Wednesday, August 24, 2011
The Holy Breasteses of Avalon
As the Oracle of Soapy Bathroom Imagination once foretold: Uponst discovery of the Holy Breasteses of Avalon, the Gnomish Asspuckers will gather. And must be fought off with a stone and a slashing of credit rating, or the storm clouds will gather stronger evermore.
Heed the Oracle of Soapy Bathroom Imagination.
For without such warnings, fantasies give way to realities of stupid chin fung and loud, garish techno.
Boobs. Oh hey, nice tits too.
Talking Fried Eggs say:
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“A D.P. Threesome will soon break out and all of them will take one up the ass”
If she didn’t have such a look of meh I might be more riled up.
Cock Puppets —- UNITE!
Finally….a real woman on this site!
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.Although she’s a Bleeth’d, out, Middle Eastern coke whore who spends more time grinding her teeth than she does eating.
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.But beggars can’t be choosers. And I would gladly choose to motorboat her mamms….provided she shared her various stimulants….and placed them delicately upon her sternum.
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.Libyans
Is there anything other than boobies in this pic?
Wait, I see another f’kn pupa!
She looks like she’s trying to return them to the zoo. “Has anybody lost a pair of these? I found them in the park across the street doing that. It seems the spiky-haired one wouldn’t let the littler one do that to him. Poor little guy.”
Are they partying at a highway rest stop? Nothing says high-class party like a place in view of a large sound barrier and high-tension power wires.
Spring Break in the Golan Heights?
Chicks that wear those big shades are usually hiding eyes that look like maps of west Texas
Dude on the left looks like Leonard Nimoy III
Dude on the right looks like every cell phone salesman in the mall
Marriage should be between a douchebag, a pupa and a womun.
Don’t ever say I didn’t give you bastards a damn thing:
thanks, Doc!
Douche on the right has a facial expression like Bernie from the Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman classic, Weekend at Bernie’s. And, of course, the lesser known Weekend at Bernie’s II. Which sucked.
I think that the one who is many on this site, the one who changes names every day, the one who was Nancy Dreuche and today is That Chick’s Mom has caused some of the regs and semi-regs to stop commenting on this site over the last six months. It has become trollsome and mundane if those are the right words.
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Back to silliness now.
^ Or maybe it was me.
@ Rev in my experience tales of old woman’s prolapsed rectums and talking about your kids usually kills a solid buzz so me thinks its your fault.
@Rev Chad….I looked up trollsome in the Pictionary. It showed a trollop who’s also a tedious, tendentious troll….so you are right again mon ami.
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.Commenters on this site should have the guts to hide behind a single avatar….and not make me get all confused and such.
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.I’ve got enough on my mind trying to figure out what alcohol mixes well with Maalox and Metamucil.
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.Wilford’s Brimley’s
*psst* Chey, meester. Diss woomonn, pretty hawt, yezz? Yezz? Fugg yezz is right, muh fuhrend! She lahk you too, yezz? So for you, I geef fuhrend price. Z’good deal. Fuhrend price. Come, she lahk you. We deal.
Trollsome and Mundane was a very popular Jewish comedy team who actually performed at colonel Kadafi’s inaugural address in 1979.
@Hermit, dibs on Mundane.
she has nice breasticles. she has no brains. these people make my stool looser.
@SoucheyWalnuts – yeah – no kidding. Looks like the parking lot behind a MacDonalds in Bakersfield.
Dude on the right tried to sell me a course on how to make money on real estate by flipping foreclosed properties. True story.
I dunno, that parking lot has a kinda Tiki ambience. All they need is a lava lamp and a Martin Denny LP.
i am swimming in a sea of puke! YOU CUNTS!
………YOU CUNTS! its welly wensday, HUZZAH!!!
…..ok…its welly thirsday. my fuckt up! YOU CUUUUUNTS!
I’m pretty certain she’s not a tranny.
So the Dr.’s video was just an ad for some shit? WTF?
VD – right on about Nimoy & the cell phone salesman.
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But it’s his birthright. He’s 2nd generation. Papa sold pagers at the same mall.
By the power of Boobiestone, I banish you wretched doooochebaaaags to Mos Eisley, a wretched hive of douchebaggieness.
Jesus fuccen christ! If you can’t appreciate succulent, shaking ass pear for the shear spectacle of it, then you got a problem. There was an ad for something in there? Isure as fucck wasn’t paying any attention to that. Good god.
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grocers.
Guy on the right spends needless hours on himself=douchebag.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
That is all.
I keep coming back and looking at the talking eggs.
This made me chortle for a long time.