Monday, August 1, 2011

Unfinished Tatt Guy Finishes His Tatt, Grows Chin Fung, Continues to Bleeth Sandy

Remember last year’s Unfinished Tatt Guy, he of douchey suburban ‘tude hitting on one of the purest of collegiate suckle thighs, the gorgeous Sandy?

Well here they are again.

A year later.

Sandy’s imminent destruction at the hands of stupid lighter tricks awaits.

And a nation rightly mourns this HCwDB tragedy, rends its garments in the proper Hebraic tradition, and spits on a clown.

For that is all that can be done to approximate justice after witness this horrific hottiey/douchey cohabit.

That and a period of pensive repose with a package of HoHos and a Mr. pibb

# posted by douchebag1
12:08 pm August, 1 Wedgie said...

Wishing for a tsunami.

12:11 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss
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Does a cease and desist order need to be given here?
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http://www.babeswithdouchebags.com/
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Sick the lawyers on them Boss.

12:14 pm August, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Better call Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer to prosecute that site.

12:19 pm August, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleethery seems to agree with Sandy. She is hotter than ever, though her candle is probably burning from both ends and the middle with the intensity of a blowtorch. I’d eat a deep fried kitten sandwich for the privilege of licking the sand off her taint.
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Tatt guy reminds me of douche-wizard David Copperfield. This alone should be a capital offense.

12:22 pm August, 1 Hurl Scheibe said...

I like this photograph. It’s a graphic image of the dangers of toxic medical waste washing up on the Jersey shores. I hope this spings the EPA into action.

12:24 pm August, 1 Hurl Scheibe said...

UTG’s favorite novel by Charles Dickes is a Tale of One City.

It was the worst of times.

12:35 pm August, 1 Anonymous Tipster said...

Hot Babes With Douchebags huh? Where have I heard that before? I wonder if their site does frolic videos on Sunday or if their site runs efficiently insted of crashinag all the time? Hmmmm…maybe I’ll be able to get into the Hall of Mock over there without having to show my boobs.

12:35 pm August, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

That tribal shit made some tattoo artist’s car payment this month. It also made UTG the laughing stock of the shop after he walked out the door.

12:38 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG drinks his coffee with cream and

12:39 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG finished two years of college.

12:39 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG always gives some amount of effort.

12:40 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG went to kindergarten in the mornings.

12:41 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG always gets a chick half way there.

12:41 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG’s favorite pop duet is Oates.

12:42 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG’s mental problem is that he has AD and is polar.

12:43 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG pays for his art in installments.

12:47 pm August, 1 Ted Brogan said...

It doesn’t look any more finished than in the last pic.

12:50 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can’t believe he’s still with Sandy. The idea of their union is half-cocked.

1:04 pm August, 1 tall guy said...

Your incredulity can be summed up in three words, Rev: LOL! (abbreviated for the sake of abbreviating)
Acronyms.
Chick in stripy bikinis.

1:06 pm August, 1 tall guy said...

Anyone else think unfinished Tatt Guy has a real weakling face? He needs to harden-up!
Cement-slurrytini.
Shaken not stirred.

1:11 pm August, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

UTG wheres Dolce Sunglasses

1:13 pm August, 1 Mandouchian Candidate said...

He does have a weak face; definitely needs to bash it repeatedly against the tusks of a Walrus for a few weeks to man him up a bit.

1:17 pm August, 1 Wedgie said...

Rev Chad is being very generous with that half cockked rating. I think that guy has to reach pretty hard to get all the way up to half. Just sayin’.
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Fractions

1:54 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You would think the general level of Photoshop skills would have resulted in a better picture. A) fix Sandy’s wacky eye 2) make the dude’s leg thicker than Sandy’s c) make Sandy’s legs thinner IV) make dude’s soul patch look more like facial hair and less like a tattoo E) give Sandy a hit of contour to her abs thereby making her more sucklegnawlicisous.

2:42 pm August, 1 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Tribal tatts are so ’90s
At least he got his nipple piercing finished
50 bucks says his tongue is pierced too
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

2:50 pm August, 1 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

I hear Stankhouse is hitting up that site for the yearly, he’s hoping it’ll make him famous.

3:21 pm August, 1 schlicht bindenburger said...

if there was a tax on ink we would not be subject to such redundant tattwanks all the fucking time.

3:28 pm August, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DoucheyWallnuts 1:54
And while they’re at it, fix that frightening bulge where her implant is struggling to break free of the millimeter of skin that’s still clinging to her sternum.

3:49 pm August, 1 Anonymous said...

UTG is done when he’s done.

4:37 pm August, 1 Hurl Scheibe said...

UTG buys his douche clothes at Ed

4:39 pm August, 1 Hurl Scheibe said...

When UTG goes to take a dump, he drops a single.

5:01 pm August, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

All Oedipus needed to do was look at this picture.

5:02 pm August, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Yeesh. It’s like looking at poo dissolving in the toilet.

5:50 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG rides in a Mini Cooper.

5:51 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Utg eats seafood on the half-shell.

5:51 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

UTG camps with a lean-to.

5:57 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts is way to hard on this girl. I’d eat the meatballs out of her diarrhetic flatulence and tickle her tongue with Smarties before I violate her orally at her begging, give her a half reaming in her cute puss and finish her squirtfest with a quick half-cocking of her anus. But only half way to her colon. Most chicks can’t take it past the rectal sphincter. However some have been known to take it in two orifices and love it.
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NB: These chicks are very rare. I breed mine in captivity with no sunlight and minimal amounts of vodka.

6:16 pm August, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

He has less hair on his chest than she has on her inner thigh. Otherwise, she’s too young for the cottage cheese. SInce it’s been a year, she’s a lost cause. Too bad. I’d have let her sleep between the missus and my turgidity in order to cure her of her low self esteem that has seeped into her soul. If after a few weeks of this therapy and a couple of weekends spent in the playpen she wasn’t cured, then off to Rochester with her.

6:54 pm August, 1 DarkSock said...

Unfinished Shat Guy is more like it.

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I would pay her $17 to fart in my eye.

6:57 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ The Right Rev Chad K ^

In hindsight, I should have made it clear that I certainly would still give Sandy the Cincinnati Bowtie. I just wanted to make the point that if someone went to the trouble to use Photoshop they could have at least done a better job. I know 5-year olds who can put abs on a bleeth and shave a few inches of thickness off the legs….

7:24 pm August, 1 Stephanie said...

Beach vomit.

7:36 pm August, 1 army (ret) douche said...

and all along i though chin fung was to be managed carefully, what’s with the unproportional reverse hitler? it even looks lopsided… perhaps he dropped out of chin fung 101 after the first semester

8:01 pm August, 1 Bra's Brother Blah said...

Why does UTG have electrical tape on his chin?

Sandy has wild eyes; approach with caution.

9:15 pm August, 1 idfma said...

DB1, I have 3 computers operating, I can have 5 more up and running on my network in 2-3 days.
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The babe with dbs site needs a ddos smack down, and then a real one. say the word.
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UTG’s chin fung looks like a photoshopped mistake.

9:33 pm August, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Short of this picture being taken by a photographer getting paid to take it for the magazine Douchiest Couple Ever, there is really no reason why any photographer would have taken this picture.
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Unlike UTG I don’t know how to keep it short.

9:34 pm August, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

By the way, this picture is rage inDOUCHING to me.

10:10 pm August, 1 creature said...

she’s lookin’ a tad thick…his chin fung looks like my unflushed bungwad…samurai skidmark!

12:04 am August, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hitler mustache, yeah. But Hitler chin fung? That’s just fucked up, man.
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I wouldn’t be shocked to find out it took song long to finish his tatts because the eye pigment extracted from Jewish babies he uses as the ink is in short supply.

8:33 am August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

UTG’s tatt is still unfin

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