Thursday, August 4, 2011

Jeffy Nottabag Wins at the Game of Life

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With no evidence to convict, save for the warning sign chin pubery (and creepy porcelain wedding doll collection), alls I can say is good on you, Jeffy.

Karen is purity of uberpooch slappa penguin suckle thigh frantic cattleprod ankle drool. Top shelf malt liquor that even Billy Bee raises an eyebrow for. I fondle her Mai Tai in a Cosmo glass awkwardly, but only semi-inappropriately.

Let this pic give us hope. And let us get back to douche mocking, stat.

# posted by douchebag1
9:20 am August, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Not seeing much here but a nice rack and some long-assed fingers on this tool. If he can get the MPH up to mid-90’s with sinking movement he gets a notta.
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How ’bout my boy Jakie Els getting us ready for a NY v Bos showdown this weekend?
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Mr. May

9:28 am August, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

slow doooshday!

9:29 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

What is this Hot Chicks With Normal Ass Dudes? I’m not sure what to do here.

9:31 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

Oh I know. Are those your dolls Jeffy? My grandma had a similar set. So did my obese step aunt. Does your girlfriend know about this and your Precious Moments collection yet?

9:33 am August, 4 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I bet she looks even better face down in a pillow. I would let her wring out her jog bra and give me the chinese water torture treatment any day of the week and twice on sunday.
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Major Boobage

9:33 am August, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Them there’s some star-spangled Ta-Ta’s.

9:42 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

@FDD, you ain’t lying, those are some sweet mama-jamas.

9:42 am August, 4 douchebag1 said...

Don’t worry. More douchebags be comin’… and by comin’ I mean hair gel.
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– management

9:44 am August, 4 stephanie said...

This must be the happy couple fr
om hooterville.

9:51 am August, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice naturals are always a positive,

10:04 am August, 4 baffomet said...

They sort of look alike. Brother & Sister???

10:07 am August, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Couple sweet smiles on those two. And as Vin Douchal observed Jeffy does have some sick digits. I imagine he could palm her deliciously large tah-tahs and take her to the hoop. And by take her to the hoop I mean tickle the base of her skull from the underside.

10:16 am August, 4 tall guy said...

While Karen’s impressive jugs present a reasonable argument for Jeffy’s unattractive smugness, the road to douche hell is paved with smugness.
Gravity+age+titties.

10:16 am August, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m calling guy who just got home from one of those shitholes in the Middle east for some well deserved R and R. And by R and R I mean sleepy happy bunny dreams on her dirty pillows before he wakes up screaming and hides in the corner until morning behind the ficus plant. I’ve met a few Canadian dudes who got shot or blown up and they needed some serious pharma until the docs straightened their heads out. Go troops.

10:22 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Agreed. Looks like a Jarhead haircut grown out a bit. You’re home safe, soldier, rest your weary head…on those glorious mamms.
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Grunts.

10:26 am August, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

Enjoy the jugs while you cans.

10:26 am August, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

Because even though she’s doing her best to disprove Sir Isaac, he always wins.

Always.

10:31 am August, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

I would cover her 6!

10:35 am August, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pssst, Karen, I would have noticed your milk muppets even without the sparkles, but thanks!

10:46 am August, 4 tall guy said...

It’s a fair though speculative call, Kroeger, to which i’ll add that if he’s a soldier, it’s little wonder the world’s biggest military power often gets its arse kicked by a bunch of malcontents throwing rocks. Have a go at his soft-cock face. Probably never had a fight in his life.
Army brats.
Daddy was an officer.

11:01 am August, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

war is hell…. i think?

11:13 am August, 4 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Women built like that should be illegal.

11:21 am August, 4 Douche Wayne said...

Hey DB1 –

Congrats on making the list. Keep on making friends and changing lives.

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/08/04/an-important-look-at-mtvs-first-30-years/

11:25 am August, 4 Troy Tempest said...

I think he’s been honourably discharged, and the goofy wedding stuff is from his sister’s wedding. He’s looking for work, and has a few skillz above and beyond murdering little brown children with robot drones. She knows what’s in store, and that’s fine by her. He gets a notta, she gets a hotta. Ten years from now, she’ll be 20lbs fatter, mostly in the ass, and driving kids to soccer practice. He’ll be selling Chevy Volts and part time doing insulation retrofits, because they live in some dreary suburb of Rochester, where the houses have no insulation beyond the dead squirrels stuck in the wallboard and were all built in the 1980s out of particle board, drywall, elmer’s glue, and aluminum staples.

11:31 am August, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think Troy nailed it, except I like to think of them living in one of those silos.

12:04 pm August, 4 DarkSock said...

I’d give her an honorable discharge

12:08 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That’s a helluva pair of ripped rockets on her launching pad.

12:10 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s nice to see a touch of modesty hangin’ beneath the otherwise immodest display of hooters. Give a hott some balance.

12:13 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Karen loved to show off her new skating outfit, which shows she’s clearly as top-heavy as her fellow male ice skaters, and capable of the same tricks all the men delight in performing.

12:20 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Dem’s Willow Tree figurines, made of a poly-resin and very popular with the Hallmark stores and other such gift shops. My wife’s sister has a slew of them and even gave one to us one year for Christmas.
Personally, I’d rather collect Karen.

12:34 pm August, 4 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Note to Hott.

Burn the dress. It make you look like Jeffy’s Mom leaving for a night of clubbing before hooking up with Jeffy’s future step-dad.

1:41 pm August, 4 Mr. White said...

@troy
True story: The house I lived in for my junior and senior years of college had a frozen, dead raccoon as part of its insulation. We found out when it started to fall into the bathroom. In pieces. Where was this? That’s right, New York State, not too far from Rochester. Frozen hellhole.
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Also, this chick has nice boobs, in case no one noticed. She’s like the love child of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Rashida Jones, and it works for me.

1:53 pm August, 4 Southern Scrotic said...

Looks like she did a fine job with the BeDazzler on her dress top.
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Wonder if anything else got BeDazzled underneath?

1:56 pm August, 4 Anonymous said...

Her TATA’s make my little friend tingle.
Go in peace NOTTA.

3:05 pm August, 4 doucheblaster said...

Hall of hot nomination? I mean wow look at those tiites!

10:51 pm August, 4 PIRATE NINJA said...

Hahahahahahaha oh god… This is hilarious!!!! This is my exgirlfriend who dumped him for me and then two months later, dumped me and went running back to this wanker. She is a top notch, trained assassin out to mind fuck you, use you, then shit on your soul. Whoever put this pic up… You are awesome sir. I hope she see’s this. Karma is such a bitch. *Thumbs up*

Thanks Rob for sending me the link! You made my week!

12:08 am August, 5 Troy Tempest said...

@Mr White – see? I tolja.
@Pirate ninja – two points:
1. Please give us details on how he’s a wanker and you’re not just some jealous loooozer missing them fine titty-bombs. I mean, you might be a perfectly reasonable human, and she might be the psycho bitch from hell, but we don’t know that.
2. Are you near Rochester?

1:08 am August, 5 PIRATE NINJA said...

@ Troy Tempest

I do admit.. I was pretty pissed off about the split. This jobless wonder mooched off her for two years while his mom paid his half of the rent. He was banging other chicks, so I would have never guessed she would go back to that turd. He’s a 130lb 5’6″ 23 year old lame with no money, side show hands, and it looks like he borrowed his dads pubes to fashion himself a chin strap. She was pretty hot. I tell ya.. that did sting the pride a bit losing her to Mr. Puniverse, but if she’s that dumb, shit man.. Either he’s packing serious sausage, or he’s a good door mat. I’ll pick the latter. She’s fucking mental, anyway. But god damn man, could she suck a weiner.

If she keeps running her cock polishing mouth to my friends

1:09 am August, 5 PIRATE NINJA said...

I just might release a special video and make her famous. 😉 Cheers guys. – PIRATE

1:19 am August, 5 PIRATE NINJA said...

Oh and I live in Corona, CA!

GOOD LUCK “KAREN” bahahahaha!

Best website, ever, btw. Until I end up on here, posing with some chick, you guys get gold stars in my book. Priceless commentary.

6:27 am August, 5 JustDan said...

Thanks for the mammaries.

Oh, the mammaries.

9:56 am August, 5 Douchie Arnaz said...

Nice babylons!

8:31 am August, 6 Anonymous said...

Well the fact that your low enough to be talking about your ex that way already shows he’s 10x the man you are

8:42 pm August, 6 Karen's Mom said...

To those of you making these lewd comments— This is MY daughter. She did nothing to deserve this public humiliation. . . Have any of you ever thought that this could be your sister or your daughter up there? She is a good, honest and happy person– and a great daughter who makes me proud everyday. I can only hope that each and everyone of you have a daughter or a sister and can relate and get the hell off this site so there won’t be one.
“Karen’s” Mom

7:32 am August, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Karen’s Mom
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Are you as hot as your daughter? Just askin’.

6:05 pm August, 8 DarkSock said...

Mrs. Karen’s Mom:
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Our apologies for acting and commenting in such an unseemly manner towards your little girl. Yes, it is true that many of us here also have daughters of our own.
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And just let me add, if it were my daughter I’d be pretty upset. Not so much about the posts above, but about her telling the “lewd” bunch here about her “modeling site” with photos of her bare ass, like THESE photos YOUR daughter shared with us. Ma’am, I don’t know WHO has more issues: you, her or T.V. Guide.
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7:20 pm August, 8 idfma said...

I missed all the good stuff. Dark, as usual, you nailed that shit–thanks for the photos too.
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@Karen’s Mom–get a fucking clue. If my sister or daughter brings home, poses with a fuckwad like that dude, I will be the FIRST to ridicule her ass. If my daughter holds herself out as an object of sexuality that, I will first BEAT then ridicule her ass.
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My sister, as beautiful as she is (she got all the looks, I got all the BO), would never put herself out here like your little girl,and I’m hoping my daughter (she’s a little young to tell right now) will be the same–she is Generation Facebook, so I can’t be sure–but she will hear about it if she does–rest assured.
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Once pictures are publicly available, though, get the fuck over it, if they end up here or anywhere else. You should be glad she ended up here and not on ‘The Dirty.’ Nik I-Am-The-Douche-of-Douches Richie does not honor takedown requests like DB1, who is a gentleman and a scholar–not to mention one funny ass dude.
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I have a sister and a daughter, and I would still wear Karen out–I would wipe Jeffy from her memory with sheer persistence going back to her ‘well’. and by ‘well’ I mean pussy.
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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to look at the rest of those tasteful photos your little girl was kind enough to provide–I’m sure having no idea we might have some lascivious thoughts while looking at them. What did Pirate Ninja say–she sucks a mean dick? She knows exactly what she’s doing, and she is just fine with it.

10:02 am August, 9 Jimmydadouche said...

Release the Krakken!!!!!!….urr…I mean the special video. I would love to see these BJ skills you speak of. To the mother, you daughter has brought shame to your family by making a sex tape. Maybe you should have raised her to make better decisions.

6:36 pm August, 9 John Valerio said...

Who ever posted those 2 images of Tina on this forum will be searched and found. You have violated a global copyright and redistributed images that do not belong to you. These are my images I own the copyright. If any of this is unclear to you I recommend you educate yourself on photographers copyrights. Remove these images with out delay..

7:26 pm August, 9 Karen's Mom said...

You really are all a bunch of poor pathetic losers who the good one got away from, and your panties are still in a bunch! Get over yourself and your high *fake cough morals because you have none! If you did you wouldn’t even know of this site much less comment. There is a reason you all keep your names hidden! I’m guessing when people talk back to you your use to hearing some of the same language?! Gee I wonder why!? Grow a pair and never check this site again and maybe start earning some respect. Maybe!

9:36 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ John Valerio
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There clearly were no copyright images/marks on the photos so you have no rights to them whatsoever. Also, if you’re (damn, look at that Karen’s Mom, I know the difference between your {possessive} and you’re {contraction of you are}) such an idiot as to not protect them in some way so that people can freely rip them off teh interwebz then you are a moron as well. I’m an amateur photographer too and I make sure nothing like this happens to me. Figure it out buttmunch.

12:45 pm August, 10 Fatness said...

Dear “Karen’s Mom”,
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“There is a reason you all keep your names hidden!”
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My name i Fatness. Pronounced “fot neigh”. Is your real name “Karen’s Mom”? How old are you? Can you make it to dinner Friday? I like a feisty older woman. Your daughter can/will come too; I am that good.
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Yours,
Fatness.

12:46 pm August, 10 Fatness said...

*is. HTML tag fail

5:51 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

I am a loser. I know that for sure now. Thanks, Karen’s Mom, for setting me straight.

If I let my daughter pose on a website with a starfish on her pussy, will that make me a winner, too?

7:04 pm August, 10 John Valerio said...

9:36 am August, 10Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

@ John Valerio
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There clearly were no copyright images/marks on the photos so you have no rights to them whatsoever. Also, if you’re (damn, look at that Karen’s Mom, I know the difference between your {possessive} and you’re {contraction of you are}) such an idiot as to not protect them in some way so that people can freely rip them off teh interwebz then you are a moron as well. I’m an amateur photographer too and I make sure nothing like this happens to me. Figure it out buttmunch.

Dr Bunson,

educate yourself on copyright law…just because you dont see the copyright logo on an image does not mean your can re-distribute…read below it just might make you a smarter person…true professional photographers know where their photos end up on the internet via “EXIF data and tracking software embedded in an image. Proper tracking software can keep track of where the image may or may not be on the internet..

read below…its pretty simple to understand. Unless you have your head so far up your own ass you dont really realize your are breaking the law.
for the record my copyright is embedded in the jpg format.

Q. What does copyright do for artists?

A. Copyright gives the creator or author of a work the power to control the work. The owner of the copyright has the exclusive right to control if, when, how and how often his or her work can be used or copied.

Copyright is not a single right, as the word may suggest, but is a bundle of rights. Any part of the bundle can be retained or sold, leased or given away, either individually or in groups. The ability to dispose of any portion of the bundle of rights is reserved exclusively to the owner of the copyright.

For example, if a company is authorized to use a particular photograph in a brochure, the brochure is the only place that the photograph can be used. The use of the photograph in an advertisement without permission would be a violation of the exclusive rights of the copyright owner. Similarly, if a person is authorized to use an illustration for advertising purposes for only one year, the illustration cannot be used for more than one year without permission.

Q. Who owns the copyright?

A. Generally, the person who creates a work is the owner of the copyright. Thus, independent artists, photographers and writers own the copyrights to their works. The only exceptions to this rule occur when a work is created by an employee as part of his or her job duties or when a work is created under a written ìwork-for-hireî agreement.

For example, free-lance photographers own the copyrights to the images that they allow to newspapers or magazines to publish. However, absent an agreement that provides otherwise, a newspaper or magazine will own the copyright to all works that their staff journalists and photographers create as part of their job responsibilities. The same is true for art directors working in advertising agencies. The only way that the copyright could belong to the creator in these situations is if there is an assignment of the copyright. Of course, any stories, photographs or artwork created by employees on their own time, would belong to the authors of the works.

Sometimes it is difficult to differentiate between an independent contractor and an employee as that term is defined by the Copyright Act. Most employment situations imply a regular, salaried employment relationship between the parties. However, there is no precise standard for determining whether a person is an employee or an independent contractor under the Copyright Act. A person can be an independent contractor under state law while he or she is an employee under the Copyright Act.

The copyrights to works created under written agreements as works for hire belong to the employer. The law requires that there is a written agreement between the parties. Unfortunately, work for hire agreements can be very simple documents that masquerade as invoices or receipts. Most independent artists, photographers and writers will not operate on a work for hire basis. They feel that to do so, would deprive them of their right to fully exploit their creative talents. Also, they feel they will be treated as employees without having job security or getting any employee benefits.

7:14 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

Cool, another law website. Just what the world needs.

2:39 pm August, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Wow a copy right on stroke material.

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