Wednesday, August 17, 2011

HCwDB After Dark

Well hello there!! Come on in!!

Would you like a damp towel? Monsoon season has been rough and you might need to get the prickle stains off your caftan.

Head on over to the lanai.

Enjoy some tasty fried malomars over in the step down veranda/bar.

There’s gefilte ceviche over by the firepit if you get hungry.

It’s HCwDB After Dark.

Where anything goes. Even zen guys with beards watching douches grab at ass pear. And smoking jackets are optional.

And Pear is plentiful.

# posted by douchebag1
5:57 pm August, 17 I give up said...

Karen? I’d recognize those lightly moistened asscheeks anywhere.

5:57 pm August, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

This is one of the stranger “Mr. Hands” reenactments I’ve ever seen…
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Hopefully it ends the same.

6:00 pm August, 17 I give up said...

Beard guy just wants a beer. I hear ya Beardy. Pop in some Iron and Wine and let’s paaaarty.

6:02 pm August, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Redbeard seems to holding onto his joint.
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.I guess no one told him it was a black tie affair.
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.I’ll be here all the week.

6:05 pm August, 17 I give up said...

Brawny Paper Towel guy called……We’re going out Saturday night.

6:12 pm August, 17 Dicy said...

Ah. I love when I check back in and see some nice pear and a douchey bag here waiting for me 🙂

6:13 pm August, 17 I give up said...

I think she is keistering at least two malomars. That’s how she got the crown.

6:13 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know what the fuck else you said, but there cannot be a gefilte ceviche you carpetbagging Jew. As we all know. I have a houseful of Jews and can make a mean Gefilte beyond Bubbe’s Seder recipe. I am also a skateboarder and epicurian, ( I’d say Foodie but they are trendy douchebags). A Gefilte is a fish loaf. A Ceviche is of a citric acid cured fish of mollusk, (salmon or scallops usually) or an advanced form of locomotion. None of these have to do with the scabs in the post.
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Exhibit One: Gefilte.
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http://www.videosurf.com/video/how-to-give-gefilte-fish-a-rockin%27-makeover-117693622
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Exhibit Two: Locomotion.
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6:16 pm August, 17 I give up said...

Does that beard go alll the way up? 😉

6:21 pm August, 17 I give up said...

Get that neckbeard a lapdance instead of a laptop.
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Fortunately for you I will NOT be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

6:25 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5m8XVv8LEI
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Apologies for my tirade. I’m fucking hungry. Son.
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But there’s no fucking gefilte ceviche.

7:14 pm August, 17 Leon Brothabag said...

gefilte…

nice reference.

7:16 pm August, 17 I give up said...

^Ebony and Ivory, side by side on my comment board….

7:25 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

zen beard guy at the back is thinking to himself:
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when i was young, and douching fast
nothing slowed me down… slowed me down
now i let the others douche
cuz i’ve come around… come around… cuz i’ve found…

7:32 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

cuz i’ve found… Heard-A-Noise Pear.






sorry.

7:37 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody live near Goldendale, Washington next summer.??????????? Maryville Speed Festival?
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Gnarlys

8:07 pm August, 17 McWhatadouche said...

Ron Howard, in the back, likes what he sees.

12:46 am August, 18 schlicht bindenburger said...

old ass…. YOU CUNTS!

12:51 am August, 18 schlicht bindenburger said...

…. not sayin i wont starfish pump the old hag….fuck me, does anyone gats da cure fer hiccups? MOTHERFUCKER CUNTS!!!

1:32 am August, 18 Defiled Ceviche said...

Crazy longboard without gefilte ceviche… Unfortunately without asspear too! The guy at 1:15 has barbed wire tattoo and could well be a douchebag though…

4:54 am August, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When did Vin Diesel get the vapors?
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On another note, I had salmon ceviche last night. Honest.
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Goyishers

5:46 am August, 18 FoghornLeghorn said...

Opie’s life choices took a turn for the worse after he left Mayberry.
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McWhatadouche, you beat me recognizing Ron Howard

5:58 am August, 18 Hong Kong Douchey said...

The Brawny Man hopes that this ends in TARMAL.

6:02 am August, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

zen beard guy is alright in my book he’s just patiently waiting his turn to get in on some of that tasty PTP ass pear action.

6:14 am August, 18 Mr. White said...

pfah?

6:25 am August, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Redbeard the Magnificent is on his last days of rumspringa and realized that 1830’s living is the way to go. Except, of course, for the cholera, lack of running water, and no HCWDB.

6:47 am August, 18 Hurl Scheibe said...

FREDDY MERCURY LIVES!!

7:22 am August, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

There are lots of things I don’t understand about what goes in the pictures on this website but the one thing I really can’t wrap my head around is what would cause someone to wear a tie if they are not wearing a collar.

7:30 am August, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m just here for the pear pie…

8:11 am August, 18 Chumanominom said...

ohh, the aromatic fusion of Bactine and soiled diapers reminds me of the day after these sorta parties.

8:56 am August, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Leather undergarments and a tiara-That is one regal piece of pear. I dream I escort her home from the Cotillion. As her gown falls to the floor it exposes ever so naughty bra and panties. And yes she keeps the tiara on all night long.

11:19 am August, 18 Fatness said...

Too bad the photo wasn’t taken 10 seconds later when two big badass bouncers grabbed this tool and tossed him out of the club. You never touch the girls.
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Speaking of which, hello and welcome back, Dicy.

1:38 pm August, 18 Stephanie said...

Stripper does in house parties wearing a tiara for that that class touch huh?

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