Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Greasepitz Pose with the Amanda Sisters

Crazes Eyes Killah (aka Jared) knows one thing, and one thing only in this short, abbreviated, fist pumping life.

The bigger the pec, the more the vacuous and insipid free verse may be inscribed upon it. Like psuedo-spiritual wisdom peed on a kumquat.

Amanda #2 offers the raucus curves of greyhound race fondle spank poocher firefly slap summer harvest peach chomple chew. And for that, I burn frankincense and mur to honor the purity of her mamms.

# posted by douchebag1
7:08 am August, 17 justadouchalo said...

Needed to consult my urban dictionary for the definition of “mur.” Good one.
Also, Amanda on the left looks nice.

7:09 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! What a thing to behold as I wake up after a night of partying Bruce Hornsby-style. I’m sick of these Aussie stripperbags. Tall Guy might be incensed enough to launch his outrigger for his long-awaited trip to the New World to smoot us.
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And by New World I mean.
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/543954/prolapse_milf_close_up.html

7:19 am August, 17 Hurl Scheibe said...

I found something simliar to Greazpit No. 1 in my underwear after a loud wet fart.

7:34 am August, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

In the Ukraine, the boobs hold you.
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And in Vegas, the boobs walk shirtless in the clubs.

7:48 am August, 17 Lev said...

It’s “myrrh” there, monsieur Justadouchalo. Kids these days don’t have much to say about it though, check our friend Wikipeed’.

7:57 am August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

That Michelle Trachtenberg ( AKA Amanda #2) sure can pull some ChipnDale baggery.

7:59 am August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

I don’t know who’s eyes say “Crazy” more, Jareds or Amanda #2?

8:13 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Wow! What a baudy, fun good time…… like getting a root canal in the back seat of an ’84 Oldsmobile behind a Sante Fe Springs swap meet booth by an illegal alien “dentist” from El Salvador whose only training is in treating goats inflicted with hoof-and-mouth disease … sans-anesthetic… sans-latex gloves … sans-paper towel bib-thingy with the ice cold chain around the back of your neck …….
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Pilonidal Cysts

8:16 am August, 17 I give up said...

MC Poopants is douchier than the douchiest douche. That would be Greasepitz 1, an aspiring c-rapstar. Amanda 2 looks four kinds of crazy. Which is fine, if you can handle it.

8:29 am August, 17 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Amanda #2 looks like she does squat thrusts above fire hydrants just for fun.
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Beef Curtains

8:30 am August, 17 Chumanominom said...

Amanda # 2 would make a fine cock puppet…

8:31 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amanda #1 trumps Amanda #2 in every way.

8:34 am August, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

“MummysBox”? Opedipus Rex much?

8:46 am August, 17 Anonymous said...

Dopey # 1 needs to put his hat back on to cover that deteriorating hair line. CEK cant wait to get out da club and go start his other pec/sleeve/douche tattoo.
Both Amandas are yummy

8:59 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As I always strive to find something positive to say about my fellow man – and douchebags – I will say this about the above photo; If one aspires to the douchebag/bleeth lifestyle, this picture seems to represent the apex. If you are going to do it, do it right.
Top shelf bleeths, ripped abs, GSR, ridiculous tats, greased dome pieces, bling.

9:00 am August, 17 Devil's Advocate said...

Greasepit #1’s expression tells me he just let loose a steaming helping of creamy brown softserve into his pokey underwear. My nephew does the exact same thing. He’s two, by the way.

This completely cancels out Newton’s third law being tattooed on his pec.

9:01 am August, 17 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Getting “Ambition” tattooed right above your groin doesn’t have quite the meaning you think it does, Chief.

9:16 am August, 17 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

The DBs are stale already, but the HCs qualify
the one on the left is truly hot
and the one on the right
she looks dirtier than something even Mike Rowe wouldn’t do
but I would
oh yeah

10:11 am August, 17 Wedgie said...

Good one, Rev. For a moment there I thought Marty Feldman was gonna pop out of her.
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Myrrh.

10:23 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amanda #2 belongs behind a plexiglass display window in Amsterdam, winking at passing sailors.
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Come to think of it, the Greasepitz belong in the next display window over.

11:35 am August, 17 tall guy said...

Oh, good God on a bike! These two again. The definitive answer to the seldom asked question, do farts have lumps in them? Having been known to make the odd poor life choice, I envision myself trying to use some dumb pick-up line on Amanda # 2. Just to see those boobies, mind you.

12:44 pm August, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

The girls came up when they heard ‘spitz on the left say, “I need Amanda Hugginkis.”
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3:30 pm August, 17 Stephanie said...

So,you guys just are paid to stand around and smile?
Mom & Dad must be proud.

7:13 pm August, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

never trust a fart after fitty! these ass pirates are true skidmarks!

7:14 pm August, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

….farticles, YOU CUNTS!

3:27 am August, 18 Steve L. said...

this pic has all the right ingredients for a monthly.
and a broken monitor.

6:36 am August, 18 justadouchalo said...

Lev, actually my urban dictionary sez that “mur” is a slang term for weed, hemp, ganja, chronic, tea, Mary Jane…you know, pot. So I figured it was just the Boss being clever. I could be wrong; it’s happened before.

2:36 pm August, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

Gotta admit. Greasepitz on the left permanently looks like he just took a good shit.

12:19 pm August, 22 "micro niche finder" said...

Tidying Up my flash code http://ow.ly/69GLq?e=599l11

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