
Vacuous smiles hide dead eyes
Can’t get paid to pose

10:46 am August, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Societal smeg
Attracts bottom feeder Biff
Human race loses

11:54 am August, 26 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

As my bile wells
I seek the proper vessel
to empty my gut

11:57 am August, 26 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

A true master basks
in the glow of his own flame
Zen douchery achieved

12:49 pm August, 26 ehcuodouche said...

douchebag’s tatts describe
my various expressions
to his existence

1:00 pm August, 26 Wheezer said...

Moe Lumpcrustowitz
says, “Yo, I can bag chicks wit’
my kissy lips, too!
.
“Check it, Bro Joey!
Y’all ain’t all up in dis shit
widdout mah teachin’!”

3:51 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Hey! Canadians!
Isn’t that that Cyrus dude
from Trailer Park Boys?

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