Monday, August 15, 2011

Poppa Squatter Lives! Is Still Orange

Recent HCwDB horrorshow and immediate Closet of Poo inductee, Poppa Squatter, wanted to stop by and let you know that his uberorange squatpuddery is still out there.

Still displaying extreme Gator-like toxic package (warning: This link should not be viewed on a full stomach as it can cause nausea, testicular retraction, eye bleeding, deep existential rage at the G-d that never was, and immediate castration and/or neutering of all nearby pets and wildlife)

Probably shouldn’t have included that last link. Just too cruel for a Monday.

EDIT: Okay, you’ve earned it. Here’s your makeup Pear: Greco-Roman Pear.

# posted by douchebag1
12:16 pm August, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jesus, Mary, and Butch Cassidy. It’s like someone glued some googly eyes onto a turd. This guy could sue Trey Parker and Matt Stone for stealing his likeness for Mr. Hankey.
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Her groin veins are about as erotic as a bout of E.Coli.
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Staphylocockus

12:17 pm August, 15 tall guy said...

Bleeth’s vascular vaginal near exposure is truly awful.

12:19 pm August, 15 tall guy said...

And what’s with Poppa Squatter’s eyes?

12:25 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bulging Pussy Veins. Wasn’t that the name of Bret Michaels first band ?

12:26 pm August, 15 I douche, therefore I am said...

In pic 2 he looks a bit like he can’t believe that he actually still has a weewee, what with all the ‘roids and all.

12:34 pm August, 15 Wedgie said...

Vascularity run amok. Narcissus was right: it’s addicting.

12:35 pm August, 15 Hurl Scheibe said...

Tendon Tina.

That’s a freaky female Groin Shave Reveal.

12:35 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like an extra in the Cirque de Soleil’s “Narcissistic Monkey Shines” now playing at The Trop

12:38 pm August, 15 troy tempest said...

MY EYES!!!! EEEAaAaaaAAAAUuUUauUAUauaaGGGHHH!!!!

12:39 pm August, 15 Anonymous said...

He’ll be gone soon like Zyzz in his roid-enhanced poo-ness, it wasn’t nice knowing ya….buh bye!

12:53 pm August, 15 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Those eyes have stared into the abyss, and liked what they saw.

12:53 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

200 pounds of dynamite with a one inch fuse.

12:57 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it just me or is WordPress running freakishly slow today, like her veins. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He looks like he has just has a Total Recall trip to Mars.

12:57 pm August, 15 Miss Tina Marie Anal said...

Muscles are gross.

1:02 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It would be funny if he lived here…
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http://www.ci.orange.nj.us/
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Naranjas

1:03 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“When Vascularity Goes Horribly Wrong.”
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Vericosities

1:03 pm August, 15 tall guy said...

There’s a certain type of ‘Bag that exceeds all others in excessive douchery, needless, unjustified vanity and vomit-inducing loathing. Poppa Squatter is that type.

1:04 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The title of Tendon Tina’s autobiography is, “Vericosities in Ten Cities.”

1:09 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“His blood smells like Axe Body Spray. He’s the orangy-est douchebag in the world.”

1:12 pm August, 15 FinderTweet said...

You owe us make-up pear, boss.

1:36 pm August, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Look at the python’s on that dude!
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1:45 pm August, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Be honest. If we all had eyes and muscles like Poppa Squatter we’d be putting them to good use too.

1:57 pm August, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I always wondered what happened to that band Nelson.

2:19 pm August, 15 Mr. White said...

“I have grown ze new giant arteries to my lady bits, ja? I think zomething is growing down dere.”

2:24 pm August, 15 Wedgie said...

Nice Nelson rif M.C.
Hey Rev, how about some more prolapse videos? I’m trying to lose a few pounds.

3:18 pm August, 15 Karen's crotch cricket said...

You both win,you’re gross!

3:21 pm August, 15 Karen's crotch cricket said...

Things at the bottom of my toilet that I flushed down this morning.

4:21 pm August, 15 Chubs said...

Karen’s crotch cricket for some solid zings! I wish Karen’s butt beetle would comment on here too.
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Is a side effect of using roids that your ocular muscles become so ripped that they make your eyes bulge out? I bet this walking poop turd never blinks.

4:26 pm August, 15 Chubs said...

When she gets angry do her groin veins throb? Gotta be embarassing during bikini season.

5:34 pm August, 15 The Dude said...

Crotch Cricket?! I thought the pic was horrifying. Yikes
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Gruesome. Need Pear. Heck, even a drizzle of Pear on a Tossed Salad.
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My cat is afraid of me now.

5:34 pm August, 15 troy tempest said...

When she has an orgasm her veins explode in a big bloody mess, just like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyNYx3FJhyw

5:56 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just spent too much fucking money to take four girls to see the fucking Smurfs. It made me feel like this:
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http://www.heaven666.org/anal-creampie-prolapse-3678-php
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Wedgies

6:00 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

The ass pear cries are falling on deaf ears.
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Homeboys

7:18 pm August, 15 DarkSock said...

Turd Thong Tina’s labia minor could kick my ass in an arm wresting match, and her vagina has more teeth than a Great White.
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Dude looks like a live shot of Iggy Pop being butt-fucked with a starving live lamprey. Here, of course, is the picture of said lamprey:
afsdsfda

8:23 pm August, 15 schlicht bindenburger said...

fuck me, just when it should not get any worse it does! huzzah!!! YOU CUNTS!

8:49 pm August, 15 Wedgie said...

Thanks Rev…..I just puked up my dinner. Another 2 lbs lighter.
At last, I finally understand what you really meant by “Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh”.
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sickness

8:52 pm August, 15 Wedgie said...

PS: If all Greco Roman contestants looked like that, I might watch more of the fuccen Olympics.

9:55 pm August, 15 Baron Von Goolo said...

That picture of Poppa in the hoodie is startling. Credit where credit is due – the cat’s jacked. But even more credit goes to the photographer. That guy knew that if Poppa looked into the camera, fail. Nothing but Poppa Peepers. Telling him to gaze at his own abs was a masterstroke. Crazy cannibal serial killer look GONE. He’s just lucky the he got the shot before Poppa started masturbating.

11:20 pm August, 15 Guid is Good said...

This chick should hook up with Tendon Ted.

I’d like to stick my ionic column in that Greco-Roman Pear.
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Centurions

11:51 pm August, 15 Steve L. said...

it’s good to be back to – OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEONE ELECTROCUTE ME NOW KSDFJBGSKJDFN – after a 2-week hiatus.

6:30 am August, 16 Hurl Scheibe said...

>>>Dude looks like a live shot of Iggy Pop being butt-fucked with a starving live lamprey.

NO MORE CALLS PLEASE!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

9:16 am August, 16 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Someone surgically removed his eyelids
she’s going to donate her snap flaps so he can get some sleep
he’s earned it
so have we

9:19 am August, 16 Hurl Scheibe said...

With that really nasty tendon GSR, shouldn’t Tendon Tina be nominated for the Closet of Poo? Al the signifiars are there. Unless Closet of Poo is gender specific.

3:50 pm August, 16 Wolfram74 said...

Takes a special kind of Scrotasaurus to enter Pooville without passing Go & collecting $200

12:08 am August, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

I think these two wandered away from the Freak Show on the state fair Midway.

7:04 am August, 17 Collaz B. Popped said...

He’s very scary,,,,thank God for GrecoRoman Pear.

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