Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Johnny Lives the Dream

The dream involves mandanahead.

# posted by douchebag1
9:20 am August, 17 FinderTweet said...

The Al Qaada Corey Feldman. Or is that redundant?

9:21 am August, 17 FinderTweet said...

Human League, the early years.

In an 80s mood I guess.

9:37 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

he deserves being ass raped with a frozen cat.

9:40 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a grizzly femboy named Johnny
Who thought that his look was money
His bass playing sucks
We assume that’s the crux
Getting tossed out of bands ain’t funny

9:53 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Whenever I see effeminate dudes like this just I just try to remember that the NHL season is around the corner. The team of Espo, Cheevers, Orr, Bucyk, Cashman, Hodge, Neely, Milbury, O’Reilly , Bourque, Thomas, Chara, Lucic and the great fighter, Stan “The Indian” Jonathon, are the reigning champs.
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Kerfuffle loving Poutine eaters

9:58 am August, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I like poutine…it goes great with poontang.

10:01 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nobody caught the John Cougar reference in the title of yesterday’s last post.
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Country Rockers

10:10 am August, 17 Chumanominom said...

Darksock 9:37 FTW!!!
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just shat meself

10:12 am August, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

Rockerbag doesn’t quite fit him.
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Polkabag. Yeah, that’s it.

10:13 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There are two kinds of people in the world.
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None of them are pictured here.

10:18 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have a strong feeling. OK, let’s just say it’s fact, that without the washed-out out lighting we’d be in for a real horror show of pock-marks, acne, open sores, skin lesions, ulcers, and possibly plague. This buds for you, Mr. Horrible Lighting Picture Taker, for sparing us from that nightmare.
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Now let’s throw some quick-lime on these corpses and find some living souls to mock.

10:20 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Night of the Living Douche

10:27 am August, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@Rev- The Jack and Diane reference was subtle…

10:35 am August, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dude McCrude 10:18: Real men of genius, indeed. I’ll bet you could put a weeks worth of clothes in the bags under all of their eyes,….

10:59 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Medusa,
I would guess saddle bags, as the Bleeths look like they have been ridden hard.

12:35 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The drummer for Nurse Shark (the best Great White tribute band in the Worcester metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.

12:41 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The bass player for Odd Assortment (the best Motley Crue tribute band in the Biloxi metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.

12:42 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The tambourine player for Husking Dudes (the best all-gay Husker Du tribute band in the Duluth metro area) sure can pull the C-list fag hags.

12:43 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The assistant roadie for 3/16 Inch Socket Wrench (the best Tool tribute band in the Des Moines metro area) sure can pull the C-list groupie tail.

12:45 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The singer and guitar player for Lez Zeppelin* (the best all-lesbian Led Zeppelin tribute band in the NYC metro area*) sure can pull the rocker douche.
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*Lez Zeppelin is a real thing. Sorry for the insult, ladies.

12:46 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The singer band bass player for Orifice (the best Hole tribute band in the Akron metro area) sure can pull Jiffy Lube employee tail.

12:47 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

The singer for Spruce Ringtree and the Elm Street Band (the best arboreal-themed Springsteen tribute band in the Portland metro area) sure can pull eco-groupie tail.

12:47 pm August, 17 Mr. White said...

I’m all alone here, aren’t I?

12:58 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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Clearly you don’t recognize Syd Lasciviousness from Naughty Guns (the best Sex Pistols band in the greater Phoenix metro area) and his ability to affect a faux British accent. He says awe-inspiring things like “Wot? These crisps are a bit stale” and “Y’know mate, I once shagged a baby white rhinoceros once. It was when we was on tour with Slobbering Babelfishand The Qooters.”

1:11 pm August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin
You left out Nevin Markwart a ferocious open ice hitter and middleweight supreme.

3:26 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

Is this some kind of crappy band? Like we need another one.

3:20 am August, 18 Steve L. said...

it’s official: Matthew Good is a fucking douchebag.

8:58 am August, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

He lives the dream, yet it is my nightmare

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