Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The Holy Breasteses of Avalon

As the Oracle of Soapy Bathroom Imagination once foretold: Uponst discovery of the Holy Breasteses of Avalon, the Gnomish Asspuckers will gather. And must be fought off with a stone and a slashing of credit rating, or the storm clouds will gather stronger evermore.

Heed the Oracle of Soapy Bathroom Imagination.

For without such warnings, fantasies give way to realities of stupid chin fung and loud, garish techno.

# posted by douchebag1
2:19 pm August, 24 boone doggle said...

Boobs. Oh hey, nice tits too.

2:29 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Talking Fried Eggs say:
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“A D.P. Threesome will soon break out and all of them will take one up the ass”

2:47 pm August, 24 Anonymous said...

If she didn’t have such a look of meh I might be more riled up.

3:17 pm August, 24 Chumanominom said...

Cock Puppets —- UNITE!

3:37 pm August, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Finally….a real woman on this site!
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.Although she’s a Bleeth’d, out, Middle Eastern coke whore who spends more time grinding her teeth than she does eating.
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.But beggars can’t be choosers. And I would gladly choose to motorboat her mamms….provided she shared her various stimulants….and placed them delicately upon her sternum.
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.Libyans

3:39 pm August, 24 The Dude said...

Is there anything other than boobies in this pic?

3:39 pm August, 24 The Dude said...

Wait, I see another f’kn pupa!

3:43 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She looks like she’s trying to return them to the zoo. “Has anybody lost a pair of these? I found them in the park across the street doing that. It seems the spiky-haired one wouldn’t let the littler one do that to him. Poor little guy.”

3:50 pm August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are they partying at a highway rest stop? Nothing says high-class party like a place in view of a large sound barrier and high-tension power wires.

3:55 pm August, 24 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Spring Break in the Golan Heights?

4:04 pm August, 24 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Chicks that wear those big shades are usually hiding eyes that look like maps of west Texas

4:13 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Dude on the left looks like Leonard Nimoy III
Dude on the right looks like every cell phone salesman in the mall

4:13 pm August, 24 The Dude said...

Marriage should be between a douchebag, a pupa and a womun.

4:28 pm August, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Don’t ever say I didn’t give you bastards a damn thing:

4:44 pm August, 24 The Dude said...

thanks, Doc!

5:07 pm August, 24 Ferris said...

Douche on the right has a facial expression like Bernie from the Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman classic, Weekend at Bernie’s. And, of course, the lesser known Weekend at Bernie’s II. Which sucked.

5:08 pm August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think that the one who is many on this site, the one who changes names every day, the one who was Nancy Dreuche and today is That Chick’s Mom has caused some of the regs and semi-regs to stop commenting on this site over the last six months. It has become trollsome and mundane if those are the right words.
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Back to silliness now.

5:09 pm August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ Or maybe it was me.

6:18 pm August, 24 Anonymous said...

@ Rev in my experience tales of old woman’s prolapsed rectums and talking about your kids usually kills a solid buzz so me thinks its your fault.

6:40 pm August, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Rev Chad….I looked up trollsome in the Pictionary. It showed a trollop who’s also a tedious, tendentious troll….so you are right again mon ami.
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.Commenters on this site should have the guts to hide behind a single avatar….and not make me get all confused and such.
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.I’ve got enough on my mind trying to figure out what alcohol mixes well with Maalox and Metamucil.
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.Wilford’s Brimley’s

6:45 pm August, 24 Baron Von Goolo said...

*psst* Chey, meester. Diss woomonn, pretty hawt, yezz? Yezz? Fugg yezz is right, muh fuhrend! She lahk you too, yezz? So for you, I geef fuhrend price. Z’good deal. Fuhrend price. Come, she lahk you. We deal.

7:06 pm August, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

Trollsome and Mundane was a very popular Jewish comedy team who actually performed at colonel Kadafi’s inaugural address in 1979.

7:09 pm August, 24 Anonymous said...

@Hermit, dibs on Mundane.

7:38 pm August, 24 troy tempest said...

she has nice breasticles. she has no brains. these people make my stool looser.

7:39 pm August, 24 troy tempest said...

@SoucheyWalnuts – yeah – no kidding. Looks like the parking lot behind a MacDonalds in Bakersfield.

7:56 pm August, 24 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Dude on the right tried to sell me a course on how to make money on real estate by flipping foreclosed properties. True story.

8:07 pm August, 24 The Dude said...

I dunno, that parking lot has a kinda Tiki ambience. All they need is a lava lamp and a Martin Denny LP.

1:26 am August, 25 schlicht bindenburger said...

i am swimming in a sea of puke! YOU CUNTS!

1:34 am August, 25 schlicht bindenburger said...

………YOU CUNTS! its welly wensday, HUZZAH!!!

1:38 am August, 25 schlicht bindenburger said...

…..ok…its welly thirsday. my fuckt up! YOU CUUUUUNTS!

4:14 am August, 25 tall guy said...

I’m pretty certain she’s not a tranny.

5:33 am August, 25 Douchble Helix said...

So the Dr.’s video was just an ad for some shit? WTF?

5:35 am August, 25 Douchble Helix said...

VD – right on about Nimoy & the cell phone salesman.
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But it’s his birthright. He’s 2nd generation. Papa sold pagers at the same mall.

7:15 am August, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

By the power of Boobiestone, I banish you wretched doooochebaaaags to Mos Eisley, a wretched hive of douchebaggieness.

7:48 am August, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jesus fuccen christ! If you can’t appreciate succulent, shaking ass pear for the shear spectacle of it, then you got a problem. There was an ad for something in there? Isure as fucck wasn’t paying any attention to that. Good god.
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grocers.

3:29 pm August, 25 Stephanie said...

Guy on the right spends needless hours on himself=douchebag.

4:26 pm August, 25 Matt said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

That is all.

1:35 pm August, 27 Stephanie said...

I keep coming back and looking at the talking eggs.

5:11 am August, 31 hotshot bald cop said...

This made me chortle for a long time.

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