Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Karen Lawyers Up


Brief HCwDB Hottie Karen, from last week’s Jeffy Notabag Wins at the Game of Life, ain’t takin’ no guff from the HCwDB regulars:

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Ok this is “Karen” again. Delete that f@#king article. Ive had enough. I was very patient at first but now you have pissed me off. My personal sex life is STILL on there! And now you posted a link for my modeling site with the article. Delete that article immediately or you will be hearing from my lawyer ! I already had to stop my mother once from contacting him. Delete. It. Now.

Sent from my iPhone
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And a short while later, from Karen’s “photographer:”

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To whom it may concern,
It has been brought to my attention that you have two copyrighted images posted in a forum on your website. Please see the link below. The first image is a monochrome image of a models backside and the second image is of the same model in a teal lingerie set. The images are copyrighted by myself. John Valerio photographer NCIstudios/Norcal-Images.

Please let this serve are a first request to remove these images. Failure to comply within 72 hours will bring defining legal action against the forum poster, your webmaster and the website owners/operators. As a professional courtesy please confirm my request has been met via an email response.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/08/jeffy-nottabag-wins-at-the-game-of-life/#comments
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Actually, the photog has a legit copyright claim, so I did delete those pics from the thread. The links, however, remain up, as back where I come from, images posted on the interwebs can be linked to. Since they’re images posted on the interwebs.

As to Mother, was it really necessary to make the crew of the Nostromo respond to that distress signal?

Still no word on if a lawsuit is pending from The Good Ship Lollicockk.

# posted by douchebag1
9:33 am August, 10 Rick Derris said...

Honey, you should worry about the fact that you like f-ing douchebags instead of worrying about a few guys looking at pictures that are already publicly available.

9:35 am August, 10 Ted Brogan said...

/gets some popcorn…

9:41 am August, 10 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I like how every chick who has ever made REPEATEDLY PISS POOR FUCKING DECISIONS thinks that a lawsuit is the answer. Better idea would be to use that teensie weensie little brain of yours to maybe go to a community college and learn to cook or become a Nurses Assistant rather than try to make money selling your body and than bitching about unwanted publicity. So Karen and Momma Karen- get a clue and if you don’t want to be on the web, stop posting pics of your bare ass on the web.
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Sent from the Inner Circle of Hell

9:43 am August, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like to be the first person (at least on this forum) to call Karen a cunt. And you aren’t a model either, anyone can hire a “photographer” to take pictures of them and then post them on Escort, I mean Model Mayhem.

9:46 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss
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Did the “photographer” send you the necessary forms he filled out to get the images copyrighted from the Library of Congress?
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Claims to copyright in published and unpublished photographs can be registered in the Copyright Office. This document describes the methods available for applying to register single published and unpublished photographs, collections of unpublished photographs, and photographs published together in a unit, such as in a calendar or a book. For information about how to register groups of published photographs, including contributions to periodicals, see fl-124, Group Registration of Published Photographs. For complete details about application procedures, fees, and deposit requirements, see Circular 1, Copyright Basics; Circular 40, Copyright Registration for Works of the Visual Arts; and Circular 40a, Deposit Requirements for Registration of Claims to Copyright in Visual Arts Material.

Published or Unpublished? Under copyright law, publication is the distribution of copies of a work—in this case, a photograph—to the public by sale or other transfer of ownership or by rental, lease, or lending. Offering to distribute copies to a group of people for purposes of further distribution or public display also constitutes publication. However, a public display of a photograph does not in itself constitute publication.

The definition of publication in U.S. copyright law does not specifically address online transmission. The Copyright Office therefore asks applicants, who know the facts surrounding distribution of their works, to determine whether works are published.

NOTE: Published and unpublished photographs cannot be registered on the same application.

Single Published Photographs and Published Units With one application and filing fee, you can apply to register a single published photograph or an entire unit or package of published photographs—for example, photos in a calendar, a set of baseball cards, or illustrations in a book. You can apply to register these types of photographs using eCO or paper Form VA. See Circular 1, Copyright Basics, or SL 35, Registering a Copyright with the U.S. Copyright Office for details.

the photographs must be neatly assembled;
a collection title must be provided;
the same party must be the copyright claimant for all the photos; and
one author must have either created or contributed to all the photos.

NOTE: Regardless of publication status, applicants should assign a title to each photograph deposited and specify the title on both the application form and the deposit itself. Do not use “untitled” as a title. If you file using eCO, use the contents title field (not the alternative titles field) to list the individual titles. If you use Form VA, use continuation Form CON.

FL-107, Reviewed 11/2010

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U.S. Copyright Office
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(202) 707-3000 or 1-877-476-0778 (toll free)
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Unless he did this, he has no leg to stand on. And the photos should have a copyright mark on them. That way EVERYBODY knows and there can be no mistakes or ambiguities. And to further add to it, what kind of cumstain leaves his work out there unprotected so that people can rip it off at will if they want to. I’m an “amateur” photographer (mainly I work in alpaca bondage firearms) and even I know this. Good Lord, what a bunch of moroons.

9:54 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on. Is she pissed more about the fact that she *supposedly* gives good head or the fact that she’s willing to pose only *MOSTLY* naked for money? I’m guessing the former? Why isn’t she threatening to sue Jeffery for lying about her BJ skills? Without any proof, how do we know she’s any good?

9:58 am August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I second the cunt and agree with Mr.DW and Dr. BH. Can we have a motion to carry the cunt please?

9:59 am August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She was Jeoffried?
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Aldous Snow

10:09 am August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Look at me! I’m a model…… What are YOU looking at?
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There is a progression of failed big dreaming girls that spins into depravity to look forward to:
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Model Mayhem –> Playboy’s Girl Next Door Casting Call –> Hustler –> Girl on Girl at 1bydaybabes.com –> Softcore posing with male model –> ASS TO MOUTH PORN
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Be patient

10:09 am August, 10 Geoffrey said...

I already forgot what she looks like.

10:17 am August, 10 McWhataDouche said...

Dime a dozen. Typical princess bitch that got spoiled by daddy or “daddy” way too much. She would complain if she was getting eaten out. I may move to Iran. They know how to treat women so they dont act like this.

10:21 am August, 10 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen
I work in publishing, and it’s actually a common misconception that people need to “register” copyright in some way. If you take the pictures (or write the story, or compose the song, or whatever), you own the copyright. Registration can be helpful–especially in lawsuits where you’re trying to prove you created something first and then were ripped off–but it’s not required. I work in publishing, and I once had a case where a skeezy author tried to publish photographs from a roll of film dropped outside her house by a homeless family. Our legal wranglin’ boiled down to two things: even though the photos were abandoned, the photographer still owned the copyright, and a violation of privacy possibility, which varies from state to state. The latter doesn’t apply here, but the former does. DB1 did the right thing, legally, and he’s also right that he can link to any damn thing he wants.
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If I were the photog, I would have watermarked the photo, as you suggested, but that’s also not ncessary (and easily ‘shopped out or cropped out anyway).
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But I agree with you on the cumstain part, and I’m still giggling over your comment in the original thread, asking Karen’s mom if she’s hot.

10:23 am August, 10 Douche France said...

Her mother should be a cunt too.

10:36 am August, 10 Hurl Scheibe said...

Who wants to bet that after smoking a Jeffrey, Karen got The Clap?

10:39 am August, 10 Hurl Scheibe said...

It’s called a Jeffrey. Bit of this. Bit of that.

Hello, I’m Jeffrey. I’ve just moved in.

11:08 am August, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I thought Champagne Katie was way funnier. And better looking.

11:11 am August, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Karen” would have been much better off ripping on the ex Jeffrey and details his “issues,” thus going along with the humor of this site and getting back at him. But she decided to go with the “you’ll hear from my lawyer” nonsense. Personally, I’m bored with her. Time to move on. Good luck with that “internet modeling” career “Karen.”

11:23 am August, 10 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Girl puts on blindfold and gets behind the wheel of her car.

Girl hits fire hydrant, destroying car.

Girl screams that City Hall will hear from her lawyer, for placing the fire hydrant in her way.

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Girl abandons virtuous behavior, and trades on her looks and bare body, in hopes of fame and fortune, by allowing photos of her assets on the web.

People notice. People look. People talk. People share links.

Girls screams that people who look and talk will hear from her lawyer, for, well, um, looking and talking….

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Pure Attention Whoring.

Someone who screams “Look at me! No!!! Not that way!” is seriously deluded, and has no idea what she’s doing when she takes off her top.

Mind you, her ex’s phone is probably blowing up right now… I’m sure HE’S hearing from her lawyer, too…

11:26 am August, 10 Anonymous said...

Are they REAL or are they COPIES?

Cunts.

11:26 am August, 10 Bret Easton Douchis said...

BTW, photog is correct in his request.

As for the girls who are grist for his mill, they have no idea how they commodify themselves for the mail behind the camera…and what rights they sign over on their release forms…

11:27 am August, 10 Bret Easton Douchis said...

That’s “man” behind the camera.

Damn California Burgundy for Lunch….

11:31 am August, 10 Anonymous said...

Once again, succinctly she’s a cunt and so is mommy!

11:35 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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Thanks for the clarification. Everything I read said that you must fill out the proper paperwork to get a copyright specifically where pictures are concerned because of the aforementioned possibilities of them being ripped off. Well, color me corrected from one in the business. Thanks.
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That still doesn’t change our knowledge about her BJ skills. Maybe Karen’s Mom can write in and let us know about that too? She seems to know everything else about her pure and virtuous daughter.

11:40 am August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In case you forgot:
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“She’s fucking mental, anyway. But god damn man, could she suck a weiner. If she keeps running her cock polishing mouth to my friends I just might release a special video and make her famous. 😉 Cheers guys. – PIRATE”

11:43 am August, 10 idfma said...

Note to Karen: you might want to be more deliberate in your dating choices going forward. Like maybe not picking dumbasses who make pictures available on the internet that get posted. Or not picking dudes who share your skillz with everyone else. I, personally, that is speaking as a person, am rather fond of Pirate Ninja–no homo.
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It’s about TRUST Karen. Oh and about not being an attention whore who gets mad when she gets some attention.

11:53 am August, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Bret,
Photog is not strictly correct on all counts. Specifically the certainty that “defining legal action” is going to rain down like volcanic ash to scorch the poster, web master, Larry Page, etc. etc. I won’t go into where he might fall short, because frankly it is boring and unfunny, but if I had been consulted (and alas I wasn’t) I’d have suggested a politely worded request sans threats as a first step. Yanks are too quick to jump to the threats and legal jargon they don’t understand. It’s embarrassing really.

12:19 pm August, 10 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

even in a bartering culture there becomes an accepted rate of exchange for commonly traded commodities.
I wonder what the exchange rate is when trading lap dances for c&d letters.i hope karen only got and gave the usual.

12:34 pm August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We have four “cunts” now. I believe that the motion is passed that was started by Douchey Wallnuts. Karen and her mother are cunts.
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I missed that shit from her boyfriend, mother, and gay guy on the other thread funny shit. I need me laughs now cause I’m going back to work after successful self-rehab.
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Rehab is for quitters.

12:36 pm August, 10 Barely Chillegal said...

Which non contributing zero was Karen again?

12:39 pm August, 10 Barely Chillegal said...

At least she can suck a good weiner. I hear that’s important these days.

12:43 pm August, 10 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

What? Who? Why do I care again? Pancakes?

12:51 pm August, 10 Stephanie said...

Wow,the C-word. Karen,it’s not all that bad to be made fun of for a day. You’re just fanning the flames. Get a thicker skin,and it’ll be okay. Insert joke here.

1:02 pm August, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

cunt, cunt,cunt and cunt! this bitch is a 3 dressed up as a 9. doooshbag blowin, latte swillin’, takes it in the ass with sand wormsnapper!

1:03 pm August, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

@doc bunsen
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The advantage of filing the paperwork on copyright is that you may then ask for statutory damages, currently set at $250K for each infringement. Instead of having to show actual damages.
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Karen: first, you will blow me. Then everyone in the Hall of Mock. Then you will satisfy DB1 in any manner he chooses.
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Or get a thicker skin. I thought you were a cool chick, now it appears you’re a bleethed-out attention whore who doesn’t like attention.

1:14 pm August, 10 Chumanominom said...

Pauly “Weasel” Shore
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sent from Pinky’s Mom’s inner labia

1:58 pm August, 10 Southern Scrotic said...

“‘Karen’ may only be 5’4″ but with her God-blessed good looks and willingness to get down and dirty sometimes, her height never comes into play during her photo shoots. She is gorgeous yet down-to-earth and lets her work speak for itself. Whether it is showing off that feather tattoo or showing off her sensual side, you know this girl means business and is ready to take the fashion world by storm.”

1:59 pm August, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ll make that a fifth of Cunt and high-fives all around for everyone.
Karen, a word of advice, from one cunt to another: You can plan your actions, you cannot plan the outcome. Sending nude pics of yourself to a bunch of dicks on a website who make fun of people all day is a really, really bad decision. You’re not that special that we’ll suddenly become good citizens simply because you show us your bare ass. Even though you really, really wanted us to take your side, you went about it all wrong. We may seem like a base group of ball-scratching troglodytes, but the reality is, we’re not that easily swayed by T&A, not when the other option is flexing our huge vocabulary of insults.
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I’ll address this to your mom: Having wives and daughters does not make one unable, unwilling or unqualified to, degrade women. I happen to be a woman myself, and I assure you, Mrs. Mom, that I am one of the most raging, misogynist pigs you could ever have the misfortune to meet. When I’m not painting lewd portrayals of women in shackles, I’m on here making fun of women who probably should be in shackles. I hate women as much as I do for the very reason your daughter demonstrates here: Most of them are desperate, attention-craving lunatics, sick to the point that they will whore themselves out over the internet to the entire planet in search of affirmation. They don’t realize that youth and beauty are fleeting, and you are going to be stuck with your old self for a really, really long time. I was like your daughter once. If a man said hello to me, my panties flew right off. Thankfully, the internet and cell phone cameras weren’t really around yet, so there is very little evidence of my former skankiness. Now I’m in my late 30s and see the error of my ways. However, my image won’t be floating around in cyberspace for an eternity, unlike you daughter’s pics. And she sent them to us in an plea for mercy, instead of using her brain and some big-girl words. You fail as a mom for not teaching her how to use her head to get by, instead of giving head to get by.
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Absentee fathers

2:51 pm August, 10 anon said...

anyone have the link? Since they’re on the web, there shouldn’t be any harm in having the link to the pic.

4:02 pm August, 10 Clark Grizwald said...

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1573848
(correct me if I am wrong)

4:18 pm August, 10 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

HEL-LO @Medusa Oblangata!
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Brigham Young

4:20 pm August, 10 Anonymous said...

Spot on, as usual, Medusa. I could be wrong, but I wouldn’t really call you or myself a misogynist (I may be a misanthrope, but not a misogynist). I would call you: openly disgusted with the stuipidity of others, and ready to make fun ofi it. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like ‘misogynist’, but I still remember your defense of the girl who sent in a pic of her abusive boyfriend, so I know you have your softside too.
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Although I am much more interested in these women in shackles of which you speak. Thank you ma’am, may I have another?
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Karen, I think the last word on the mercy you sought is summed up by the good Baron’s laconic and elegant assessment: we are a dickish bunch. Especially when you are an idiot and a cunt. (is that 6?)
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5:09 pm August, 10 creature said...

…ah, yup, Karen is a DC….the D is for dumb!

5:17 pm August, 10 Horace Dangleballs said...

Karen, I concur with the masses that you are a cunt.

Your mom is a dripping pussy cum-dumpster.

Neither of you have the brains G-d gave a flea.

5:18 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

I forget her real first name, but her last name is Enos. Which, coincidentally, is the name of the first chimp ever launched into space by NASA.
Kind of fitting, isn’t it?

5:19 pm August, 10 Barely Chillegal said...

@Choad 4:18p you ask the one who is not already married. Hahahahahahaha! I love waiting things out!

5:38 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

BTW, you can check out Karen’s mom on MILF Hunter.com which, admittedly, is no Model Mayhem. But still offers some good, clean fun with our second favorite Canadian (Troy Tempest gets top honors).

5:52 pm August, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

Sweet pogo-sticking jeebus! Are we still talking about “Karen”???
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A thread announcing the death of Zyzz only has 8 comments and you’re all here beating a dead horse…….suz vagina. Your time would be much better spent throw a handful of mock on the grave of douche royalty.
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Chop muthafuggin’ chop, betchezz.

5:53 pm August, 10 Anonymous said...

^RevgChad’s like second to last on my list of cool Canadians.

5:59 pm August, 10 Barely Chillegal said...

@Baron, after hearing the news of Zyzz’s passing I went back to read the epic thread. My way of paying tribute. My favorite post was your rendition of “My Neckbeard Brings All the Boys to the Yard”. Followed by Nancy Dreuche declaring that she preferred jam over jelly. Yeah your right though, this Karen cunt is cached.
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Undercover Lovers

6:15 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

I’m still waiting for Darksock to address that photo of Tina Enos on her Model Mayhem page. Sock, I know you saw the front-side starfish. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

7:20 pm August, 10 creature said...

is BC a DC too…jus’ askin

7:27 pm August, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Wait, Zzyzz is dead? Seriously?

7:30 pm August, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

….IN A THAILAND SAUNA? Surely, you jest.
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Jokers.

8:03 pm August, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think Medusa IS spot on. In that people like me did the same or dumber shit when we were Karen’s age, but there wasn’t permanent, multithreaded digital evidence of our stupidity. I won’t tell you all what to do, but I am going to forget about her, her asshole ex, and the rest and mov on.

8:26 pm August, 10 idfma said...

Move on to what? Zyzz? You know Vin D. you promised us a special thread to eulogize Zyzz, but we haven’t seen it. This crew is bubbling with shit to say.
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Baron, you make a great point. Medusa, it was a shock to me as well, but what was more shocking is that he has FANS who make documentary videos of his physical development.
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If you’re going to do steroids, you should look like this–take a special note of the dude on the left:

http://muscletime.com/gallery/pro-bodybuilding/iron-man-pro/2009-ironman-pro/prejudging/2009-ironman-pro-katie-kurko195

8:27 pm August, 10 idfma said...

Zyzz was a skinny compared to those guys. If you’re gonna do somethin’ do it right.

11:13 pm August, 10 troy tempest said...

test

11:20 pm August, 10 troy tempest said...

Some one said, regarding Zyzz’z pazzing:

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The young personal trainer’s shocking death has prompted a friend to warn the bodybuilding community of the dangers of taking body supplements and performance enhancers in Thailand
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He died the death of a douchebag. Roided out to the max, and then sitting in a sauna in Thailand in the middle of the summer (like, WTF?) and people wonder why his ticker stopped tocking? No mystery here.

Oh, and Karen, I’m tired of your whinging. Kindly go take your doomed third rate modelling career and stuff it up your ass where you seem to have left your brains. Someone mentioned going to university – you’re too dumb for university, so I would suggest a trade school. You’ll never get rich, but you’ll make good money forever. And if you’re a dental assistant or something like that, you might meet a young dentist, and settle down into some kind of a decent life.

It’s been said that a life unreflected is not worth living, but it has also been said that a life unlived isn’t worth reflecting upon. You’re doing plenty of “living”, but your choices are taking you to some very bad places. Which is why we all think you’re a stupid cunt.

Take this mockery as it is meant – as something more than a mere mocking – a corrective.

Naaaah – you’re just a cunt. Blow my woodie you worthless dope.

10:18 am August, 11 Complete tool said...

Remember, folks:

It’s not pronouced ‘Zizz’ like ‘jizz’, but ‘Zeez’ as in ‘disease’, and this is one disease the planet is glad to be rid of. 1 down, hundreds of thousands more to go. The elite of the planet want the vast majority of humanity exterminated (and they’ll get their way through the poisoning of the food, the adding of chemicals to the water, and the chemtrails in the air), but it is my hope that the douchebags of the planet will be the first to succumb because their narcissistic ways will blind them to what’s going on. Click on my name to see what I think of Zyzz’s death.

3:10 pm August, 11 ass said...

iPhone?! LMAO! TOTALLY GAY.

4:56 pm August, 11 Anonymous said...

Pauly Shore looks like shit

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