Friday, August 26, 2011

Some Mid 1990s Benetton Ad Took a Poo

The United Colors of Overpriced Appletinis.

Props to the subtle finger flick, Zac. Now step away from Penelope before I set your Coldplay MP3s on fire. Her boobs do not deserve the stains of your SoulGlo hair.

# posted by douchebag1
9:49 am August, 26 Douche Deluxe said...

That’s Courtney Kardashian and her douche tard boyfriend.

9:54 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

No it’s not , it’s Zac the Douchebag and Penelope Bleeth. Can’t you read?

10:04 am August, 26 Elwood BluezBag said...

Is that a Member’s Only jacket? Sweet!

10:05 am August, 26 Mr. Spell Checker said...

Kourtney, not Courtney

10:14 am August, 26 The Dude said...

Penelope Titstop can wear my Member Only Package.

10:25 am August, 26 Anonymous said...

Wow, those were her boobies before the additions?!?

10:30 am August, 26 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

That’s that fucktard Patrick Bateman impersonator again.

10:34 am August, 26 schlicht bindenburger said...

i bet this feller is wearing english leather! pokin penelope in her pit stop sure would be neato!

10:35 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

All my white tees have yellow stains in the armpits and the tags cut off, because those fuckers are irritating.

10:42 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

You know , the fine art of wearing a shirt and tie is lost on this generation. However, hanging yer teats out of ill fitting garments NEVER goes out of style, just ask my ex-girlfriend Austin Kincaid
.

10:43 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

10:54 am August, 26 Baron Von Goolo said...

Nice, Vin. Your ex-girlfriend, Austin Kincaid, is way hotter than my ex-girfriend, Ruben Kincaid.

11:05 am August, 26 smackdouche said...

I’d love to see a nice painting of Austin and Ruben. Something with heavenly lighting, maybe by Thomas Kinkade?

11:15 am August, 26 Anonymous said...

They’re so cute!

11:20 am August, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Let’s just say it’s called a grainy 8mm but I have Ruben and Austin bumping uglies in a film directed by Aron Kincaid

11:21 am August, 26 jonezy said...

3 movies I absolutely can not flip past while channel surfing:

Coming to America
Groundhog Day
Top Gun

“the royal penis is clean your Highness” – I get that all the time

11:47 am August, 26 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Metro is the new gay
Two men with their tongues in each others’ mouths aren’t this gay

12:06 pm August, 26 troy tempest said...

that’s definitely the professional bleeth, Kourtney Kardashian. Who the bubbling turd is with her, I have no idea. But he is douche and deserves to be mocked. However, when you’re dealing with the likes of the Kardashians, it’s all smoke and mirrors – pure bullshit of the the most bullshittiest variety. So, one can ONLY have a douchebag in the photo frame, as anything less would be outside the reality TV code. These people are all about staying on code. They are garbage. They are why this civilisation is doomed.

12:13 pm August, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I love the hint of a nipple poke (on her right side). Being the best looking of the Kardouchians is like being the best player on an 0-10 high school football team; who gives a fuc.
.
and Ibid on Troy’s cultural commentary, or in this kase, kultural komentary.

12:36 pm August, 26 Anonymous said...

That’s not anybody named Penelope. It’s Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick, who actually chooses to have the nickname “STD.” I kid you not.

12:49 pm August, 26 Chumanominom said...

Them’s some healthy home cooked sweater hams .. Chuma likes!

2:29 pm August, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Veronica says, “if we get lost driving just look at my breasts…I have a complete map of the US highway system across my chest…”

Thank you varicose veins!

2:33 pm August, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Holy shit farts Anonymous. I am saddened by the fact that you know that much detail about these subhumans. Saddened.

3:32 pm August, 26 Stephanie said...

Those aren’t varicose veins,those usually stick out and are definitely not healthy,those breasts are just blueish,normal like.
Most photos of boobs have make up on them,and most women have blue breast veins. Look carefully,next time,that’s called healthy.

That guy has a creepy look on his face,like he’s pining for his man pal. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

5:10 pm August, 26 Anonymous said...

He’s giving me the Eye of Coitus Too bad he goes by the nickname of STD. Almost as horrific as hooking up with a guy whose friend makes the HIV hand signal over his head in pics that he posts to Facebook. I’ll never understand players. Time for the convent I guess.

10:04 pm August, 26 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’d like to be the front end of a Kardashian “Human Centipede” right after a 2 day bender at Down The Hatch for the $18 (well that’s what it cost last time I was there) Saturday/Sunday Beer & Wing Special.

10:23 pm August, 26 Guid is Good said...

She should make a sex tape. Her jugs seem kinda languid. But that’s OK.

5:19 am August, 27 Hurl Scheibe said...

Judas, Brutus and Cassius await the Kardashian Sisters in the Ninth Circle of Hell.

6:18 am August, 27 Douchetastic Sam said...

Gee Stephanie, that’s funny because my wife is 40 yrs old and has perfect breasts with no hint of varicose, “blue” or highway map.

6:19 am August, 27 Douchetastic Sam said...

Gee Stephanie, that’s funny because my wife is 40 yrs old and has perfect breasts with no hint of “blue”.

1:33 pm August, 27 Stephanie said...

Okay then I’m the ONLY women with small blueish veins on my breasts? Not. I’ve seen a lot of women with them,at the gym.So it’s common…your wife is perfect then! Why don’t you get a boob cake and eat it?

3:19 pm August, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

In my experience drawing many a nude female, the thin-skinned have the most visible blue boob veins, sorta the same phenom as the fellas with the obvious blue veins in the scrotum, although those’ms are prone to becoming varicosities. And if she’s had a kid, the veins get even more obvious.

10:00 pm August, 27 Douche the Right Thing... said...

But soft, what light through yonder blouse breaks?
It is the nip, and Kourtney is the sun.

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