Thursday, August 4, 2011
Thaa Skivv
It’s early.
Your humble narrator is sipping the caffeinated pee from a Keurig k-cup.
And Thaa Skivv is douching it up all over Midwestern Melanie.
Let the Bleething commence. Ya got some hair grease on your shirt there, Midwestern Melanie.
Well sheet, I’mma go back to bed.
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– management
It was probably a big money maker when Wal Mart started selling generic doucheware. You cityfolks cant have everything.
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Pricechoppers
Youth in Asia.
Skin. Nothing says “I am a carrier of disease and a complete waste of your time” like a shirt advertising a strip club.
Aftermarket lummox exhaust.
What sports team has pink jersey? Douchewear indeed.
She deserves everything she gets.
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Except for the penicilin shots paid for by tax payer funded healthcare. I want my f*cking scratch back for your scratchy f*cking, Melanie.
And I think his shirt in the second pic says halitosis and it was a nice touch to put the flames coming off of it.
I still can’t believe the douches are getting barb wire tatts. Pamela Anderson had that back in the dark ages of the mid 90’s. Why don’t you go all out and get the fake cans and make a sextape with a tatted up giant donged rockstar too? And then get Hep C for the fucking trifecta. Damn kids these days have no follow through.
All the cool kids are getting their portraits done by gas station security camera these days.
the gnat nest has a bald spot. mellonee has mumbum!
@Hep C, that’s freaking great. If Herpes jumped off a bridge I suppose you would too.
Fast forward 10 years and each of these two wastes of space will have gained 50 to 75 lbs, she’ll have popped out a couple of his genetically inferior offspring and they’ll both be unemployed, parasites off our entitlement society. On a upbeat note, they’ll both still make the same stupid handjestures.
…. with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma ……
Meth labs in middle America.
Lighten up Francis.
“28”….that’s the number of days it takes Chlamydia to incubate, innit?
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Bacteriophages.
Sick tat, bro!!! You walked in, pointed out one on the flash rack and the guy said it was 300 bucks. So you asked what you could get for 120. I know, because that’s how everyone gets that band you have there.
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Cheap asses.
Keurig? What the fuck is Keurig? Sounds like someone who works for KAOS.
keurig ,also an new VW product
Woah, woah, woah. Looks like we’ve got ourselves a full blown douchebag with a bleethed out bleeth. It’s always the classics that bring a tear to my eye and cheap well vodka to my mouth.
@ Medusa
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Tell him for $120 everyone in the shop will let him leave in one piece. And if he springs for another $40 he can leave wearing his clothes.
Hey, is my hat at least 75% turned around? Only a douchebag would wear it 70% or less…
Thaa Skiv?
Feed him Skittles and send him back to Finland in his skivvies.
I keep sealed shots of vodka in my carousel with my Keurig Paul Newman’s K-Cups.
And packets of cream and Splenda swiped from the Dainty Del’s Diner.