Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Laker Melloni Continues the Trend of Least Creative ‘Bag Hand Gesture #1

As Mr. Scrotato Head observed in handing out the 2010 Douchie Award for Douchiest Hand Gesture, the once complex gang signs, peace signs and Shockers have given way in recent years to the stupidest of all stupid gestures.

Here we see yet another of water inspired inflatadouchery in inglourious basterdian action.

Even Jenny’s getting in on the numbnutsery.

Woe is the day I thought I’d long for even The Peaches Point over this lameness.

# posted by douchebag1
1:23 pm August, 9 massengill said...

Zyzz is dead!

1:23 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

Nice boobies!

1:31 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Welcome to the party , Massengill. That news is so three threads ago
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1:44 pm August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think Peaches is very dangerous. As seen when he was in this movie enraged about the Pale Nimbus.
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http:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=goIrd3zzu4Y
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The Zyzz is dead. Long dead the Zyzz.

1:45 pm August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They aren’t even trying. They are as bland as soggy toast, and as drab as an institutional green cinder-block wall.
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Remember the four horsemen?
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/09/the-four-horsemen-of-the-douchepocalypse/
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My favorite is the munchkin in front taking the invisible bukkake. And they all have the good form to be orange. Even Jasmina, who keeps it real even as she implodes into a quanum singularity of bleeth.
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When the horsemen rode, you knew they rode against ten thousand years of human accomplishment.
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Laker can barely manage a half-arsed F-U. Well F-U, Laker. Douche harder.

1:45 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Save your funny Zyzz zingers. I’m sure Db1 has a thread coming
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Jelly Mirin Brahs

1:45 pm August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking forward slashes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goIrd3zzu4Y

1:46 pm August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^quantum

1:49 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

@massengill, you’re still mad because one of his followers called you massengirl. Hahahahaha! Oh and uh, guess what everybody, Michael Jackson died!

1:52 pm August, 9 Whats my name again? said...

Fuck me, indeed.

1:54 pm August, 9 massengill said...

@ Anonymous
You’re right, I am still mad about that.
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Apologies for telling you shit you already knew. Unfortunately, I’ve been derelict in my bag ‘hunting duties for quite some time now. This fuckin’ job…

2:05 pm August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s an insult war that ranks right up there with Bag Hunters v Zyzz followers (minus the crippling technical effects to HCwDB.com)
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2:22 pm August, 9 Chumanominom said...

Just where I like to hide my finger too…
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.mmm mom bags

2:32 pm August, 9 idfma said...

Massengill, I had no idea. I live in a cave. You made my day.

2:54 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ah, the Peaches Point…the good old (bad old) days…
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On a related note, can somebody explain how to place a hyperlink in the comments section? I am not good at that.

2:57 pm August, 9 McWhataDouche said...

But is this guy really a douche??

2:58 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“When photographed only one of his fingers will respond to his command. He’s the Least Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

2:59 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Hats refuse to stay tilted when on his head. He’s the Least Interesting Douchebag in the world.”

3:06 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ DW
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Cut and paste
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http://www.ironspider.ca/format_text/hyperlinks.htm

3:12 pm August, 9 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Yes he is a douche. When he squats in calf deep water and lets her hide her pear in crud infested goo he is a douche.

3:38 pm August, 9 Wedgie said...

Sorry to hear that kid died. 22 is too young, even in dog years. Not to mention, it robs us all of future entertainment. And I hope you guys won’t rip me too badly for my calloused attitude, ‘cuz that might hurt my feeling.

3:39 pm August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Ya see he-yar these be are noodlin’ fingahs. Now watcha do is wiggle tha sumbitch ’round in the mud and goop in the rivah near a rock or sumpthin’ and ya wait for that gummy feelin’ like when Granny gives you a kiss without her tooth in. Once ya got that, ya ram ya hand dahn its throat and start skweezin’ on watcha kin git ahold of. Pull that sumbitch up and then ya gots ya sum dinnah! Hoooowee, that’s a good time! Don’t believe me? Check this shee-it out!.

3:45 pm August, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

@DW

There’s this little website called Google which you can use to find information on and about the internet.

4:13 pm August, 9 McWhataDouche said...

Doc, It seems the hillbilly in the video has some new type of wetsuit on his upper body. Must work pretty good

4:26 pm August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen
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That it much the same way I find my wife’s cervix.
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Noodlers

4:56 pm August, 9 Wedgie said...

At least his ‘roid rage looks to be in check.

5:08 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Southern Scrotic, hahahahahaha!

6:16 pm August, 9 Army of Douche-ness said...

Listen douche, you’re not Johnny Cash, you’re an account manager at a corporation.

AoD

6:38 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

Yeah,middle class revolt huh? What are you angry about bitch? That you didn’t get your fries and got onion rings instead? Ouch.

9:08 pm August, 9 Guid is Good said...

Zyzz joins Pumpy in the heavy weights room in the sky. Only the Douchey die young.

I hope I don’t die in a Thai sauna. It might make for some embarassing silences during the funeral.

10:27 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

Peaches Point is Mount Douchemore compared to this pile of scrubble.

1:17 am August, 10 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

he once spent 46 hours straight trying to call christian autiger to suggest a v-neck wife beater with a poppable collar, he’s the least interesting douche in the world.

6:07 am August, 10 tall guy said...

Sometimes all it takes is a pair of cartoon arms and one other signifier to show just how douche a ‘Bag is. In this case, he’s very douchie. Similarly, sometimes it only takes two things to show just how suckle-worthy a bleeth is. In this case, they’re very suckle-worthy.

7:43 am August, 10 Hurl Scheibe said...

All pointers are rank amateurs. There is only one God of Pointing, before which all other pointers must bow.

The Bag Islander

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-the-bag-islander/

1:09 pm August, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

these two look like they are gonna sanchez each other!

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