Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Magilla Scrotilla Hits on Sophie
Unghhhhhhaaaaa Unnghhhhhaaaaaaa…. fweeeeeee!!!!!
(flings poo)
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Where’s the Hott in this pic? He’s got many douche-checklist items, but she’s strictly receptionist-at-the-jiffy-lube quality.
Dig deeper boss, as the Hott numerator is overpowered by the Douche-denominator.
Calvin Klein underwear reveal? Really? Really, Really, Really? Has that ever done anyone any good since it got Marky Mark out of the Funky Bunch and into a career as a generic actor only slightly better than the genius of Ben Affleck?
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Thespians
“Only slightly better than the genius of Ben Affleck,” may be the funniest statement I have read in the past few weeks…
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Jersey Girls
She got those HOH bumps, that make my penis go up, make my penis go up…(sung to the tune of “Like A G6”.)
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Sophie for the Hall please
HOH? Hall of Homely? Hall of Horseface?
@MC, HOH=Hall of Hooters, c’mon bro HCwDB 101. Boobies.
Shame about the face…..
“My forearm resembles deflated leather satchel. You will love me now, yes? I am veiny inside.”
“she’s strictly receptionist-at-the-jiffy-lube quality”
Classic!
The perfect face for 69ing and Doggie Stylie.
@Leon, did you see her bajubbulas though? And she’s almost naked! I’m in love!
Going out on Napkin Nights is a no can do.
Bajubbulas, if that’s not registered with the trademark board yet, I got dibs.
To paraphrase Lady Gaga, “Bu-bu-bu-bu-butter face, Bu-bu-bu-bu-butter face….”
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That steroid-laden Jon Favreau sure can pull some sub-par hotts…..
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Swingers
NapkinsNights again huh? Damn this place is like the frolicking fields for horse faced women and roided up bag- fags.
There are more alter egos in this thread than there are tribal tats at a Vegas pool.
^Welcome to the party my friend.
Once Sophie exhales that gut will precede her boobs. Notta hotta.
That guy’s face- like a clean cut accountant with overdeveloped sense of douche muscles- both need a bag over their heads.
I see two men in this picture and it doesn’t make me happy.
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Make that three. Apparently, someone is holding up green wrist band dude, so he can’t be too pleased either.
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…and don’t knock receptionists-at-the-Jiffy Lube.
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.How do ya thinks the Old Choad scored any tail during his salad days?
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.Priapics
I’d bone her, if they could make enough Gin in Jersey.
She looks prolapsed.
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Revvies
This guy needs Larry Fine and Moe Stooge breaking rocks over his head in a jailyard with a sledge hammer.
I should be a pie vendor outside these douche pools. They wouldn’t need to be tasty, just really easy to throw, and make enough of a mess so that they satisfy the urge momentarily, but not so much that you wouldn’t be tempted to buy another.
I’m just saying, this guy’s hand looks like an empty ball sack.
While Sophie isn’t Hall of Hawt quality, I doubt those slagging on her would kick her out of their beds, if they found her there. Just sayin’
@Devil’s Advocate, she should be saying “Get your damn dirty empty ballsack hands off of me you dirty ape!” You know, instead of grinding her horse haunches into his roid shrunken peen.
holy beejezus, two more train wrecks to add to the roster! these bowl stains look as if they hit every sacred branch of the ugly tree on the way down. YOU CUNTS!
…..the dood on the left looks like a thin russel crowe. YOU CUNTS!
She is “holding the STOP sign as you approach road construction” quality. He is a few tanning booths and a “just for men” shortage away from being a bona fide oldbag. Even the portly white guy with the green wrist band is shunning them. I’m with you, chubb-rock, this place is deeeaad anyway
Fuck I hate that Jon Favreau even more than I hate Jeremy Piven. I hope they are not Jews because that may make me seem like an anti-semite.
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Gentiles
this pic is made of failing metabolism.
The only reason this douche isn’t wearing a shirt is because he can’t get one on over his ginormous head. Those sunglasses are probably modified ski goggles meant to go on over a helmet.
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His Bleeth is average. 4 of the 5 girls working at Starbucks this morning were hotter, including 2 milfs and a gmilf.
@Rev Chad: I’ve met Jeremy Piven….he is Jewish if memory serves..and you sir, are no Jeremy Piven. I say this because I assume as I write this:
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1) You don’t have a watermelon head*;
2) There is no dried blow caked on your nostrils; and,
3) You’ve never pretended to be Sherilyn (Schwing!!) Fenn’s boyfriend in some lame-ass movie of the week.
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.* How big is his head?
.- it has it’s own weather system
– it moonlights as a drive-in movie theatre
– Buffalo call to him as a kindred spirit
– It shows up on radar
– it looks like a half-shaved coconut sitting on a toothpick
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.Yeah, it’s that big.
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.Phrenologists
Curiosity got the best of me and I made the awful mistake of going the the napkin nights site. Unlimited material for HCWDB.
Bleach my eyes
hall of warm beer mugg face
Magnum Douche is correct. HCwDB has met its logical opposite: napkinnights.com. Everything this site decries in spades, that site celebrates in spades.
Holy fuck.
He’s twice as thick or else she’s twice as thin. And his tribal tatts are more sensational than her somewhat flat chest. Such is the modus operandi of a total douchebag: Be seen with someone not as dramatic as yourself. Yea, even the hot chick may fail the diva test when posing with a total douche.
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