Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thaa Skivv

It’s early.

Your humble narrator is sipping the caffeinated pee from a Keurig k-cup.

And Thaa Skivv is douching it up all over Midwestern Melanie.

Let the Bleething commence. Ya got some hair grease on your shirt there, Midwestern Melanie.

# posted by douchebag1
7:49 am August, 4 douchebag1 said...

Well sheet, I’mma go back to bed.
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– management

8:08 am August, 4 Mandouchian Candidate said...

It was probably a big money maker when Wal Mart started selling generic doucheware. You cityfolks cant have everything.
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Pricechoppers

8:11 am August, 4 Hurl Scheibe said...

Youth in Asia.

8:32 am August, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Skin. Nothing says “I am a carrier of disease and a complete waste of your time” like a shirt advertising a strip club.

8:32 am August, 4 Devil's Advocate said...

Aftermarket lummox exhaust.

8:33 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

What sports team has pink jersey? Douchewear indeed.

8:35 am August, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She deserves everything she gets.
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Except for the penicilin shots paid for by tax payer funded healthcare. I want my f*cking scratch back for your scratchy f*cking, Melanie.

8:35 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

And I think his shirt in the second pic says halitosis and it was a nice touch to put the flames coming off of it.

8:41 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

I still can’t believe the douches are getting barb wire tatts. Pamela Anderson had that back in the dark ages of the mid 90’s. Why don’t you go all out and get the fake cans and make a sextape with a tatted up giant donged rockstar too? And then get Hep C for the fucking trifecta. Damn kids these days have no follow through.

8:48 am August, 4 Hepatitis C said...

All the cool kids are getting their portraits done by gas station security camera these days.

8:50 am August, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

the gnat nest has a bald spot. mellonee has mumbum!

8:53 am August, 4 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

@Hep C, that’s freaking great. If Herpes jumped off a bridge I suppose you would too.

9:19 am August, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Fast forward 10 years and each of these two wastes of space will have gained 50 to 75 lbs, she’ll have popped out a couple of his genetically inferior offspring and they’ll both be unemployed, parasites off our entitlement society. On a upbeat note, they’ll both still make the same stupid handjestures.

9:30 am August, 4 Vin Douchal said...

…. with a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma ……

9:38 am August, 4 stephanie said...

Meth labs in middle America.

10:17 am August, 4 boone doggle said...

Lighten up Francis.

10:25 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

“28”….that’s the number of days it takes Chlamydia to incubate, innit?
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Bacteriophages.

10:26 am August, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

Sick tat, bro!!! You walked in, pointed out one on the flash rack and the guy said it was 300 bucks. So you asked what you could get for 120. I know, because that’s how everyone gets that band you have there.
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Cheap asses.

10:26 am August, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Keurig? What the fuck is Keurig? Sounds like someone who works for KAOS.

10:42 am August, 4 schlicht bindenburger said...

keurig ,also an new VW product

10:45 am August, 4 soy bomb said...

Woah, woah, woah. Looks like we’ve got ourselves a full blown douchebag with a bleethed out bleeth. It’s always the classics that bring a tear to my eye and cheap well vodka to my mouth.

11:50 am August, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Medusa
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Tell him for $120 everyone in the shop will let him leave in one piece. And if he springs for another $40 he can leave wearing his clothes.

11:55 am August, 4 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Hey, is my hat at least 75% turned around? Only a douchebag would wear it 70% or less…

12:02 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Thaa Skiv?
Feed him Skittles and send him back to Finland in his skivvies.

12:05 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I keep sealed shots of vodka in my carousel with my Keurig Paul Newman’s K-Cups.
And packets of cream and Splenda swiped from the Dainty Del’s Diner.

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