Monday, August 22, 2011

Poppa Squatter and Tendon Tina Laugh at the HCwDB of the Week

Fast developing HCwDB legends and already flushed Closet of Poo inductees, Poppa Squatter and Tendon Tina, mock the real world reality of our HCwDB of the Week winning couple.

Not orange enough, Poppa Squatter?

Poppa Squatter: Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Why does your voice sound like a helium afflicted David Schwimmer, Poppa Squatter?

Poppa Squatter: Stopppppp insulting meeeeeeee!!!!

But you’re orange, douchey and orange.

Poppa Squatter: This is true. I blame my Nana.

Your grandmother?

Poppa Squatter: My banana.

# posted by douchebag1
9:39 am August, 22 Wedgie said...

When I look at this pic, that song from “Grease” runs through my head. “You’re the one that I want, wooo, hooo, hooo, honey, the one that I want”. Jeff Conaway weeps from the grave.

9:45 am August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Their injecting white tiger hormones stolen from Sigfried and Roy’s strap-on dildo vault

9:50 am August, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

What a mo that guy is, I’m sick of seeing him to be honest.

9:52 am August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

They’re ^, duh, what a maroon

10:03 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m with Et Tu. If I want to see this spectacle of douche again I’ll see Copperfield the next time his butt train rolls through Canada and he makes some shit disappear.
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On a related note, David Schwimmer hasn’t had the stellar career some assumed. He is a little bit shy of the cinematic genius of a young Ethan Hawke.

10:08 am August, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…and Ethan Hawke is one “Windtalkers” away from Nicolas Cage oblivion.
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10:10 am August, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

….and from the neck up, there’s no denying the appeal of Tendon Tina….but you don’t f*ck women from the neck up….unless you’re Dark Sock.

10:19 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

….and Nicolas Cage is one party Heath Ledger style away from escaping the train wreck of nepotism his uncle left behind to torture us with. And his cousin Sofia Coppola fell apart like a tyoical Italian chick. Damn you Tami who broke my heart lo those many years ago. I hope you look like Mama Corleone by now.
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Lying Dago Bastards

10:21 am August, 22 boone doggle said...

No one said this job would be easy. Buck up ladies. There’s more douche where this came from. Sir.

10:30 am August, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

This picture reminds of this one time where I held a mirror up to my asshole. Whole lot more orange and orangish brown than I planned on…
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Taints

10:33 am August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

And MIckey Rourke is one “Last Tango In Paris ” away from an O.D. on Co2

10:37 am August, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

Starfish Troopers.

10:38 am August, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

But nobody knows how to sport a diaper like Poppa Squatter.

Except maybe Sen. David Vitter.

10:43 am August, 22 icame isaw idouched said...

The stench is strong in this one. He isnt a douchebag. Hes a colostomybag. A leaking one at that.

Stinkers

11:29 am August, 22 The Dude said...

Sorry, I’m having issues with short term memory loss. Which one is Tendon Tina?

11:47 am August, 22 hermit android thumbs said...

Last Wednesday I believe I saw Poppy Squatter on the “Dr. Oz Show.” He was complaining about acute lower abdominal pain. During a commercial break Dr. Oz pulled a vine-ripened tomato and a small claw hammer from his rectum.
The crowd was enthralled, and Poppa Squatter seemed greatly releived.

11:51 am August, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Side boob.
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Ok, I’m reaching on that one.

12:13 pm August, 22 wonderdouche twin said...

O.K. I’m not defending this couple of poo, BUT some of these fitness chicks are SMOKIN’ hot! My personal favorite and a previous pear showoff Jamie Eason. Sure she could kick my ass, and probably squeeze my member off but damn!
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http://tinyurl.com/3bx6an8

12:14 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

I can see her nipple! What’s that guy on the left doing in a bikini?

12:32 pm August, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

Side boob?

More like side bag o’the ‘cone.

1:45 pm August, 22 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Their love was just a detailed architectural rendering and an easily memorized safe word from becoming a reality.

5:05 pm August, 22 Really? said...

True poo love.

6:03 pm August, 22 Wheezer said...

@wonderdouche twin, 12:13 p.m. –
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Jamie Eason It In, you say?
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Oh, the thoughts I am having right now…..

6:44 pm August, 22 Stephanie said...

Photos for their stab at Hollywood as Mr. & Mrs. Who Cares.Or a couple of women playing patty cake.

2:08 am August, 23 Steve L. said...

yeah i DO wonder what Jamie Eason would say about Poppa Squatter & Tendon Tina, if she really IS as smart as she’s muscular. or whatever the fuck people are saying about her.

8:36 am August, 23 DarkSock said...

“WonderPoo Powers….ACTIVATE!!!”

12:38 pm August, 23 wonderdouche twin said...

@Steve L
Um who cares what Jamie Eason is thinking. I didn’t say I wanted to spend my life with her for her incredible views on world peace and whatever else could/would sound impressive. I merely stated she is SMOKIN’ HOT!
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@Darksock
Yeah that hits close to home, thank god they’re on the other side of town.

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