Sunday, August 7, 2011

Old Bob Eubanks Ruins Your Favorite Urban Legend

We’re gonna take a break from frolic videos and douchey-ass music videos to finally, after years of young DB1 telling this anecdote on the playground of his junior high school, set the record straight.

What she actually said: “In the ass pear, Bob.”

# posted by douchebag1
8:05 am August, 7 creature said...

Bob’s answer, “in a turkish prison”

8:09 am August, 7 Wedgie said...

Gotta love that Grandma Wedgie.

8:19 am August, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lo from that day on she was known as Loose Stools.

9:26 am August, 7 Anonymous said...

In the trunk…of my car.

9:34 am August, 7 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

It’s the only place to do a chick who looks that good, I guess…

1:56 pm August, 7 DarkSock said...

In a horse’s butt.

2:00 pm August, 7 hermit android thumbs said...

I once made Whoopi to the entire L.A. Sparks W.N.B.A. Basketball squad in the basement of a Lutheran Church in Springfield, Missouri.
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Except for the lesbians, so really I just jacked-off.

2:05 pm August, 7 DarkSock said...

In $240 worth of pudding.

2:19 pm August, 7 Wheezer said...

And speaking of “in the butt,” I now know kinda sorta how the term “dark horse” came about:
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2273347/the+origin+of+unicorns/
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First, however, some of you Photoshop experts should probably replace “ocean” with “Gulf” and the horned seal(?) with a, ummmmm, fully blackfaced Mickey Mouse-like character
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And maybe “pee in” could be used instead of that other word.

3:09 pm August, 7 creature said...

I believe that’s a narwhal, wheeze

3:22 pm August, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bob is an idiot. Although the exact phrasing of the urban legend did not happen, something very similar happened that is likely the origin of the legend.
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http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp
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Go in peace, knowing this is more true than not.

3:38 pm August, 7 Mr. White said...

“Oh God, Bob, I love it in THE EAR! Put it in the EAR, I tell him! Fill my ear canal with your baby batter! ON MY EAR DRUM! OH GOD RIGHT ON MY EAR DRUM!”
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Sorry.

3:44 pm August, 7 Wheezer said...

Thanks, Creatch! Oceanography and zoology were two areas of study I clearly didn’t pursue. Heh heh…..

3:45 pm August, 7 Wheezer said...

More, uhhhhh, crossbreeding or something…..

4:05 pm August, 7 hermit android thumbs said...

Young , breast fed narwhal a most delectable meat, and is best served with banana peppers and white wine.
But remember, don’t overcook!

8:28 pm August, 7 Douchie Arnaz said...

That it happened cannot now be denied. The clip can be seen in the (extremely good and extremely underrated) “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.”

8:50 pm August, 8 Stephanie said...

Brown double knit jackets on the guys,bad peasant shirts on the ladies. Ah,1977.

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