Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wilhelm’s Tie Proves the Spicolli Theorem

No shirt.

No shoes.

Nooooo diiiiiice.

So sayeth the immortal words of Jeff Spicolli to Brad Hamilton at the All American Burger, where Brad worked, like, six months ago.

And so let it be written on the subway walls and tenement halls as a warning to all that goeth into clubs to mack on confused foreign exchange students with no hint of boob reveal and bad tattoos.

Shirtless + Tie = the stupidhead.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

Are her boobs being revealed under the curtains she’s wearing? If I woke up and a creepy ass doll head was staring me in the face belonging to the shoulder of the person in bed with me, I may need to take some serious stock in my recent life decisions. Yikes. Sleep with one eye open fellas. And I guess put on a shirt when you’re at a night club. Unless its NapkinNights, there I hear you get to wear one of those giant lobster bibs.

9:29 am August, 11 Southern Scrotic said...

She’s cute. The tattoo is not.

9:32 am August, 11 ehcuodouche said...

Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

9:37 am August, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else think it’s a little weird that she wanted to get a tatt of Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams?

9:38 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nice tattoo of Wednesday Adams. She’s sending out all kinds of lesbian vibes on multiple frequencies.
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So is he.

9:39 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Doh!
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Damn you HoneyDouche!!!!

9:43 am August, 11 baffomet said...

Did the creature from the black lagoon escape to slip on that curtain of a dress???

Seriously DB1, where is the hot?!?!

9:58 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This guy looks like Pauly Shore, owner of the most kickable face in the history of human civilization.

10:04 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone put a baggy blue dress on a foot. I wonder why?

10:04 am August, 11 Hurl Scheibe said...

Not even Wilhelm’s father’s ultimate set of tools can help here. Of course, the real irony lies in the fact that Wilhelm and his brothers are his father’s ultimate set of tools.

Potheads

10:07 am August, 11 tall guy said...

Perhaps it’s the camera angle, but she’s quite a homely looking girl. He just looks homo.

10:08 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

@Dude Mac, that dress is purple. You know what that means… you’re colorblind and she likes it the bum, which hopefully is undere too somewhere.

10:10 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

*under there

10:15 am August, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I see John Terry is trying out the workout regimen his father prescribe for him (birds, booze, and blow). You’ll only get this if you follow Chelski, the Prem, or world football. Sorry.

10:21 am August, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Water drinking jumpoff. These two got their tatts at the Inland Empire School of Body Art and Piercing ©, an affiliate of University of Phoenix ™ during the free experimental workshop at the Fairplex during a Metal Mullisha show…
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True story

10:30 am August, 11 Douchie Arnaz said...

Not a looker, but you gotta give a lotta love to girls rocking big noses. So sexy.

Pterodactyl douche, on the other hand, needs to kiss a frying pan.

10:31 am August, 11 McWhataDouche said...

Now this girl is pretty banged up in the face. Yet along with my advancing years comes a lower standard and I probably would not kick her out of bed.
This guys one flaw of doucheness is posing for a picture with her. Amature douche for sure.

10:37 am August, 11 McWhataDouche said...

Tall Guy could be right. It might be the angle or lighting. She may be a two face.

http://youtu.be/8Xi9kgnvjQE

10:37 am August, 11 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

What the hell is this shit? Why’s this jackwagon got a tattoo of a rosary necklace on his right shoulder? Did he hit the tattoo artist on the head with an anvil before he got to work? Why’s he pointing at the camera like scoring Sandra Bernhard’s little sister is some kind of achievement? Does the photographer have to wave a stuffed animal over his head to get his subjects to stand still? The shirtless tie is just a sugar floret on top of the stupid cake.

10:48 am August, 11 schlicht bindenburger said...

thats great…thats just fucking great, now we have to relive the 80s, the birth decade of the bag!

10:55 am August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fast Times At Ridgemont high is a great movie. I like it almost as much as I like the Temples of Syrinx, The 2112’s, The Toronto Titans, The Holy Threes, The Masters Of Tom Sawyer, The YYZ’s, The Hemispheres, The Greatest Rock Band In The World Still Not In The Hall Of Fame………………..wait for it………………………………………………………….RUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:59 am August, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Train Mayhem,
Red-haired Juliette Lewis does have the perfect face for rear entry positions of all types. I still say she’s got a kink for Christina Ricci tho, and don’t like the dick.

11:03 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

Sandra Bernhardt’s little sister FTW!

11:10 am August, 11 Wedgie said...

Hey, stop screwing around and get back to discussing copyright law.
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Slackers

11:23 am August, 11 Model Train Mayhem said...

@Wedgie, lawyer talk gives you wood huh? Matlock is probably on right now.

11:33 am August, 11 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

I can’t muster a decent mock. He’s douchy, but she’s not so hot, so it kinda evens out.
That’s all I got.

11:35 am August, 11 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

She kinda looks like Quagmire

11:38 am August, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev,
I like it almost as much as Bytor & the Snow Dog

12:45 pm August, 11 DarkSock said...

No Shit, No Sherlock, No Cervix.

12:59 pm August, 11 Mr. White said...

The Christina Ricci tatt would just spur me on to more (and more prolonged) degrading acts of love making. I loves me some Christina Ricci.

1:06 pm August, 11 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Dildo Hammersmith.

1:24 pm August, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bunny Hamilton Crescent. What!

1:32 pm August, 11 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

His Excellency August Wellington Rapekit the Third. Esquire.

10:10 pm August, 11 Mr. Biggs said...

I gotta give props to a guy who lets tattoo artists use his towel as scratch paper.

10:11 pm August, 11 Mr. Biggs said...

That’s torso not towel. WTF autocorrect?

11:47 pm August, 11 Guid is Good said...

Phoebe Cates – the chick who broke the pause buttons on VCRs through the mid 80s. They don’t make ’em like that any more.
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Pause buttons that is.

7:28 am August, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If you’re going to wear a tie but not a shirt, the tie needs to be around your head.
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Or much more tightly around your neck. Girl-next-door Belinda could help that…

7:53 pm August, 12 Stephanie said...

I feel sorry for her for about 2 seconds,poor choices in clothing and boyfriend. The tattoo was a mistake,it’s rather too large for such an arm,wear a shirt with sleeves,and get back to the fryer behind the counter.

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