Wednesday, August 10, 2011
White Guy Willie Laughs at Turning 42
Because when you’re as suave as White Guy Willie, alls you need are a cool buzz, some tasty metamuscil, and you’re fine.
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Say it ain’t so, Michael Madsen. Say it ain’t so.
Damn, man. Where’d you get that photo of me?!
Lookit my greying chest pubes!!!!
Besides, Metamucil and Vodka highballs go down nice first thing in the morning….
Chris Penn lives!
Did Walmart have a sale on MILFy blondes?
Is that Chris Christie’s brother?
Chris Penn pulled an Elvis and is now livin large at an Indian Casino…
I call Notta. To have that little to work with and still pull quality trim (a significantly underused term), all without too many signifiers…I say goinpeace.
it appears this poor feller here is sweating all his rogaine all the way down the front of himself.
There’s nothing funny about turning 42. At least not so far.
Kevin James on the set of his latest movie, Unfunny Dude Plays Earnest Everyday Schmuck, Gets Girl Way Too Hot For Him.
You know that fat white dude from Rascall Flatts? The singer, the one who dresses like a butch lesbian and sings like a girl? I think that’s who this is. It’s the only way one could possibly explain how this buttmunch could pull that quality of hotts.
Old? Whatev ….
Isn’t that the fat dude from Superbad that lost weight?
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No I’m wrong. El Bastardo is correct. Rascal Flatts dude.
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Pardners
And DB1 is correct about the cool buzz and Metamucil. By 46 the Metamucil is the orange in the vodka drink.
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Colonoscopies
Looks like Willie had too much metamuscil, he’ll buy a sports car and have his mid life crisis soon.
Chia Chest’s latest model, the Willie. Ask for it by name. AS SEEN ON TV!!
Rule number one of getting your picture taken when you’re over 35: Lift up your fuccen chin!!!! Takes ten pounds off. Rule 2, in case you’re wondering, keep your eyebrows down. Keeps your forehead smooth. Yeah. My old ass knows all the good tricks. I could keep going but this isn’t Cosmo, for god’s sake.
Douche seems to have a rather odd look on his face for being with a couple of un-bleethy blondes. Is his proctologist following him around giving him a prostate exam wearing Mr. White’s play pen gloves?
this guy is my new hero.
I’ll give him a go-in-peace if he’ll button that shirt up, and comb his hair.
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Otherwise, what’s wrong with us older dudes working on the younger MILFs?
i find my nutsack dangles a lot further since entering my youth of old age! cant wait fer 80! huzzah!!!
…….cant wait, also, for olga to give me my yearly assgreasing and A-hole exam! huzzah!!
Those buttons on his shirt are working overtime.
That Mr. Blonde can sure pull some (non) quality blondes….
This guy has a huge hedge fund or his last name is Rockefeller, cause no way a boring ass bloated slug like this is pulling tail like that without a huge bankroll.
Posing with chicks in a strip joint has about as much cred as posing with two life-size cardboard cutouts.
Unless you own the strip joint…
and have the devil’s dandruff in your pocket.
WTF? Is it “hip” to wear one’s pajama top to the club now?
Paid to pose…..
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Then there’s the girls….
I could get lost for days in that chest hair.
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Holy crap. Its happening.
Looks like a Model Mayhem reunion party. Shizzle!
Nutsack dangle
Are those two chicks really hot tho? I don’t think so. One of them (left) has the facial expression of someone trying to hide the pain of flaring herps and roids, and the other (right) One looks retarded. like for real. retarded. or constipated. or coming down from meth. or all three.
Ab fab my godoly man.
Calilng all cars, calling all cars, we’re ready to make a deal.