Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Lonnie and the Kelly Sisters Hang In The Boiler Room

No, it’s not a new club that just opened.

It’s the boiler room. Of the nearby Initech office complex.

That’s where Lonnie takes his bitches after a hard day of work D.J.ing at Cheetahs during the breakfast buffet shift.

Because Lonnie don’t got no cash for all that expensive “clubbin” and shizz.

Boiler rooms.

Where it’s at, yo.

# posted by douchebag1
1:13 pm August, 31 tall guy said...

Bleeth on left looks really odd! Nice looking boobies though.

1:17 pm August, 31 Quinner said...

I think I know this dude! Lonnie! The MilkChocoUberChoad!

He sold me my last belly button length rosary and oversided whiggaspecs! I had his number for a while and was meaning to call him until i didnt.

I tried to convince him that maybe the crudely rendered Falcon of Mordor shit-tat might not be the same kind of ticketpunching assfest he found his abnormally small prepubescent nips to be, but in the end he snagged these 2 post-op grubers so who am i to judge.

Way to bag it up Bellybuttonjesus.

1:20 pm August, 31 UFO Destroyers said...

Please, tell me this is the waiting room of the “massage parlor” where Zxyvvvzzzzz bought the farm. It would mean another raging baghole is about to bite it.
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And by bite it, well you do the math since there are at least two penii in the picture right now.

1:22 pm August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chick? on the left is way skraggy, Gross just gross.

1:25 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

Chick on the left just made my dick leave the room.

1:29 pm August, 31 Wedgie said...

I wonder who they’ll be voting for in the next erection.

1:29 pm August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Chick on the left is a taster at the lemon juice factory

1:39 pm August, 31 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Bleeth on the left looks like somebody bolted a pair of concrete tits onto a strip of beef jerky. Bleeth on the right looks like fun if you’re up to date on your tetanus shot and have access to the right antibiotics. Jackwagon in the middle, looks to be in his natural environment.

1:44 pm August, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

“He/She” on the left looks like a wax statue. Dude in the middle looks like a stool sample.

1:46 pm August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The blond looks like she is semi-retarded and Lonnie looks like he stole David Blaine’s 8 o’clock shadow, fuckin’ trickless magician!!!!

1:49 pm August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It looks like the stage of a grade school cafetorium. Something tells me neither Lonnie nor Kelly #1 is supposed to be within 100 meters of a school. Hell, they shouldn’t be in any state or province that has a school in it. I’m embarrassed that Kelly #2 actually gave me some minor wood. Like balsa wood, but still wood.

1:49 pm August, 31 tall guy said...

Not sure if the same term is used in USA/Canada, but in Australia a boiler is an old chicken past its prime that’s used for making soup. Just sayin’.

1:52 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is why you have to supervise the special ed kids when they go out on field trips. One minute they’re in Baskin Robbins have some 31 flavors and shit and then the next minute they’re in Hot Topic and Wet Seal douchin’ it up. Who’s thinking about the children??
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retards

1:53 pm August, 31 hermit android thumbs said...

You know, judging from the high St. Louis arching eyebrows, there’s probably a damn good reason the chick on the left is wearing those huge, face-blocking sunglasses.
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We should all be grateful.

1:53 pm August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Tall Guy
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You recognize that chick(en) on the left???? Don’t ever admit to that on this site.

1:58 pm August, 31 hermit android thumbs said...

@Tall Guy, in Redstate Amerika we call them Mac Nuggets.

2:06 pm August, 31 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Is it just me, or does DB1 seem to be toggling between Bleeth’d out, PTP skanks and semi-attractive, attention-desperate, low-rent regular gals whose appearance reach exceeds their grasp?
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In other words: Where are the hot chicks?
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.Could it be they are slowly migrating away from douchery, puckwack-nes, and love of (or attraction towards) all things choad?
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.Could our collective mock be having some beneficial cultural effect?
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.Or is it just a slow week?

2:15 pm August, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

The podium for the Olympic Worst Celebrity Knockoff Sunglasses competition. Argentinean Maritza Kelly earned the bronze medal for her rectangular lenses reminiscent of the Gargoyles ANSI Classics worn by Schwarzenegger in “The Terminator”. Serbian team leader Silvia Kelly earned silver for her Ray-Ban 3025 Large Aviator knock-offs popularized by Tom Cruise in “Top Gun”. Finally the gold medal went to Englishman Lonnie Boyleroom for his fake Oliver Peoples 523s, originally worn by Brad Pitt in “Fight Club”. Judges disqualified the American competitor wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, because they disagreed whether this was an imitation of Tom Cruise in “Risky Business” or Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”.

2:16 pm August, 31 Doucheywallnuts said...

Man-head Matilda on the left is frightening. This picture isn’t in just any boiler room, it’s the boiler room of a bowling alley.

2:45 pm August, 31 McWhatadouche said...

Bangin body on the right.
Hubbidy flubbidy hit by a truck on the left

3:47 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

Total IQ’s of all three? Left:49 Middle:62 Right: 105

5:48 pm August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

how is it possible to stack shit so high? YOU CUNTS! asymmetric warfare!!!!

7:08 pm August, 31 Steve L. said...

there are DJs for breakfast places?
now i’ve heard everything.

7:40 pm August, 31 troy tempest said...

boiler room – not so sure. Looks more to me like the lounge in some dormitory.
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“Yo, we’re hangin’ and bangin’ in the common room in Kennedy Hall. Yeah, babeeee.”

7:56 pm August, 31 Diane Lame said...

This guy can pull all the skanks he wants. I am cool with it. The world is a safer place when the hoes run interference and the ump doesn’t call it.

9:46 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh, brother.
It’s a real pleasure to see the drapery trim accenting the black and white get-ups on this Fop-Chicks and Douche-tatt trio…and in an alarmingtease-the-bull matador-cape red…
May the goring, er, mocking, commence.

1:30 am September, 1 Willie said...

Lonnie’s an F minus retard that has trouble remembering his name on a good day. Bleeth on the left – whoa! What the fuck is that thing? Whatever it is it sure ain’t female, but that’s the way Lonnie like’s ‘em. Chick on the right is kinda long in the torso and those undersize legs just don’t do it for me. Yuk. Excuse me while I vomit into my trashcan.

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