Wednesday, August 10, 2011

White Guy Willie Laughs at Turning 42

Because when you’re as suave as White Guy Willie, alls you need are a cool buzz, some tasty metamuscil, and you’re fine.

# posted by douchebag1
11:26 am August, 10 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Say it ain’t so, Michael Madsen. Say it ain’t so.

11:29 am August, 10 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Damn, man. Where’d you get that photo of me?!

Lookit my greying chest pubes!!!!

Besides, Metamucil and Vodka highballs go down nice first thing in the morning….

11:33 am August, 10 Geoffrey said...

Chris Penn lives!

11:35 am August, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Did Walmart have a sale on MILFy blondes?

11:49 am August, 10 Bobbledouche said...

Is that Chris Christie’s brother?

11:49 am August, 10 Anonymous said...

Chris Penn pulled an Elvis and is now livin large at an Indian Casino…

11:55 am August, 10 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

I call Notta. To have that little to work with and still pull quality trim (a significantly underused term), all without too many signifiers…I say goinpeace.

12:09 pm August, 10 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

it appears this poor feller here is sweating all his rogaine all the way down the front of himself.

12:13 pm August, 10 smackdouche said...

There’s nothing funny about turning 42. At least not so far.

12:18 pm August, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kevin James on the set of his latest movie, Unfunny Dude Plays Earnest Everyday Schmuck, Gets Girl Way Too Hot For Him.

12:19 pm August, 10 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

You know that fat white dude from Rascall Flatts? The singer, the one who dresses like a butch lesbian and sings like a girl? I think that’s who this is. It’s the only way one could possibly explain how this buttmunch could pull that quality of hotts.

12:25 pm August, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Old? Whatev ….

12:37 pm August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Isn’t that the fat dude from Superbad that lost weight?
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No I’m wrong. El Bastardo is correct. Rascal Flatts dude.
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Pardners

12:39 pm August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And DB1 is correct about the cool buzz and Metamucil. By 46 the Metamucil is the orange in the vodka drink.
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Colonoscopies

12:47 pm August, 10 Stephanie said...

Looks like Willie had too much metamuscil, he’ll buy a sports car and have his mid life crisis soon.

12:52 pm August, 10 Hurl Scheibe said...

Chia Chest’s latest model, the Willie. Ask for it by name. AS SEEN ON TV!!

12:55 pm August, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Rule number one of getting your picture taken when you’re over 35: Lift up your fuccen chin!!!! Takes ten pounds off. Rule 2, in case you’re wondering, keep your eyebrows down. Keeps your forehead smooth. Yeah. My old ass knows all the good tricks. I could keep going but this isn’t Cosmo, for god’s sake.

1:00 pm August, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche seems to have a rather odd look on his face for being with a couple of un-bleethy blondes. Is his proctologist following him around giving him a prostate exam wearing Mr. White’s play pen gloves?

1:02 pm August, 10 spazzy mcspazzerson said...

this guy is my new hero.

1:06 pm August, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll give him a go-in-peace if he’ll button that shirt up, and comb his hair.
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Otherwise, what’s wrong with us older dudes working on the younger MILFs?

1:21 pm August, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

i find my nutsack dangles a lot further since entering my youth of old age! cant wait fer 80! huzzah!!!

1:28 pm August, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

…….cant wait, also, for olga to give me my yearly assgreasing and A-hole exam! huzzah!!

1:38 pm August, 10 Southern Scrotic said...

Those buttons on his shirt are working overtime.

1:39 pm August, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Mr. Blonde can sure pull some (non) quality blondes….

1:41 pm August, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This guy has a huge hedge fund or his last name is Rockefeller, cause no way a boring ass bloated slug like this is pulling tail like that without a huge bankroll.

2:20 pm August, 10 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

Posing with chicks in a strip joint has about as much cred as posing with two life-size cardboard cutouts.
Unless you own the strip joint…
and have the devil’s dandruff in your pocket.

3:01 pm August, 10 Wheezer said...

WTF? Is it “hip” to wear one’s pajama top to the club now?

3:18 pm August, 10 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Paid to pose…..
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Then there’s the girls….

4:53 pm August, 10 Barely Chillegal said...

I could get lost for days in that chest hair.
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Holy crap. Its happening.

6:41 pm August, 10 Wedgie said...

Looks like a Model Mayhem reunion party. Shizzle!

8:03 pm August, 12 Stephanie said...

Nutsack dangle

8:13 pm August, 13 Knightnshningarmdouche said...

Are those two chicks really hot tho? I don’t think so. One of them (left) has the facial expression of someone trying to hide the pain of flaring herps and roids, and the other (right) One looks retarded. like for real. retarded. or constipated. or coming down from meth. or all three.

10:29 pm August, 17 Tike said...

Ab fab my godoly man.

6:54 am August, 19 Gwenelda said...

Calilng all cars, calling all cars, we’re ready to make a deal.

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