Monday, August 8, 2011

No More Perfect Sucklethigh Karen


Karen from Jeffy Nottabag Wins at the Game of Life wrote in with a very polite and well worded takedown request, due to an angry ex writing nasty comments in the comments thread, so I’ve honored her request.

However, Karen did provide us a link to her modeling page. Let the pooch spackle begin.

King Douchuous the IV approves of pooch spackle pear.

# posted by douchebag1
2:32 pm August, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

So “Karen’s mom” got all offended by the HCWDB crew making comments about her good and decent daughter, but she has no problem with her daughter basically doing softcore porn photo shoots? HUH ?

Oh, and great ass “Karen”

2:34 pm August, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Pooch Spackle Pear Approved! I think some of these web pages are stuck together…

2:40 pm August, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

We know why the ex- is so angry!!! Lost pear makes many a man weep.

3:12 pm August, 8 Anonymous said...

aaaaaaaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PS check out Lime Green Shirt guy.

3:30 pm August, 8 schlicht bindenburger said...

well i hope she has learned her lesson! lesson being-dooshbags will bring shit tracks to your doorstep

3:34 pm August, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

Did we already know that Hello Kitty Hott hangs with the King? I can’t keep this shit straight.
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So we can’t just block the douchey ex and keep the pic of glorious Karen up? That seems like a design flaw to me. I like to keep my babies, no matter how rancid the bathwater. Especially when the babies are all bedazzley.

3:39 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

For the most part, Jeffy got a notta from the crowd. And there aren’t lewd comments about Karen Uberpooch Slappa Penguin Suckle Thigh. Not like the things Mr Scrotato Head and I have said about Francine, fer instance..
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I call shenanigans and an attempt to get clicks at Model Mayhem,… not that there’s anything wrong with that (BTW she has 666 friends, be afraid, be very afraid).

4:02 pm August, 8 Wedgie said...

I would like to shoot some spackle in her Enos. Fuccen Model Mayhem……website for wannabe high-end hookers.

4:03 pm August, 8 Wedgie said...

Surprise….the King likes pink. Who’d a thunk it?

4:14 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Karen, we hardly knew ye…..

4:24 pm August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“I don’t do nudes”
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But here is my bare ass, lightly misted with moisture.

4:41 pm August, 8 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Is it just me or do all these blondes just seem to run together into one, semen-stained, soul-scarred, Bleeth coven after the next?
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Do they ever look in the mirror (or at each other) and think: “Hey, we all look (or are trying to look) exactly alike! How degrading is that! Maybe we should try to be who we are instead of allowing ourselves to be manipulated by the meretriciousness of advertising agencies and the not-so-subtle forces of male-libido dominance and a culture of primogeniture that looks upon us as sexual playthings and brood mares…albeit brood mares with playfully perky tits, round, taunting haunches, long flowing manes of hair, firm but supple stomachs, and tight-yet-slippery va-jay-jays that could crack a walnut…Yes! That is what we are but we could be so much more! Sisters unite!” — do you think they EVER think that way?
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.Or is all about getting some stupid male to buy them a drink to numb the pain they’ve created for themselves in such a dark, mindless existence?
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The Old Choad really doesn’t want to know the answer. He’s just glad there’s so much free wacking material available these days. Back in the 90s, those subscriptions to Buttman and Club International could get expensive.
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Gucciones

4:54 pm August, 8 Lady Scatterly said...

^Good stuff Choad, thanks for the chuckle. Buy me a drink and I’ll tell you what went down at the last hot chicks meeting where we talked about all that stuff.
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And yeah, agree with the McCrude, “I don’t do nudes but here’s my greased up ass cheeks” definitely sends conflicting messages. That’s why I always say I don’t do nudes with my face in them. C’mon let’s keep it real ladies.

5:39 pm August, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin,
I think his comments were deleted when the Boss took down her pic. I remember the angry ex talking shit on Jeff about how he has no job, mooches money off of her, weighs 150 Lb’s and alluded to the fact she was the town pig. She’s a hypocrite though and i concur with the a fore mentioned posts about her providing a link to model mayhem.
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@Baron
Yes we knew that Hello Kitty runs with the King. They’re paid to party types that the casino’s/club/pool’s have running around. Or least that’s how I interpreted it.

7:16 pm August, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Easy to lose amongst The King, Hello Kitty Bleeth, and that smokin’ Denise-Richards-ish blond on the right is none other than Canadian songstress KD Lang!
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Good to see you hangin’ out KD!!

7:26 pm August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@lady drouche,
I applaud that policy. No one wants to see a face until it’s time for the money shot.

8:16 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Since I have had a classic summer’s day of speed swimming lessons with the kids, some tasty concrete to board on, a bit of chronic, a wake for my dead aunt, and my mother’s 70th birthday party in the Druid circle at Kroeger Plantation on this glorious August day, I say good on ya Karen. I’m gonna keep drinking and get my buzz on.
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Big Pharma Ruins Minds

8:36 pm August, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

One of Fishslap’s beards was linked to the lovely Karen on the model site. I think she received a call for the Hall of Hott a few years ago, but couldn’t muster the votes. Calling her # 565934 is so, I don’t know, impersonal. But if we didn’t have impersonality, how would we have friends?

8:58 pm August, 8 Stephanie said...

Angry ex’s will do more than write nasty comments on the net,better to get a camcorder,Karen,and make sure to go out with girlfriends in numbers…

9:14 pm August, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow was that just a week’s worth of pear?

11:21 pm August, 8 Whoop-di-douche said...

Damn, missed the party.
Pooch spackle? I never let my dog do drywall repairs. Ever.

11:57 pm August, 8 Sir David Douchenborough said...

What a conundrum. This appears to be a bleethical chicken and egg scenario, for I must ask, is Karen’s propensity for exhibitionism results in the proverbially anticipated whistling and hollering or is it the said whistling and hollering that prompts such exhibitionism to burst tragically from that ethereal innocence to which Karen putatively clutches to her bosom? Or more related and to the point, does Karen’s latent exhibitionism evoke the stirs from the douche abyss, or does the wax, GSR, and chin fung emanating from the douche abyss draw her wild self out from her innocent shell?
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Oh, Karen and her well-meaning mother, you provide me with such social enigmas to unravel. I must assuredly head over to Model Mayhem to investigate. I am sure I will find that answer expeditiously. Failing that, I can always ask my friend’s 1st year university younger sister. Her supposed innocence as an inspiring volunteer for campus life activities much less res fellow is always undercut by her fraternizing with the local hipsterbag pot dealer who also describes himself as “like really into polyamoury.”
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In any event, may your conquettish innocence compel you to new heights of social validation without succumbing to the pherochoades that may draw you into a bottle service booth full of all those ‘cool guys’ who work part time at the desk of your local gym. They do have that Metrobaggery Midas Touch you know , so tread carefully, my fair wisping willow who may be on the verge of being swept from that flowering meadow into the baggery patch.

4:58 am August, 9 tall guy said...

That lime green shirt should always remain as a warning.

6:30 am August, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

Fuccen Barracuda Filter at work. Anti-Pear software is vile and evil.

7:21 am August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her ass pear pic was taken under black lighting. That’s either blood, urine, or semen on her shirt. I hope its urine.

7:35 am August, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d like to be the starfish in her life…ah, the doucheadox strikes again.

7:37 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I like her other “I’m a good girl” pic. The one where she is buck naked and her hooha is symbolically covered in shellfish. Actually I do like it. The wet ass pic too. It’s only the protestations that make them seem particularly ironic.

8:24 am August, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Shifting attention away from Karen (Yes, I know you want the attention Karen, back to you in a minute), you just can’t hate on the King. Sideways peace right back at you.
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Apparently Karen’s take down request was “very polite and well worded”, but I couldn’t find it on the thread so it must have gone straight to the boss. I really don’t want to dog on her in part because she hasn’t hit us with “you all hatterz” and other nonsense. But the apparent double standard that she presents is annoying. One tastey pic on HCwDB is unacceptable, but posting a series of hand-bra and ass pics on Model Maycum isn’t?
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Karen, how about instead you send us some pics of you with said obnoxious boyfriend who dogged on you in the previous post and you let us rip him a new asshole in the way we do best. I’m sure you’ve got some delicious pics of the two of you and that secretly you’d get satisfaction out of our assisted payback. We’d comment on how big of a sh*t stain he is, at least until he threw out his own take-down request. And at the same time we’d extol about your delicious pear and how much we’d like to apply spackle to your asscrack with our tongues. Consider it payment for services rendered.
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What do you say? Come on now. Throw a bro a boner. I mean boner. Ha! I said boner when I really mean boner. Hoo! I did it again. Hee hee! What I meant to say is throw a bro a boner…BONE! Throw a bro a BONE. Er. F*ck.

9:36 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

So if Karen has sent in a take down request fraught with misspellings and LOLs you would have posted it for mock a la Champagne Katie, DB1? Training the hotts to use spellcheck and grammarcheck I see. She did have an excessive amount of emoticon usage in her bio on her Model Mayhem page though (isn’t this the same escort advertising service our beloved Katie uses as well?). How do you plan on nipping all those smiley faces in the bud oh great one? 🙂

4:46 pm August, 9 "Karen" said...

Dear Mr. Scrotato Head

Oh how I would love to see that, you obviously are aware of how much I would love to see that. Haha But the honest truth is, before this, I would lay someone out that ever talked about Pirate Ninja the way he talked about me. And I would honestly love the feeling of (excuse my language) knocking that mother fucker out now. But I’m bigger than that. I’ll instead let him suffer in his own insecure unhappiness and settle for mediocre blow jobs. Or from what history proves, no blow jobs at all.

5:09 pm August, 9 Karen's Mom said...

Do you really think that if my daughter asked you to remove her pic of her and her bf that she would then give you a link to her modeling page. Come on really, which brains are you thinking with? I would bet that was a second email from a different address if you really bothered to check. My daughter did not deserve to have her sex life talked about by an angry x nor would she have put herself through your scrutiny again. She is a honest, happy person that yes, models. I except my daughter for everything she does in life and don’t judge her. If only others could do the same! I love her for her but hate reading all your filthy comments and know there is no way in hell she would have done that to herself by giving you that link. Just admit you got duped by her angry x!

5:25 pm August, 9 Karen's Mom said...

Mmmm, if we really think about it maybe it wasn’t a second email at all, but a lil investigative skills by your crew after my daughters take down request came in with her email address. I certainly don’t think from what I have read and scene that your site is above that. Either way shame on you!

6:46 pm August, 9 Old Man Grumpus said...

Wow, now after that aforementioned photo, I have a huge craving to eat shellfish!

7:06 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

Shame on your daughter…for posing with her body exposed so much on the web…couldn’t use her brain to get a job? It’s a rough world.

7:16 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Stephanie, please tell me you have a Model Mayhem site too.

8:50 pm August, 9 Guid is Good said...

Model Mayem – where Bleeths go to dream.

1:17 pm August, 10 Sergeant Douche said...

It’s a tough world, but somebody has to be half naked.

9:59 pm August, 11 Sexy Games said...

I hope she learned her lesson! doosh bags lesson shit in the door way

3:43 am August, 18 Romby said...

Very true! Makes a change to see smoeone spell it out like that. 🙂

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