Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Magilla Scrotilla Hits on Sophie

Unghhhhhhaaaaa Unnghhhhhaaaaaaa…. fweeeeeee!!!!!

(flings poo)

# posted by douchebag1
7:04 am August, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Where’s the Hott in this pic? He’s got many douche-checklist items, but she’s strictly receptionist-at-the-jiffy-lube quality.
Dig deeper boss, as the Hott numerator is overpowered by the Douche-denominator.

7:19 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Calvin Klein underwear reveal? Really? Really, Really, Really? Has that ever done anyone any good since it got Marky Mark out of the Funky Bunch and into a career as a generic actor only slightly better than the genius of Ben Affleck?
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Thespians

7:28 am August, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

“Only slightly better than the genius of Ben Affleck,” may be the funniest statement I have read in the past few weeks…

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Jersey Girls

7:35 am August, 16 Jeff said...

She got those HOH bumps, that make my penis go up, make my penis go up…(sung to the tune of “Like A G6”.)
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Sophie for the Hall please

7:44 am August, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

HOH? Hall of Homely? Hall of Horseface?

7:47 am August, 16 Jeff said...

@MC, HOH=Hall of Hooters, c’mon bro HCwDB 101. Boobies.

7:47 am August, 16 Leon Brothabag said...

Shame about the face…..

7:48 am August, 16 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

“My forearm resembles deflated leather satchel. You will love me now, yes? I am veiny inside.”

7:48 am August, 16 Leon Brothabag said...

“she’s strictly receptionist-at-the-jiffy-lube quality”

Classic!

7:54 am August, 16 Hurl Scheibe said...

The perfect face for 69ing and Doggie Stylie.

7:54 am August, 16 Jeff said...

@Leon, did you see her bajubbulas though? And she’s almost naked! I’m in love!

7:57 am August, 16 Miss Tina Marie Anal said...

Going out on Napkin Nights is a no can do.

7:58 am August, 16 Jeff said...

Bajubbulas, if that’s not registered with the trademark board yet, I got dibs.

8:02 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

To paraphrase Lady Gaga, “Bu-bu-bu-bu-butter face, Bu-bu-bu-bu-butter face….”
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That steroid-laden Jon Favreau sure can pull some sub-par hotts…..
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Swingers

8:03 am August, 16 ForlornStar said...

NapkinsNights again huh? Damn this place is like the frolicking fields for horse faced women and roided up bag- fags.

8:07 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There are more alter egos in this thread than there are tribal tats at a Vegas pool.

8:12 am August, 16 ForlornStar said...

^Welcome to the party my friend.

8:13 am August, 16 Fatness said...

Once Sophie exhales that gut will precede her boobs. Notta hotta.

8:17 am August, 16 Stephanie said...

That guy’s face- like a clean cut accountant with overdeveloped sense of douche muscles- both need a bag over their heads.

8:18 am August, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I see two men in this picture and it doesn’t make me happy.
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8:20 am August, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Make that three. Apparently, someone is holding up green wrist band dude, so he can’t be too pleased either.
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8:27 am August, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…and don’t knock receptionists-at-the-Jiffy Lube.
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.How do ya thinks the Old Choad scored any tail during his salad days?
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.Priapics

8:37 am August, 16 The Dude said...

I’d bone her, if they could make enough Gin in Jersey.

8:43 am August, 16 Wedgie said...

She looks prolapsed.
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Revvies

8:43 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

This guy needs Larry Fine and Moe Stooge breaking rocks over his head in a jailyard with a sledge hammer.

8:57 am August, 16 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

I should be a pie vendor outside these douche pools. They wouldn’t need to be tasty, just really easy to throw, and make enough of a mess so that they satisfy the urge momentarily, but not so much that you wouldn’t be tempted to buy another.

9:06 am August, 16 Devil's Advocate said...

I’m just saying, this guy’s hand looks like an empty ball sack.

9:09 am August, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

While Sophie isn’t Hall of Hawt quality, I doubt those slagging on her would kick her out of their beds, if they found her there. Just sayin’

9:15 am August, 16 ForlornStar said...

@Devil’s Advocate, she should be saying “Get your damn dirty empty ballsack hands off of me you dirty ape!” You know, instead of grinding her horse haunches into his roid shrunken peen.

9:49 am August, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

holy beejezus, two more train wrecks to add to the roster! these bowl stains look as if they hit every sacred branch of the ugly tree on the way down. YOU CUNTS!

10:00 am August, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

…..the dood on the left looks like a thin russel crowe. YOU CUNTS!

10:11 am August, 16 Ferris said...

She is “holding the STOP sign as you approach road construction” quality. He is a few tanning booths and a “just for men” shortage away from being a bona fide oldbag. Even the portly white guy with the green wrist band is shunning them. I’m with you, chubb-rock, this place is deeeaad anyway

10:18 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I hate that Jon Favreau even more than I hate Jeremy Piven. I hope they are not Jews because that may make me seem like an anti-semite.
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Gentiles

10:23 am August, 16 Steve L. said...

this pic is made of failing metabolism.

10:37 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The only reason this douche isn’t wearing a shirt is because he can’t get one on over his ginormous head. Those sunglasses are probably modified ski goggles meant to go on over a helmet.
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His Bleeth is average. 4 of the 5 girls working at Starbucks this morning were hotter, including 2 milfs and a gmilf.

11:13 am August, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Rev Chad: I’ve met Jeremy Piven….he is Jewish if memory serves..and you sir, are no Jeremy Piven. I say this because I assume as I write this:
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1) You don’t have a watermelon head*;
2) There is no dried blow caked on your nostrils; and,
3) You’ve never pretended to be Sherilyn (Schwing!!) Fenn’s boyfriend in some lame-ass movie of the week.
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.* How big is his head?

.- it has it’s own weather system
– it moonlights as a drive-in movie theatre
– Buffalo call to him as a kindred spirit
– It shows up on radar
– it looks like a half-shaved coconut sitting on a toothpick
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.Yeah, it’s that big.

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.Phrenologists

11:15 am August, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Curiosity got the best of me and I made the awful mistake of going the the napkin nights site. Unlimited material for HCWDB.

Bleach my eyes

4:31 pm August, 16 McWhataDouche said...

hall of warm beer mugg face

11:30 pm August, 16 troy tempest said...

Magnum Douche is correct. HCwDB has met its logical opposite: napkinnights.com. Everything this site decries in spades, that site celebrates in spades.

Holy fuck.

11:58 pm August, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s twice as thick or else she’s twice as thin. And his tribal tatts are more sensational than her somewhat flat chest. Such is the modus operandi of a total douchebag: Be seen with someone not as dramatic as yourself. Yea, even the hot chick may fail the diva test when posing with a total douche.

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