Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Jimbo The Crust

Jimbo the Crust has a huge thing for peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Little known fact.

Widely known fact: None of the Paid-to-Pose hotties here give a flying crap what sandwich Jimbo the Crust likes to eat.

Except Marcie. Ever since her ex-boyfriend told her she was fat and ugly, she’ll pretend to like anything if it means a dude’ll smile at her.

You figure out which one Marcie is.

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 am August, 2 Ted Brogan said...

Is Jimbo “special” ?

7:13 am August, 2 Douche Assassin said...

I think even Jimbo was paid to pose in this one. That said, what the hell do any of these people have to smile about at all?

7:30 am August, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m thinking the Marcie DB1 speaks of is the one on the far left. Jimbo the Crust reeks of gheybaggery wannabe fashion designer pudwankery.

7:37 am August, 2 Hurl Scheibe said...

Jimbo the Crust is so gay, he ejaculates rainbow sherbert.

7:38 am August, 2 Hurl Scheibe said...

Jimbo the Crust is so gay, he holds the record for gobbling the most chocolate covered bananas in ten minutes.

7:45 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So You Think You Can Swallow

7:46 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Project Stunway

7:48 am August, 2 Jim Beam said...

Trick question – they’re ALL named Marcie . . .

7:48 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

America’s Got Warts

7:49 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

American Idle

7:50 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dancing With The Whores

7:50 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gay Brother

7:51 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Survivor: Penicillin Island

7:52 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Amazing Gayce

7:53 am August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marcie’s third from left.

8:22 am August, 2 stephanie said...

Jimbos’ a tiny reptilian creature.

8:26 am August, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

Jimbo looks like he got the “Pimp for a Day” special at Dave and Buster’s.

8:35 am August, 2 Anonymous Tipster said...

Marcie is the douche in the middle?

8:45 am August, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jimbo Crust Super Star….

8:46 am August, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bang, bang, bang, punch, bang, punch, bang

9:09 am August, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Marcie is on our far right…her insecurities stem from an abundance of freckles in all the wrong places, plus her size A guppy cuppies.

9:20 am August, 2 Douche Springsteen said...

I almost feel bad for mocking this guy because he is clearly genuinely enjoying himself and not scowling like so many ‘bags in the presence of the suckle thigh but all the same his hair is unforgivably spiked and his Affliction knock off tee is worse than an actual Affliction shirt. To paraphrase Rick Blaine: “I don’t mind a douchebag. I object to a cut-rate one”.

Marcie is 2nd from the right.

9:27 am August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Marcie , now Micah, is in the middle, post-op

9:44 am August, 2 Wedgie said...

Trick question. She’s not in this pic, she’s at the free buffet shoveling lobster, shrimp & steak into a small mountain on her platter.

9:55 am August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, why is there so much photographic evidence floating around?

10:09 am August, 2 Lev said...

Marcie is second from the right. I have spoken.

10:24 am August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Marcie is far left. Cute face, ill-conceived tattoo, major daddy/abandonment issues.

10:26 am August, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Marcie is wearing the blue shirt.

10:31 am August, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

With the exception of second from left, this is the worst excuse for a line of hotts I’ve ever seen. It’s like the AV club decided to whore it up for the night. I do not approve. Nerd chicks are rad. Nerd chicks trying to slut it up is the wrongest wrong that ever was wronged. You ladies have stuff like intelligence, humor, wit, independence, empathy and creativity. Leave this kind of silly shit for your whoresome peers. They don’t have shit-all going for them save for praying that gravity doesn’t take away the one thing that makes them of any use to anyone. And even then, being a Ming Vase means nothing if it’s used as a semen repository. Put your clothes on and go back to the dorm, ASAP! We’ve got a Super Congress to dethrone.

10:37 am August, 2 DarkSock said...

I would briefly consider peeing in their butts, but then retract my offer before I was able to work up any “product”.

10:37 am August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

10 bucks says this kid has a novelty driver’s license on him with the name McLovin.

10:52 am August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

And from the I don’t know why I care file: 92.5% sure these chicks are from the club Aura, Portland.

11:01 am August, 2 schlicht bindenburger said...

,,,,,,,beaker lives….YESSSSSS!

11:19 am August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Just can’t hate on this kid. He wears the gel and clothes to he doesn’t get slammed every time he walks down the hall past the gym on his way to second period. This is probably going to be a highlight of his youth. The night all the dancers for the local minor league basketball franchise showed up at the opening of the new Wingers and he, yes he, was lucky enough to get a pick with all of them. In seven years he’ll be managing the deli counter at the local Albertsons where he’ll be serving up balogna by the pound to half these women who will by then be twice the size.
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Keep smiling Jimbo and I’ll smile with you. Your life peaks….just…about…now.

6:55 pm August, 2 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, Jim Beam beat me to the “They’re all Marcie” comment. Goddamn work crimping up my HCwDB™ enjoyment…

7:43 pm August, 2 Guid is Good said...

Jimbo never regretted graduating Magna Cum Laude from Fluffer School.

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