Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Prickles The Clown Can’t Get A Job


Everyday, average, ordinary guy with douche-hair, Prickles The Clown, is still macking on the Asian anime villainness hotts.

Still offering no raison d’etre save for the stupid face.

And, in the strangest twist of this strange tale of Prickles the Clown’s strange adventures, being buddies with Alpha-douche Criss Angel.

# posted by douchebag1
9:26 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

Hey wait, DB1, I thought you were the alpha douche and Prickles the Clown was an accountant! You can’t switch things up on me mid-season! If your cousin DB2 starts commenting on here this place will have really jumped the shark.

9:32 am August, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

I think he has the blowfish hair to remind him of what he does best – manning the glory hole in the men’s restroom next to the slots at the Bellagio Hotel.

Restroom Attendents.

9:40 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

Prickles the Clown is this year’s Four Prong. Bob have mercy on our souls.
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Summer Repeats

9:43 am August, 9 schlicht bindenburger said...

i bet he is loads of fun at the kids parties where the balloons are made of kevlar!

9:46 am August, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

Asian Yeardley Smith looks pretty tasty.

10:07 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

That Criss Angel photo was way to big and I can never un-see it. Thanks for that.

10:09 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Quote of the day from Bill Simmons, now at Grantland.com, “ — it allowed Sox fans to complain about Theo Epstein, a guy who only brought us two World Series titles. Red Sox fans would complain about a blow job.
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10:10 am August, 9 DarkSock said...

Prickles looks like one of those guys that talks through the sides of their mouth, where there is an abundance of spit. Sort of like John Leguizamo.
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Know what I mean?

10:20 am August, 9 Someone said...

If it is true that the Australian douchebag known as ‘Zyzz’ is dead, then it is a great day in the war against douchebags! One down, hundreds of thousands more to go! Death to the douchebags!

10:24 am August, 9 schlicht bindenburger said...

roger that DS!

10:24 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

Someone just told me Zyzz is dead! Is this true? I choose to believe it. RIP you red short wearing freak. Your pets are finally safe.

10:38 am August, 9 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I see this douche around Vegas all the time…hangin’ a day clubs…stalking hotties…trying to get someone to notice him…drinking for free….
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.Hey! That’s me too!

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Does that make me a douche-by-association?
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.Montalbans

10:42 am August, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

Apparently it is true. He passed out in a sauna in Thailand and had a heart attack. He was 22 years old.

10:43 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Even though I am untrained in the area, I would volunteer to perform a Prince Albert on Prickles the Clown’s cockk. Of course this would be while wearing Kevlar enforced surgical gloves, a welder’s mask and the rusty branch saw hanging in my garage

10:43 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Miko’s family pees in their ancestral koi pond, symbolic of their misfortune to have such a willful daughter. Then they rend their garments and burn the fragrant wood of the family cherry tree to appease the restless ghosts of their ancestors. Miko is lost to them. Gone to the new world, to be the abhorrent spank-fantasy of every 14 year old round-eye. And to in the city of Vegas, a city so vile that even the Haku Jin recognize its excesses, so full of Kuno Hentai and other perversions like Chrisangel-san and Carrottop-san it is. And as Papa-san eyes the katana of his father’s father and wonders if seppuku will be enough to calm the ancestors, Mama-san notices with horror that Miko has also grown chubby eating all of that decadent American food.

10:55 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Hurl, just read it. So steroids really can kill you. I think I will miss his offers of coming at him the most. Here’s mirrin at you, Zyzz.

10:59 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Zyzz was way down in my Douchebag Death Pool behind Donkey Douche, Gator and in a bout of wishfull thinking , Tighty Armani

10:59 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

^Erm, too soon?

11:00 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t know nothin bout nothin… but a 22 year old body builder dies of heart failure while his older bother is in court on steroid charges… This would be about a 3 minute episode of Columbo.

11:01 am August, 9 soy bomb said...

Thoughts and prayers go out to Zyzzsawsezds’sz friends, family and ‘bating circle. Zyzzazawzsx’z brother, “Chestbrah,” must be taking the news extra hard.

11:02 am August, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

Rule No. 1 – NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY.
Roids kill, boys and girls.

11:04 am August, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, The Gator has never looked very animate. I think he is like the center square in bingo. A given.

11:14 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Zyzz finally makes it to the world he has been dreaming of. The lands of endless cocks. Fucking faggot was likely mainling steroids with heroin while a nine year old boy was with him in the sauna.
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Davis Carradine’s

11:14 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^David

11:15 am August, 9 McDouche said...

I had a friend about that age die from the same and did ‘roids. Its russian roulette. But I guess a lot of things are to various degrees

Chestbrah. LOL

11:16 am August, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Also, Zyzz has barely moved the “Top Names” needle over at baby name website nameberry.com so far. But we’ll keep checking

11:24 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@Vin, “Chestbrah” yielded similar results.

11:31 am August, 9 McDouche said...

Not that I wish anyone to die because I dont. He was too young. But that youtube video gives us a very rare peek into how a ‘bag is formed. From little ‘bagling to full on uberbag. He douchemorphed and grew like a ‘bagflower. It may inch us closer to answering an age old mystery of the universe. “What came first the ‘bag or the egg?”
On a side note is that how a ‘bag dreams to go out? In a blaze of ultraviolet rays on his tanning death bed?? Just curious.

11:34 am August, 9 McDouche said...

Kinda like the old viking burial at sea. Maybe thats what “bags do. Send them out in a tanning bed to sea and light it on fire. During the day of course for maximum sun exposure.

11:42 am August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

@McDouche, I’m kinda hoping this is a hoax so he can start his life over (maybe when his brother got arrested it Zyzz hit bottom and realized what a sham lifestyle he was living) so he faked his death with the help of his family. Time will tell though. If he is still alive I highly doubt he could live without all the attention he used to get for that long. If it is for reals hopefully it will serve as a wake up call for his circle of jerk friends on a similar path.

1:25 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lost in the sea of hatred for Prickles, is the fact that the straight-from-central-casting loser friend on the left is wearing a “Cowboys and Aliens” t-shirt! Are you fuccen kidding me? Hey pal, didn’t they have any Smurf shirts in your size? Instant death to loser douche.

1:28 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh, and on the subject of Zyzz, after reading the article, especially this passage, I can’t stop laughing…This can be ported right over to the Onion.
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“The 22-year-old did not compete in bodybuilding competitions but built a strong reputation with tens of thousands of Facebook fans who admired his muscle-flexing and adopted his vision of “getting aesthetic”.

Mr Shavershian, who began bodybuilding after completing his HSC to build strength and attract girls, lived in Eastwood in Sydney’s northern suburbs and was a personal trainer, aspiring model and part-time stripper.

He also sold a whey protein supplement named Protein of the Gods.”

2:50 pm August, 9 Anonymous said...

Was he serving protein supplement in the Thai sauna?
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Too soon?

5:39 pm August, 9 Douche Unto Others said...

Is this guy the son of ‘The Spiker’?
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/02/here-comes-the-spiker-doo-doo-doo-doo/
Or simply had a facelift?
If they are different individuals, perhaps DB1 should start a new sub-category for them… Suburbia is, after all, quite generic!

Terribly sad about Zyzz (if true), I think I need a lie down. I never did like Sydney…

6:02 pm August, 9 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Oh Zyzz, we hardly knew ye…

…not that many of us wanted to…

…but when it’s all said and done, we’re all god’s children….

…until the ‘roids kick in, and we defile the creation…

Me? I’m Jelly as hell… Dude died young, and left a distorted and severely ripped corpse. Lucky him.

6:40 pm August, 9 Barely Chillegal said...

Ode to Zyzz
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Am I mad? No.
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Am I jelly? No.
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Does my neckbeard bring all the boys to the yard? Yes.
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RIP (no homo)

6:59 pm August, 9 Stephanie said...

‘Zyzz’ is dead? What a buffoon. See,drugs do damage,bulking up on roids damages the heart. Isn’t so pretty when you’re sitting in the hot soup in Thailand.

8:55 pm August, 9 Guid is Good said...

Keep this up and Prickles might out-Douche the Joey Porsche Experience.

7:48 am August, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Asian anime villainness hotts
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I wonder if she’s a bounty hunter? it’s rarely a bad idea to keep a bounty hunter or two on retainer. And by retainer I mean…I’m sure y’all figure that out…

9:57 pm August, 11 Sexy Games said...

I highly doubt he could live without all the attention he used to get for that long. If it is for reals hopefully it will serve as a wake up call for his circle of jerk friends on a similar path.

2:15 am August, 18 Jenelle said...

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10:48 am August, 18 bbywysnbo said...

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