Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Tatt Owl Hoots A Question

Tatt Owl: How many ‘bag signifiers does it take to get to the heart of a Tootsie Hott?

The answer, as we all remember, is three.

Sneery attitude, bad tatts and stupid hats for the societal loss.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy wanted to be an Ornithologist. He quit when he realized the class wasn’t hornythologist.

7:50 am August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

She looks disinterested and by disinterested I mean she might be a good lay.

7:50 am August, 31 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

That is not a hot chick, but he is definitely a douche bag. Son.

7:57 am August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Apropos of nothing, any of you regs familiar with the band “The Bottle Rockets”? if so any suggestions on what album or albums are essential?
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Oh, and Boss other signifiers on said D-Bag, include lower lip fung, silly, probably expensive wife beater, and goofy chains.

8:09 am August, 31 troy tempest said...

Living proof that New Jersey is filled with douchebags:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA
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So, Manville NJ is completely flooded by Irene, and some douchenozzle fuckwits video tape the National Guard driving there to SAVE LIVES, and when the National guard trucks become disabled because the water is even TOO DEEP for their trucks set to full river fording, he says THEY’RE STUPID.

Fuck New Jersey Douchebags. These Ass Clowns get the Troy Tempest Special Douchebag Video of the Year Award.

8:10 am August, 31 troy tempest said...

@ ETD: Never cared for the Bottle Rockets.

8:25 am August, 31 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Jackson Browne’s song “Rosie” tells the sordid tale of unrequited lust for a groupie by a roadie who loses her to a douche-y (drummer).
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.In the song, he ends the evening with his five fingered friend “Rosie” …as in palm.
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.Methinks this was the mental image he had in mind in when he pictured the main characters as he wrote the song in 1979…
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.or maybe it was her mom.
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.Wifebeaters

8:46 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Troy
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Those Guardsman were doing just what they were told to do. If you don’t make it, just don’t drown.

8:47 am August, 31 wonderdouche twin said...

Really a mechanized looking chicken on a chain!
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The tattoo artist should have their license revoked!
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I bet tattoo artist have to just cry laughing, on the inside of course, when a dipshit like this comes in and with a straight face says “yeah bra I want a mech chicken on a chain! it’s my way of saying it isn’t fair that chicken live a horrid life of cruelty and misfortune when god intended them to be free range and live like other birds do, ya here’s my mom’s Public Savings Secured VISA”

8:51 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

she’s DIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTY, i like that! i would also like to slap that bags smirk into next month!

8:52 am August, 31 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

And she is wearing a Douchebag Hat to boot! A rather plain looking chick maneuver I guess…”maybe they will look at the stupid lil Bing Crosby hat and not my Plain Jane looking mug.” UGH

9:00 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu
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The Bottle Rockets are right in my wheelhouse as I love Outlaw Country : listening, writing and performing
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To date their best album is their most recent release, “Lean Forward”. This is probably due to the best studio , producer (Roscoe Ambel)and material they’ve ever had. They fuccen rock but they can hold their own in a quieter setting like a radio broadcast:
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9:43 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ RUSH rules. This is jingle music.

10:12 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

….@ rev…so does the ‘forgotten rebels’!

10:13 am August, 31 Anonymous said...

That is sad…the saddest part being that I used to be friends with this guy years ago. Wow! Chris! What happened?! Go home to your kids.

10:14 am August, 31 Steve L. said...

Tootsie Hott melts in your mouth, not your…

forget it.

10:14 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

…..and Stompin Tom too!

10:16 am August, 31 Wedgie said...

MC Owlio.

10:17 am August, 31 Wedgie said...

With the daughter of Keith Richards. Hopefully time will be kinder to her than it was to Keith. Hint #1: lay off the needle.

10:36 am August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Even young Laura Dern wasn’t (isnt?) very hot, but she sure can pull the young Jimmy Fallon douche.

10:55 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Christ, Jeff Ament looks fucking awful.

11:09 am August, 31 melvil_duchi said...

give a hoot, don’t pollute

12:43 pm August, 31 tall guy said...

One thing: he’s very punchable.

1:07 pm August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin,

Thanks for the info, I’ll have to pick it up. I’ve been listening to their recent live acoustic release and I needs to hear more from this band.

3:12 pm August, 31 Wolfram74 said...

Jeez ! You’d be very hard-pressed to stop yourself hauling off & just dropping that rat

4:08 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

Aw,she’s just sad because of him. (I would be too)
I just don’t know about that hoot owl tattoo with a gold chain bling around it. Is that a metaphor for stupid?

4:35 pm August, 31 Clammy said...

Pokemon tatoos are never a good idea.

9:54 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

Oh for chrissakes, now we got a douchebag with Hooters on his upper arm, indicative of
a) passe tribal tatts
b) wise guy
c) great hornies
d) Chi Omega sorority chick girlfriend

10:01 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

(and if you look at the symbol on his cat under-rim, it in fact is “1 Chi-O ” with the symbols X for Chi and the partial O for Omega (open at the bottom, but minus the serifs).
Advertising your Greek affiliations has come a long way since the 60’s and 70’s (and earlier). That’s a pretty Swiss graphics way of showing your house letters.
PS She must be the Chi-O, Hoo Hoo Hooters!

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