Sunday, August 21, 2011

South America’s “Lil’ Wang” Makes a Music Video!

Good for you, Lil’ Wang!

Creativity is fun!

# posted by douchebag1
8:18 am August, 21 Wheezer said...

Boobies. They still work with the sound off.
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That is all.
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La cucarachas.

8:29 am August, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

May I be the first to commend Lil’ Wangs management team. Their choice for choreographer for the dancing Latinas was top notch.
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Gringos

8:29 am August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

tacos….im gettin me some tacos!

8:31 am August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

….YOU CUNTS!

8:38 am August, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Title of song “El Insuperable”
English:
insurmountable – unsurmountable – invincible – unbeatable
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Really!?!?, oh and by the way Lil’ Wang their is nothing about you that is Negro Music. You can pose and mimic all you want but you’re still a punk ass guero.

8:56 am August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The nine-year old boy I taught to longboard last night while getting my grunk on could kick the shit out of that waste of carbon without his lacrosse stick, naked, while eating a KFC Doubledown, scratching anal shingles, and whistling his favorite Selina Gomez song while his granny watched.

9:28 am August, 21 C.G. said...

LIL WANG FOR UPCOMING GUITARIST OF THE YEAR

9:32 am August, 21 Duh said...

Lil’ Wang is the last thing I would call myself if I was a male rapper. Hire a new agent player.

9:34 am August, 21 Duh said...

@Schlict, what kind of tacos vato?

9:53 am August, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Always wondered how the career of the Deliverance banjo player would work out.

Looks like he’s doing OK with the ladies, anyways.

9:55 am August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

oyster tacos with pear salsa….brah!!!!!!!!!

9:57 am August, 21 The Dude said...

Si es un Douchebag, yo también, pero él tiene que deshacerse de esa inclinación tapa estúpido.
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Gracias a El Google Translatorio

10:03 am August, 21 The Dude said...

Mierde, now I’m Jonesing for some tacos al pastor.

10:06 am August, 21 The Dude said...

And a chickita with pink taco.

10:11 am August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

now im sufficiently sophonsified… YOU CUNTS!

10:18 am August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

church time, gotta go pray….YOU CUNTS!

10:26 am August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Before I hit my thirties I was quite flexible and performed the trombone portion of “Classical Gas”, on myself.
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Zuzzaphones

11:04 am August, 21 Mr. White said...

That’s how I know I’m a rank amateur–I have to use strings on my guitar. And even then, it makes dumb old “guitar noises” instead of electronic bleeps and boops.
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“Media Offline” seems like an appropriate name for whoever made this crap happen. I’m assuming they’re also somehow involved in Brokencyde’s sick jam, Teach Me How to Scream.

12:01 pm August, 21 tall guy said...

After all those years Bryan Ferry’s finally got a bit of competition. Not stiff competition, mind you.

1:54 pm August, 21 idfma said...

He looks like the second coming of Pee Wee Herman, if Pee Wee was less cool and worse at dancing. This kid has a pretty deep voice for a 12 year old.

2:19 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

btw, I didn’t “hit my thirties”. They blindsided me with a cheap shot!
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Ketel Won

4:06 pm August, 21 Maria said...

I’ve got an Emergency and the only cure is more Johnny Walker green? I thought there was only Red and Black. I need to go back to booze school. And at least the paid to jiggles looked above par. This kid is gonna be the next Hielo de Vanilla.

5:27 pm August, 21 Anonymous said...

Maria,
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Having recently been slightly educated: There is Johnny Walker Green, Red, Black and Blue. The Blue runs about $200 for 375ml. It’s not worth it. The Green runs about $100 for 750ml, so it’s still overpriced. Buy Red Breast $40-50 750ml–it’s an irish whiskey that is much smoother than the JW.
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Several out here have endorsed the Maker’s Mark is pretty good too.

5:27 pm August, 21 Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, don’t forget JW Gold…

5:47 pm August, 21 Maria said...

Gracias y mierde @Anonymous, I think I’ll stick to Crown and Coke. There is only one color and its free when I drink it at someone else’s house. I like to keep it simple.

6:37 pm August, 21 hermit android thumbs said...

It’s all good, but everything else takes a back seat to Nyquil Red.

6:57 pm August, 21 Maria said...

@Hermit iPhone thumbs, I like chasing four ibprofun with Orange juice. I call it PrOJ.

7:17 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

Today’s Latin-influenced Lyric Adaptation:

I have Chiquita’s banana and I’ve come to say
My banana has to ripen in a certain way
When it’s fleck’d with brown and has a golden hue
My banana tastes the best and is best for you
You can put it in a tossed salad
You can put it in a pie-aye
Any way, if you don’t want to eat it
It’s quite possible to beat it

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Off

7:22 pm August, 21 Steve said...

Wasn’t gonig to watch until I read the comment “Boobies. They still work without the sound on”. So I try to watch, but after 20 seconds I started skipping around, only to give up a few seconds later.

I propose a new idea for this site. Whenever a video is posted with hot chicks being hot chicks, someone edits the videos to show ONLY the boobage, as well as mute the sound and replace it with…anything else. Then put all the videos in their own section here on the site.

7:43 pm August, 21 Mr. White said...

@hermit
I recommend Thorazine, Tang, and Chivas, with some broken up Ambien tabs on top. I call it “Kill the Pain.”

7:52 pm August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Aspirin w/codeine x 5, 12 frosty Canadian lagers in one hour, Gas-X, Zantac, dramamine x 3, some doobage and whatever the fuck else you can find.
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Druggists

8:00 pm August, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

Li’l Wang is a Brazilian Blowjob, er, mmm, Blowout.
And there isn’t a one of us who wouldn’t volunteer to be the DeTailists to the assistes in the parlore where the chicas get their Brazilian HotWax.

8:09 pm August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Another thing that helps me sleep when my I get Jimmy Legs, other than chemical products and particlarly when NFL pre-season enrages me again with boredom and I am sick of my Jodie Foster in “Contact” boner knowing full well she is a lipstick lesbian, is sexy chicks in bikinis skateboarding down sunny mountain roads in Biarritz along the Atlantic coast.
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8:09 pm August, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Watching those mamasitas shake their chichis around jump started me into puberty.

8:10 pm August, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And that kid’s so prepubescent you can put golf balls on his pelvis.

8:11 pm August, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*putt*
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gawd…dammit.

8:21 pm August, 21 troy tempest said...

I just got back from a weekend in Minnesota. There was no place to stay, so we had to rent a room at a golf resort.

Fucking kill me now.

It’s what happens when douchebags get some money and a mortgage. Next thing you know they’re at the golff resort.

And how are they dressed? Identically.

They are wearing sneakers, white socks, cargo shorts, boring t-shirt or izod shirt, and a baseball cap. Pretty much this outfit, right here:
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/quiksilver-layered-sleeve-t-shirt-cargo-shorts-baseball-cap-little-boys/3210302

Now, this is the outfit for a 6 year old, not an adult.

And they were all dressed the same. Made me ill.

8:27 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

Didja get a fresh can of SPAM? Tour the Hormel calf-processing site?
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Prince lives there too.

8:42 pm August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like wearing cargo shorts with Prince in one pocket and SPAM in the rest. Fucking love that SPAM and Prince and cargo shorts. SPAM cut the long way with a hole cut out and an egg fried with it is awesome before golfing in fucking Minnesota.
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Only thing I like better than SPAM is sleep. Don’t get much fucking sleep so I loves me my SPAM.
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SPAM and Mac and Cheese. SPAM Kebobs. Boiled SPAM. SPAM A LAM A DING DONG. SPAM Florentine
SPAM wrapped pickles. Devilled SPAM. Did you notice I didn’t call him Richard. WORD. 😉 LOL.

9:00 pm August, 21 schlicht bindenburger said...

i et spam char fry cooked up over hot wood coals earlier in the day…. i hope my morning krunk won’t suffer too much bung up!

9:18 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

SPAM sushi and a good Botter of Sake all herp befole cunniringus.

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Lacist. Solly

9:19 pm August, 21 DarkSock said...

South America’s Little Wang?
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Meh.
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I’m NORTH America’s Little Wang.
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Wait………

9:20 pm August, 21 DarkSock said...

Spam. Damn. I wish’t I had me a slice o’ real Spam and an egg to fry.
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Stoners.

10:07 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

SPAM I MAPS
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Appalling-drome
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TACO CAT
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Better

11:17 pm August, 21 Carroll B. Merriman said...

I’ll gear this review to 2 types of people: current Zune owners who are considering an upgrade, and people trying to decide between a Zune and an iPod. (There are other players worth considering out there, like the Sony Walkman X, but I hope this gives you enough info to make an informed decision of the Zune vs players other than the iPod line as well.)

5:54 am August, 22 jgonkyoggcc said...

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7:04 am August, 22 G said...

This video needs way more ass…

7:39 am August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m glad Penn and Teller worked out the kinks in this video before they went pro. Then again, in Bullsh!t there’s a lot more nudity. Where did that go?

10:04 pm August, 23 Count DeDouchebags said...

Mucho douchebaggo co-may mierdoooh!!

This sucks in any language…

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