Monday, August 22, 2011

The Chernobros Stare At You

Bug Sunglasses and tri-level facial pubes just nadsacked the baby Jesus with a wetnap.

These two nuclear meltdowns of douchebroery are all that is wrong in Bethlehem.

Meanwhile, Cathy bronzes away the inevitable as long as she can.

And society weeps.

Time for Malomars.

# posted by douchebag1
12:09 pm August, 22 Matthew C. Kriner said...

The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

12:13 pm August, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Thanks for the info Matt.

12:15 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Matt, where do you live?

12:20 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

I feel like these S* P# @ M^ s are my fault for bringing up that *food* product in another thread. If you utter that horrible word, do these maggots just show up?

12:22 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Speaking of maggots, what’s with the Pupae in this pic? Are they a seasonal infestation?

12:23 pm August, 22 skrag2112 said...

God! The Sleestak people are among us!

12:24 pm August, 22 Anonymous said...

Douchebag on the right is doing a major league gut suck, how long can he hold it?

Cathy has some serious issues with veins on her upper thighs….eeeeeooowwwwww.

12:39 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

They’re waiting in line for the Autopia at Disneyland. Here’s hoping they sit in the car my boy just spilled a blue syrup icey all over

12:42 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Their eyes look like this under those roadside stand Blueblockers:
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12:45 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Gah

1:06 pm August, 22 schlicht bindenburger said...

libya rebels livin la vida loca! its good to win!

1:21 pm August, 22 Hurl Scheibe said...

A nuclear error. But I have no fear. Cuz London is drowning and I . . . Live by the river.

1:29 pm August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I wanted my hummus and tabouli wrap with a side of falafel ya two oily bo-hunks. And where’s my fuccen mango lassi? Stop findling the goat meat. It is obviosly done and you can slice it for someone else’s gyro later. Chop chop motherfucckers!

1:30 pm August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Little known fact: findling is the middle eastern term for fOndling.
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shepards

1:36 pm August, 22 Colossus of Choads said...

Holy God.
What a pairing.

I believe the gentleman on the right – holding his breath and sucking in his gut – is wearing the Breitling Transdouche 5000.

1:38 pm August, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m still trying to figure out if Bronze Cathy is a MILF either way she’s got nice cans and a taut yogurt receptive pooch belly.
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Kudo’s for the Clash lyrics reference Hurl Scheibe

1:40 pm August, 22 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Cathy’s bikini bottom must be a few sizes too small. It’s cutting off her circulation. That or she’s about to turn into the goddamned Hulk.

1:42 pm August, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Colossus
That’s not a Breitling I’m pretty sure it’s Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.

1:45 pm August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Don’t let the smile fool you. Cathy has licked the salty taint of failure and realizes her best days are behind her. Standing between the Chernobros represents the best last day of her life. Look closer and you will see her tan is a little less tan, her belly is a little less tautsucklegnaw-alicious, the roots of her hair are rooty-er and her bikini area looks as if she has stuffed three Kotex Heavy Day Deluxe pads in it. Laugh bleeth, laugh.

1:46 pm August, 22 a non anon said...

damn….

I’ll never again be able to look at a greek key border.

1:47 pm August, 22 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Rich Corinthian Leather. That’s the setting on Cathy’s tanning bed.

1:49 pm August, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Wrong @Colossus of Choads.
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http://watchshock.com/embed/Casio/G-Shock/Frogman/DW-8201WC-2T/DW-8201WC-2T-watches-12368120820.jpg
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1:51 pm August, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Great minds @Et Tu Douche, great minds.

2:00 pm August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think he is wearing the Rolex Cocksman. Personally, I prefer the Slobmariner.

2:01 pm August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Or the Patek-Phillippe Peen Pirate Turbo Fister

2:02 pm August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Et Tu Douche?
In Philadelphia it’s worth 50 bucks.

2:05 pm August, 22 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I believe a see the faint hint of cameltoe.

2:08 pm August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seriously. Cathy is porn star Bree Olson in a less than perfect pose and lighting. She’s the one that was Martin Sheen when he went nuts this year.
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As follows:
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1747467279

2:09 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Two of Moammar Gaddafi’s sons escaped to Bleethlehem.

2:11 pm August, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DoucheyWallnuts
He probably paid a hundy for it, what an asshole!!!.

2:11 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Too bad they’re disguised as young Moammar Gaddafi’s

2:12 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

^ for them

2:13 pm August, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Actually I was incorrect on my post about the watch. The more i look at it I’m pretty sure it’s a BAG Heuer.

2:15 pm August, 22 tall guy said...

Cathy is rather ghastly. Also, the watch worn by douche on right. I’d like to get it on the scales. I reckon it’d almost be a rare arse 20 pounder.

2:25 pm August, 22 Chumanominom said...

I think she is harboring the lost map to Atlantis between them thighs!

2:30 pm August, 22 schlicht bindenburger said...

the timepiece is an Ralston Turbo Turd Diver 1000!

2:51 pm August, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Maybe it’s a Padouche Philippe @Et Tu Douche?

3:19 pm August, 22 Douchble Helix said...

35 minute flick and no ending. meh. Thanks Dude?

3:20 pm August, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Cathy’s a cougar, but not a milf.

3:24 pm August, 22 Southern Scrotic said...

Can you spell Melanoma?
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Didn’t think so.

3:54 pm August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Et Tu Douche?
http://youtu.be/qzNxrVo8kcQ
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Fast forward to the 2:20 mark.

4:02 pm August, 22 boone doggle said...

That wrist weight looks like the 4 valve cylinder head off his 200cc Vespa.

4:57 pm August, 22 Leon Brothabag said...

These guys have been on the site before. 100% positive about that.

5:54 pm August, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Cathy’s got one of those creeping blue vein skin diseases like they have on Star Trek TNG, The X-Files, or one of those other ’90s sci-fi shows.

6:17 pm August, 22 Guid is Good said...

Cathy is a proud graduate of the Stackhouse Poultry School of Tanning.
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Get some.

6:19 pm August, 22 Guid is Good said...

Douche on the right looks like he is the Entertainment Director of The Shove Boat.

6:41 pm August, 22 Stephanie said...

Whatta these guys wash in olive oil? Yuch!

7:35 pm August, 22 troy tempest said...

douchenozzle on the right has eyebrows ON HIS CHEEKS. Yikes.

8:31 pm August, 22 idfma said...

I think those may be the first sunglasses that I have ever seen, which, in addition to making them look like bugs, they look vaguely surprised. How can sunglasses ever make you look surprised?

10:30 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

no, they look like Pupae.

2:05 am August, 23 Steve L. said...

looking at this pic contaminates me with radiation.

11:15 pm August, 23 Whoop-di-douche said...

Though they dressed in the required white (and black) the Chernobros were still kicked out of the crash crowd at the Kardashian wedding because they brought a blue-bikinied broad.

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