Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Moob Shirts

Still out there.

Still douchey.

Rapidly becoming a toxic plague 2011 Douchal Signifier when hitting on milfy goth mom/daughter club girl tandems.

To wit.

# posted by douchebag1
9:33 am August, 3 Anonymous Tipster said...

Those Kardashians can sure pull some mooby douche.

9:34 am August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Those dopes in pic 2 look like they’ve been huffing Valspar interior enamel
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Chick on the right looks like a low rent Jennifer Tilly
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9:46 am August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Extreme V-neck tee-shirts. Coming soon to a TJ Maxx near you.

9:51 am August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I likes me some Jennifer Tilly, thanks Vin.

10:16 am August, 3 The Dude said...

Moobsters.

10:19 am August, 3 Anonymous said...

Douche version of the bad guy in Superman 2

10:36 am August, 3 tall guy said...

Mom component of milfy goth mom/daughter combo FTW.

10:40 am August, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks a little like a polished Donkey Douche. But we all know you can’t polish a turd. Kur-flush.

10:41 am August, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Moobs for Boobs. And not the breast kind of boobs.

10:58 am August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. However in the Jennifer Tilly pic, it’s my throbbing member filling her esophagus with my personal sillabub emollient
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Gershon Finger Fucks

10:58 am August, 3 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Don’t knock moobs DB1. I’ve been growing a great pair ever since my 50th birthday.

11:28 am August, 3 schlicht bindenburger said...

i want jen tilly to pee on me! the dirty bitch!!!!

12:10 pm August, 3 Typical Douche Guy said...

@schlict bindenburger, I would settle for her peeing in the stall next to me. Now that’s what I am talking about!
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Please, everyone share your urination fantasies. I have had a rough week and I could use a good laugh at your expense.

12:38 pm August, 3 DarkSock said...

Here’s how a real man rocks it
qreqrweqfe

1:05 pm August, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

when hitting on milfy goth mom/daughter club girl tandems
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I hope that’s not autodouche. The mom/daughter tag team is on my bucket list.
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What?

3:49 pm August, 3 Devil's Advocate said...

Flayed ragweed symposium.

9:26 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

someone looks like he has to attend a court hearing tomorrow.

7:23 am August, 4 Deltus said...

Next time you spot a douche in a moob shirt, compliment his lush cleavage. Then again, the irony would be lost. Never mind.

7:25 am August, 4 gwhh said...

i don’t think that a mother daughter combo.

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