Sunday, August 21, 2011
South America’s “Lil’ Wang” Makes a Music Video!
Good for you, Lil’ Wang!
Creativity is fun!
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Boobies. They still work with the sound off.
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That is all.
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La cucarachas.
May I be the first to commend Lil’ Wangs management team. Their choice for choreographer for the dancing Latinas was top notch.
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Gringos
tacos….im gettin me some tacos!
….YOU CUNTS!
Title of song “El Insuperable”
English:
insurmountable – unsurmountable – invincible – unbeatable
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Really!?!?, oh and by the way Lil’ Wang their is nothing about you that is Negro Music. You can pose and mimic all you want but you’re still a punk ass guero.
The nine-year old boy I taught to longboard last night while getting my grunk on could kick the shit out of that waste of carbon without his lacrosse stick, naked, while eating a KFC Doubledown, scratching anal shingles, and whistling his favorite Selina Gomez song while his granny watched.
LIL WANG FOR UPCOMING GUITARIST OF THE YEAR
Lil’ Wang is the last thing I would call myself if I was a male rapper. Hire a new agent player.
@Schlict, what kind of tacos vato?
Always wondered how the career of the Deliverance banjo player would work out.
Looks like he’s doing OK with the ladies, anyways.
oyster tacos with pear salsa….brah!!!!!!!!!
Si es un Douchebag, yo también, pero él tiene que deshacerse de esa inclinación tapa estúpido.
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Gracias a El Google Translatorio
Mierde, now I’m Jonesing for some tacos al pastor.
And a chickita with pink taco.
now im sufficiently sophonsified… YOU CUNTS!
church time, gotta go pray….YOU CUNTS!
Before I hit my thirties I was quite flexible and performed the trombone portion of “Classical Gas”, on myself.
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Zuzzaphones
That’s how I know I’m a rank amateur–I have to use strings on my guitar. And even then, it makes dumb old “guitar noises” instead of electronic bleeps and boops.
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“Media Offline” seems like an appropriate name for whoever made this crap happen. I’m assuming they’re also somehow involved in Brokencyde’s sick jam, Teach Me How to Scream.
After all those years Bryan Ferry’s finally got a bit of competition. Not stiff competition, mind you.
He looks like the second coming of Pee Wee Herman, if Pee Wee was less cool and worse at dancing. This kid has a pretty deep voice for a 12 year old.
btw, I didn’t “hit my thirties”. They blindsided me with a cheap shot!
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Ketel Won
I’ve got an Emergency and the only cure is more Johnny Walker green? I thought there was only Red and Black. I need to go back to booze school. And at least the paid to jiggles looked above par. This kid is gonna be the next Hielo de Vanilla.
Maria,
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Having recently been slightly educated: There is Johnny Walker Green, Red, Black and Blue. The Blue runs about $200 for 375ml. It’s not worth it. The Green runs about $100 for 750ml, so it’s still overpriced. Buy Red Breast $40-50 750ml–it’s an irish whiskey that is much smoother than the JW.
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Several out here have endorsed the Maker’s Mark is pretty good too.
Oh yeah, don’t forget JW Gold…
Gracias y mierde @Anonymous, I think I’ll stick to Crown and Coke. There is only one color and its free when I drink it at someone else’s house. I like to keep it simple.
It’s all good, but everything else takes a back seat to Nyquil Red.
@Hermit iPhone thumbs, I like chasing four ibprofun with Orange juice. I call it PrOJ.
Today’s Latin-influenced Lyric Adaptation:
I have Chiquita’s banana and I’ve come to say
My banana has to ripen in a certain way
When it’s fleck’d with brown and has a golden hue
My banana tastes the best and is best for you
You can put it in a tossed salad
You can put it in a pie-aye
Any way, if you don’t want to eat it
It’s quite possible to beat it
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Off
Wasn’t gonig to watch until I read the comment “Boobies. They still work without the sound on”. So I try to watch, but after 20 seconds I started skipping around, only to give up a few seconds later.
I propose a new idea for this site. Whenever a video is posted with hot chicks being hot chicks, someone edits the videos to show ONLY the boobage, as well as mute the sound and replace it with…anything else. Then put all the videos in their own section here on the site.
@hermit
I recommend Thorazine, Tang, and Chivas, with some broken up Ambien tabs on top. I call it “Kill the Pain.”
^Aspirin w/codeine x 5, 12 frosty Canadian lagers in one hour, Gas-X, Zantac, dramamine x 3, some doobage and whatever the fuck else you can find.
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Druggists
Li’l Wang is a Brazilian Blowjob, er, mmm, Blowout.
And there isn’t a one of us who wouldn’t volunteer to be the DeTailists to the assistes in the parlore where the chicas get their Brazilian HotWax.
Another thing that helps me sleep when my I get Jimmy Legs, other than chemical products and particlarly when NFL pre-season enrages me again with boredom and I am sick of my Jodie Foster in “Contact” boner knowing full well she is a lipstick lesbian, is sexy chicks in bikinis skateboarding down sunny mountain roads in Biarritz along the Atlantic coast.
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Watching those mamasitas shake their chichis around jump started me into puberty.
And that kid’s so prepubescent you can put golf balls on his pelvis.
*putt*
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gawd…dammit.
I just got back from a weekend in Minnesota. There was no place to stay, so we had to rent a room at a golf resort.
Fucking kill me now.
It’s what happens when douchebags get some money and a mortgage. Next thing you know they’re at the golff resort.
And how are they dressed? Identically.
They are wearing sneakers, white socks, cargo shorts, boring t-shirt or izod shirt, and a baseball cap. Pretty much this outfit, right here:
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/quiksilver-layered-sleeve-t-shirt-cargo-shorts-baseball-cap-little-boys/3210302
Now, this is the outfit for a 6 year old, not an adult.
And they were all dressed the same. Made me ill.
Didja get a fresh can of SPAM? Tour the Hormel calf-processing site?
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Prince lives there too.
I like wearing cargo shorts with Prince in one pocket and SPAM in the rest. Fucking love that SPAM and Prince and cargo shorts. SPAM cut the long way with a hole cut out and an egg fried with it is awesome before golfing in fucking Minnesota.
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Only thing I like better than SPAM is sleep. Don’t get much fucking sleep so I loves me my SPAM.
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SPAM and Mac and Cheese. SPAM Kebobs. Boiled SPAM. SPAM A LAM A DING DONG. SPAM Florentine
SPAM wrapped pickles. Devilled SPAM. Did you notice I didn’t call him Richard. WORD. 😉 LOL.
i et spam char fry cooked up over hot wood coals earlier in the day…. i hope my morning krunk won’t suffer too much bung up!
SPAM sushi and a good Botter of Sake all herp befole cunniringus.
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Lacist. Solly
South America’s Little Wang?
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Meh.
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I’m NORTH America’s Little Wang.
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Wait………
Spam. Damn. I wish’t I had me a slice o’ real Spam and an egg to fry.
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Stoners.
SPAM I MAPS
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Appalling-drome
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TACO CAT
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Better
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This video needs way more ass…
I’m glad Penn and Teller worked out the kinks in this video before they went pro. Then again, in Bullsh!t there’s a lot more nudity. Where did that go?
Mucho douchebaggo co-may mierdoooh!!
This sucks in any language…