Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Lance Holds On to 36 As Long As He Can

Tastefully sexy Marjorie knows that the silly star patterns go on bikini, not the chest area.

Lance read a book once.

It was by Deepak Chopra.

He was confused. And bored. So he had a beer.

# posted by douchebag1
1:55 pm August, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

His tattoo means “Live that you may Live.” I wish this guy was aborted. I have a feeling the best parts of him ran down the crack of his mothers ass.

1:56 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Young Courtney Cox sure can pull the dangerously insane douche variety. It will be shame when all they find of her is a puddle of blood and saline out by the wood-chipper.
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Actually, DB1, the stars should be the bikini. Lose the straps. Lose the cups. 1 to 3 sticky-backed stars (depending upon where you are) are all you need to tastefully sunbathe. IMHO.

1:56 pm August, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

More pics of Marjorie please! Lets see that bawd!

2:10 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

She looks like she drank her milk as a child. I look like I want to milk her.

2:11 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

I think we’re only seeing her top half because the bottom is covered in groin veins.

2:12 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

@The Dude, and how exactly does that look?

2:15 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Pornlorn Star,
A nice cameltoe sans groin veins would be very refreshing right now. In many ways. I think we need to see more of Marj.

2:19 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

@McBoobshoes, I’m just saying maybe this photo was cropped to spare us vagveinage. Perchance Marj has a modeling site to peruse. Don’t you just love aspiring models?

2:52 pm August, 16 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

@Mandouchian Candidate :
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I thought the tat said Hive at Hiva’s. I just assumed he was a part of some new collective?

3:00 pm August, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

fuckshitpiss…im outta rollies! YOU CUNTS!

3:01 pm August, 16 Wedgie said...

I respectfully disagree with my distinguished colleague M.C., insofar as my opinion is that tattoo says “Herp that you may Herp”.
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Cunning Linguists

3:01 pm August, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

….i wanna asspork sarah palin!

3:02 pm August, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

….fuck, there i go again….YOU CUNTS!

3:28 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ FDD and Wedgie
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I thought the tatt said “Urine at Ninas”. Kinda like when Mr. White put subliminal messages in his posts about his current brews that he’s working on except this guy lacks ANY kind of subtlety. Just wait, Mr. White will be popping up soon to let us know what he has ins tore for the upcoming fall season.

3:31 pm August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Hank Azaria and Courtney Cockk Arquette pose for photos for their upcoming Lifetime Network special, “I Got Herpes From A Vegas Pool DJ”

3:38 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss,
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Deepak Chopra? Seriously? He couldn’t get past page two of “Hop on Pop”. All those fuccen words that sounded the same but weren’t the same made his head hurt so he went and lifted for 3 hours just so he could use the shower and watch the other guys at the YMCA.

4:16 pm August, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

Her slumping posture indicates a long term association with midgets.

4:29 pm August, 16 McWhataDouche said...

Gaze into the future douche bags. Gaze and see how silly you look. sshhwwaaappppp hoooblyboooobly

5:29 pm August, 16 hermit android thumbs said...

The tattoo is written in the ancient Homoslavakian lalanguage, and loosely translated means, “Hire the handicapped.”

5:31 pm August, 16 hermit android thumbs said...

Lalanguage?
Fuck my poor thumbmanship.

5:31 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Sybil,
No, I don’t. Any of the ones I have known have issues. I mean, we all have issues, but they have particularly vexing issues.

5:50 pm August, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

I thought it said “Wine at Divas”. Fruitcake.

5:58 pm August, 16 Wedgie said...

Lance is just his stage name. His real name is Rod.

5:59 pm August, 16 Wedgie said...

Chupacabras

6:16 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

@McBoobshoes, yeah I only have the whole multiple personality thing and a smaller than normal vagina.

6:21 pm August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Marjorie is gazing off into the distance, wondering what mistakes she made in her life and thinking what she could undo so as not to be in this place at this precise moment in time. Lance is thinking two things; boobs, BOOBS!

6:23 pm August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Herschel skipped the conference at the Ben Israel Orthopaedists and Reconstructive Surgeons of Zion Pension Fund to mack on the hotties at the poolside. He forgot his glasses and hit on Jenny Bunker here thinking that her stars were of David. He’s gonna have some taking to do when Ralphy Goldhammer tells his Bibby Ruth.
Oy!
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Semites

6:27 pm August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Forlorn Star,
That can be fixed. You need one of these:
http://www.vaginalpear.com/

6:38 pm August, 16 troy tempest said...

her boobs are fake. Now, it’s a REALLY good job, and she is commended for not going all triple D, but these fine C cups of hers are plastic. How can I tell? Body fat in the arms and shoulders, as in, she has none. Look how bony her clavicles are and the total lack of fat between her boob and her armpit. Also, notice her upperchest is kinda bony and and flat until BOINGO! her boobie bop out.

Sorry friends, she’s plastic.

Tthat said, her surgeon did a really good job and she did exercise some judgment in sizing. Perhaps she was one of those “titless wonders” – very beautiful women with zero cup size.

I knew one like that back in the 80s. Tall (5’11”) slender, had a VERY fine ass and ZERO boobies. Flat as a surfboard. Finally, she just got fed up with the rejection (especially after her fiance dumped her saying “I can’t imagine the rest of my life without BOOBIES”) and bought herself a nice rack. She did the right thing, there, too – she got a really nice pair of B cups – big enough to be VERY notice, but not “big boobie”. Just FINE. Within two years she was happily married. True story.

I think the woman in this photo is in the same club.

7:04 pm August, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Troy Tempest is correct.
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.The hott is tastefully, if plastically, stacked.
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.Which is a-okay with me and my hard working right hand.
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7:07 pm August, 16 Guid is Good said...

Have to agree with Dr Troy’s diagnosis. But they look nice and that’s all that is important to me. On the other hand if you dig collar bones and sunken shoulders this chick is HOTT.

8:06 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

@McCrudeshoes, No thanks, I’m good.

8:19 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

I respectably disagree with TROY. She’s wearing some kinda wonderkini™ that pulls all available body fat into the boobie region.

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And I approve, which is to say it causes dejaculation.
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Where’s the cum rag?

8:22 pm August, 16 ForlornStar said...

^taking a siesta.

8:25 pm August, 16 Steve L. said...

Deepak Chopra had permanently impaired Lance’s reading comprehension. sad.

10:04 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

If she could get 36 pulled into her star tabs, I’d be trying to hold on to 36

10:06 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

Her stars are riding so high, her nipples feel like tadpoles.

10:06 pm August, 16 The Dude said...

Her stars are riding so high, I can’t reach them from the *third* star

11:32 pm August, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

His tatt that says “Wine and Chivas” reveals he likes his booze both soft and hard. Sorta like implanted boobs: Soft to the imagination, hard to the feel.

11:36 pm August, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

First time I’ve seen star beam markers on boobs like the ones you see on old brick buildings. Then again, bolt-ons do take a strong fastening to the subject.

6:13 am August, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

Marjories boobies are a life lesson for us all.

Everything in moderation.

6:29 am August, 17 ForlornStar said...

@Hurl, including moderation.

7:14 am August, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

Moderation for the sake of moderation is immoderate.

8:12 am August, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deepak Chopra has driven many people to drink.
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Marjorie’s star is also in the chesticular area. It just isn’t permanently there. And Majorie would make me want to reach back in time to hang onto 36 if that gets me to 2nd base with her.

3:35 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

Startits and Tennille.

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