Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Poppa Squatter and Tendon Tina Win At the Game Of Orange!!

You know where this is going.

After each has had their own adventures, Poppa Squatter, The Poopaloompa, The Jizz Singer, Pumpito and Brazilian Emo Hulk are recruited by Dr. Redderick Lobster to form a superleague of douche poo and orange to battle the evil mastermind Poo.

“The Toileteers.”

Flushing. Fall, 2012.

# posted by douchebag1
1:21 pm August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Let me be the first to ask, are those bronze medals?

1:24 pm August, 17 boone doggle said...

Orange juiced?

1:25 pm August, 17 Anonymous said...

Body Proud

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Nothing said about the orange hue in the infomercial!

1:30 pm August, 17 tall guy said...

Yeah, nothing said about looking like a complete and utter twat, either. I guess it’s implied, then.
Sheesh! I gotta go do some work lest I fall for the Great lie of Generation Douche.

1:44 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet Fucking Whore’s Tits! I am going to have to sleep with my Mr. Blankie tonight after revisiting the 7 layers of turd. May God have mercy on our souls. Son.

1:44 pm August, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Too awful to comprehend, let alone comment on.

2:02 pm August, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Winner: Most likely to induce projectile vomiting.

2:08 pm August, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Anon @1:25. There’s no pride in being an orange freak wearing a diaper. None what so ever.

2:11 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Are you holding Gator back for the sequel?

2:15 pm August, 17 Guid is Good said...

I prefer those pagaents where they whore up 5 year olds. It is less offensive than this faecal pomposity.

2:58 pm August, 17 hermit android thumbs said...

One question, what are two pygmies doing there?

3:11 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude Mc
.
Those would be the coveted 13th place “Best Triers for Those Whose Anal Mandibles are Addicted to Orange Dreamsicles” medals. They aren’t very rare nor are they very valuable. However these two will be amused for hours with them because they are shiny.

3:19 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

Body proud doesn’t mean tanning yourself into skin cancer. Or if not sun,putting those chemicals on yourself,and you could have a 4 legged baby.

Circus freaks

3:23 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Body Proud Celebrity Guest Judge, Plinky’s Mom, dives into a pool of hydrochloric acid upon completion of her ballot
.

3:30 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

“The Crustis League”

3:56 pm August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Cleanse the pallet of these poop derivatives with a little band called , “The Best” , a one shot one show modern McGillicutty deal in Japan from 1990 that had a few guys you may have heard of :

Keith Emerson:keyboards
Simon Phillips:drums
Jeff Baxter:guitar
Joe Walsh:guitar
John Entwistle:bass guitar
….
.

But I could have done without the prancing of Rick Livingstone
.

3:59 pm August, 17 Wedgie said...

Wow Vin, that video of Plinky’s Mom is cool. First time I’ve ever seen someone bend rock.

4:47 pm August, 17 Sir Boo said...

I actually think he looks pretty damn good for 71.

4:55 pm August, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

One wonders what the gentlemen of Negroid persuasion think of this pervasiveness of poo in their midst?
.
.Or maybe they’re just hoping to bang some orange/blonde chick at the after-party.
.
.or each other.

.
Roots

5:22 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ Don Felder and Michael MacDonald would not approve Vin. But somebody’s got to keep the love alive man.
.
Old Rocker.

5:36 pm August, 17 I give up said...

I’m with Sir Boo, he is rockin’ those Depends better than most geriatrics I know.

7:23 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poppa Bitch Tits, is more like it…Tendon Tina is freakishly hott…

8:38 pm August, 17 Guid is Good said...

They win but we lose.

8:44 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

if they’re flushing in fall 2012 i guess they’ll die by winter 2012. like Zyzz.



i’m still morbidly overjoyed at the death of Zyzz. nothing against his parents, but he and his fans are assholes.

8:45 pm August, 17 Steve L. said...

one can dream dark dreams. sigh.

11:18 pm August, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

When those two bump uglies, it must resemble pig carcasses slapping into one another while traversing down a rail conveyor in the slaughter house.
.
They’ve obviously already been through the dehairing and scalding unit and are awaiting final dressing.

7:29 am August, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

My eyes, my eyes!

8:24 am August, 18 Hurl Scheibe said...

When did Sen. David Vitter get so ripped?

12:35 pm August, 18 schlicht bindenburger said...

why does pissing, shitting and coming have to happen within 3 inches of one another? YOU CUNTS!

4:31 pm August, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

Not sure which extreme assaults my eyeballs more, the bodybuilders in orange or Plinky’s mom takin’ a dive. I’m sure the catfish were startled out of their ever-lovin’ whiskers.
But I’ll assume Plinky’s mom is a floater, and I got plenty of those muckin’ up my aging eyeballs.
And I’m just at a loss to explain so many ‘nads attached to orange body areas not hidden by a Speedo. The way they just suddenly appear overnight like bagworms on an unfortunate evergreen tree gives me the wooly-worm willies.

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