Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Vinny and the French Ticklers

Interesting historical footnote, “Vinny and the French Ticklers” was the first name of 80s supergroup, “Menudo.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:14 am August, 3 idfma said...

Vinne is either gay (which is how he got invited to the vibrator party) or about to make a video he is going to regret for the rest of his life.

11:16 am August, 3 CandySandy said...

Vinnie is a gay, people. The best gay in the biz at that.

11:16 am August, 3 Vin Douchal said...
11:22 am August, 3 CandySandy said...

The gays. They are out there. And they are throwing dildo parties with your women. If you are afraid, then you are a dumbass.

11:25 am August, 3 schlicht bindenburger said...

talk into the mic please!

11:26 am August, 3 Vin Douchal said...

A fey dildo peddler from Jersey
Hustles wares for your Highway of Hershey
He likes four-way action
But pussy’s a distraction
These chicks show his rectum no mercy

11:29 am August, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Vin 11:16
Oh, i was totally thinking of that scene and couldn’t remember what movie it was from, thank you ever so much. I have to say, I am in awe of the collection of pleasure/torture devices I am seeing here. Ladies, please join Mr. White and I at the playpen this evening for some smooth jazz, bourbon and violent, squirting orgasms. Leave Vinny at home.

11:31 am August, 3 CandySandy said...

Pro-Tip of the Week: Date a girl with a bunch of gay dude friends. She will have mad BJ skills. What do think the two of them talk about most of the time? Fashion? White boy pleaaase.

11:33 am August, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Vinny acquired his ability to take all four dildos anally, at the same time, while sharing a cell with Donkeydouche.

11:33 am August, 3 Hurl Scheibe said...

Is a dildo party the new tupperware party for the gays?

11:36 am August, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

yeah, total gaybag. outside of the wonderful world of pornography, the only time 3 women will be goofing around and have their vibrators out with a man in the room is if he is a homosexual.

11:37 am August, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

@Medusa
You had me at smooth jazz, bourbon and violent, squirting orgasms. Say the word and I will leave my fiancée.

11:52 am August, 3 Scumdouche said...

After they get done w/him… they’ll need to reload them squirters!!

12:02 pm August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks Vinnie thinks he’s about to get his teeth flossed in the most exciting way possible for him.
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And Mr. White, if you’re out there, check this out:
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19360_7-questions-you-didnt-know-could-be-answered-with-math.html

12:14 pm August, 3 Typical Douche Guy said...

@Medusa, I too will leave my wife for your PlayPen action. Damnit, I need to learn how to do the registered trademark symbol. Stupid phone.

12:22 pm August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vibrator Party? Sweet Lucifer of all that is profane. The only time I have seen one of those in person was in high school at a party on acid when my friend Lenny the Box found one in the hosts bedroom covered in shit and chase this chick around with it till she broke his nose and killed our psychedelic mood.
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Pornstars

12:30 pm August, 3 DarkSock said...

The Mommie’s space rockets are starting to circle Uranus…

1:02 pm August, 3 Anonymous said...

There’s one more vibrator that’s not seen in the picture.
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We can all guess where it is hiding.
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Two thumbs up!!

1:32 pm August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

“You’re my boy, Blue! You’re my boy”
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“He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that’s neither here nor there.”
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Dan Finnerty is genius!!!

1:36 pm August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Medusa
Can I come to the playpen?? Please!!! I’ll bring my Kenny G records and sit in the corner quietly taking notes. Let me know cause I can bring some extra URC’s for the Bourbon.

1:45 pm August, 3 Anonymous said...

I say it is 3 chicks, and the one unknown holding the toy on the left is Vinny’s boyfriend…..quite the smorgasbord!

2:31 pm August, 3 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Hot chicks, gaybags and sex toys create a confusing morass of morbid curiousity in our oxycodone-soothed frontal cortex….

.Who does what to whom when and why?
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.And what’s in it for any of them?
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.And who gets the lube?
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.I need answers dammit!
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.These things are important.

.Lord Alfred Douglas
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2:31 pm August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If I was sitting in a kitchen with a gaggle of hotts each brandishing a vibrator that they planned on using, I think I’d give the thumbs up as well.
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Of course, I wouldn’t be wearing a tight v-neck tee with a stupid necklace and fwipped up hair.
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And my fantasy assumes the hotts were planning on using the toys on themselves.
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They could use my thumbs too, if they wanted.

2:33 pm August, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And Medusa,
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I’ve got this refrigerated barrel of used Crisco with bits of fried chicken and scone dough in it. Maybe a stray hair here and there.
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Call me.
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Seacucumbers

3:46 pm August, 3 Devil's Advocate said...

Call me crazy, but Blondie in the grey shirt looks to have a hideously deformed right hand, with which she’s going to shove that purple dildo right through Gaybag’s head. What caused all that anger, Blondie?

3:57 pm August, 3 Anonymous Pro-Tipster said...

@Choad 2:31, this is most likely a pic from a sex toy party. They are similar to jewelry parties or for you old ass folk, Tupperware parties. Someone throws one, invites all her gal pals and maybe a gay bestie or two. Everyone checks out the stuff, giggles, takes stupid pictures like the one seen here and then either buys something or just drinks the free booze and eats the fucking toast points with brie. If they use them on eachother after the party the host considers it to be a smashing success. But usually everyone just takes their PleasureMaster3000 Gold Edition home. And after that all the girls and gay dudes know who of their friends is ramming what into where. I hope that helped.

4:36 pm August, 3 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Thanks @Anonymous Pro-Tipster!
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.Gandalf the Grey

7:01 pm August, 3 Guid is Good said...

That Erik Estrada hasn’t aged a bit. Thanks for only running the Before photo.

9:21 pm August, 3 Steve L. said...

if this guy is gay, i’m a homophobe.

9:51 pm August, 3 percy douchetonsils said...

I’m pretty sure this photo was the inspiration for that old Leonard Nimoy song, “The Ballad of Dildo Baggins”.

10:36 pm August, 3 Scroteophobic said...

Is anyone else thinking that blondie on the right is the one to keep an eye on? Spiked vibrators? That guy is going to feel like the loser in Sir Rectumruin’s extreme Medieval jousting events (bring your own mace). If it looks like she has put wire in the spikes so they don’t bend then that evening was probably one he’d remember forever.

12:40 am August, 4 GJ Wentworth said...

Seconds after the photo was taken the faggot eagerly had all the vibrators jammed and shoved into every opening and orifice of his body.

5:45 am August, 4 Rick Derris said...

He looks WAY TOO HAPPY to have a purple fake dong less than one inch away from his mouth.

12:27 pm August, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Vinny’s shirt color tells me he has a real knowledge of the effect French ticklers have on female human orifices.
Or that he’s one big French tickler himself.

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