Friday, August 5, 2011
The Time Traveling Blintzes of Persia
Mitch and Roland, the two confused bros in the back, just realized they never should’ve stepped into that alternate reality time machine phone booth that appeared magically at the mall between the Rite Aid and the Orange Julius stand.
Now, wacky hijinks are most definitely ensuing.
Rufus?
White Stalllion?
Lost Lobos parties
Disdains bleached Eraserhead
Both ignore breasties
@ Rev
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Wyld Stallyunz. Now if we could only get Eddie Van Halen…
That waving pinky is in search mode, looking for a butthole to diddle. I think White Stallion is the candidate of choice.
My oh my how lovely are those breesties.
Less sleazy Kim Kardashian sure can pull the pompadour quoffed meatballs.
Albinodouche seems to be female… or more accurately, non-male.
It’s difficult to look like a tough guy when you’re holding a champagne flute in the most dainty way possible.
@soy bomb: u r so rite. As a frequent holder (in the daintiest way possible) of champagne flutes, I can confess to being the least toughest guy on the block.
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I would and could, however, take a mighty tough stance between them there hooters.
I would let Sohaila hold my flute anytime, daintily or not
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And I would gladly nibble on her Persian rug
WHile waiting for the Friday shit, take a look at this SMokeshow from Barstool
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Jena
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I am so excited about this chick I can’t take my finger off of the shift key fast enough
Exciting for you, Vin, but what the hell is wrong with people in that bar? There is not one set of eyes on her glorious curves.
something is afoot at circlejer-K
That Jena is all perky and shit.
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Oglers
@ Dude Mack
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She’s from Texas. Chicks like this fall out of trees all day long there.
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Bodacious
Judging from the lack of oogling eyeballs, I suspect Barstool is the kind of establishment where they acommodate 4 patrons on one barstool. Perhaps it ought to be renamed BAR-STOOL. The number one pick up line there? Of course. Mind if I push in your stool?
That Kim K in the top photo sure has some Golden Globes.
But Jena’s look all sparkly and shit.
I’m like a fuccen bird – I wanna reach out and touch all those shiny Globes of Goodness.
Nice ta-tas on the chick with the animal print bikini. But you sure she isn’t a tranny?
Vin’s link is excellent. If chicks like that fall out of trees all day long in Texas then I need to get myself there.
Prairie Rose.
@Vin,
Which begs the question, who is chasing them up the trees?? But, no, I can’t believe scarlet faced ape-fucker in the yellow hat is so bored of hot chicks that he can’t be arsed to look at another one.
Is that Armando Montelongo?
Holy Mamms, that Orange Julia has one hot bikini top gracing her totally hott bod and gorgeous visage.
HOH worthy.
Too bad the goon squad is so gay icky-douche.
Let’s not let the hott and the comedy relief distract us. Those are 2 total douchebags with signifiers galore. They are Hall ready.
More pics of wannabe Kim Kardashian hott can be found here: http://www.clubzone.com/p25241/las-vegas/nightclub/nikki-beach/diplo-photo-gallery.html
This is on the nikki-beach site, as well:
It’s Hello Kitty & The King Of Sears!!!
http://www.clubzone.com/p25241/las-vegas/nightclub/nikki-beach/diplo-photo-1346086.html
the world is full of cheesedicks. here we witness four in their natural habitat. thanking the good lord in advance for all the ladies in the land with titties like that. huzzah!!!
The dumb guy stand there look.
They watched carefully to see how kids in different cultures used mobile phones and found that its not the same everywhere. Everyone knows that the so-called reality shows are somewhat fake since people know theyre on camera all the time and respond accordingly.