Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Andy’s Glasses Mildly Amuse Katie

When the Polo logo has migrated from the chest area to down by the six pound watch, then you know we’re dealing with a new breed of Frat Douche entirely.

Katie is insecure because she’s big boned, but her zaftig strength only gives her the Semitic superpowers that would cause me to bitch slap a caftan chief with a dead marmot just for the chance to soup strain her talcum powder.

Katie is college hoth without knowing it hott (HWKIH). And for that, there is a peanut for Ganesh.

# posted by douchebag1
6:54 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

She’s a college Hoth? So she’s frigid?
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I’d crawl up and knock out her power generator.
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So why didn’t the Empire just drop the fuccen AT-AT walkers on TOP of the damned rebel base and just stomp on their shit?

6:55 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

Andy, give Katie back her Magnifying Bra now, please.

6:55 am September, 7 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

What’s wid all da big glasses?
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.When did this scrotal signifier take hold?
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.WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT???!!???
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.Thanks for ruining my morning DB1..
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. Your humble Choad

7:00 am September, 7 Hot Waitress said...

Guy in the back for best “I just jizzed” face. Also I’m almost tempted to give guy on the right a pass. On account of his penis. Maybe I should call in sick from mocking dbags today.

7:02 am September, 7 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…and Katie may not be an A-lister….but she’ll do just fine at 2 am with a pair of beer googles the size of Asshole Andy’s, thank you.
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….and the old Choadster (who’s been around Katie’s block a few times), thinks she’s probably one of those: “No…I said NO! Don’t….DON’T I said…don’t…..STOP…don’t…stop….don’t stop, dontstop…dontstop….” sorts.
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.Priapics

7:03 am September, 7 Hot Waitress said...

Wait, I got it. Those are his queer goggles. When he puts them on she looks like Chet from his swim team. So you know, then he can finally get it up.

7:06 am September, 7 Douche Wayne said...

@ Darksock
1) If memory serves there was talk of an “energy shield’ around the base which was what confirmed the Rebel presence to the Empire;
2) The ion cannon.

And might I add, “Good. Our first catch of the day.” He was clearly referring to Katie’s positive chlamydia test. That was as unexpected as her freshman 15.

7:13 am September, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Will someone please falcon punch this French shower and put him out of his misery.

7:25 am September, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kudo’s to chick in the background getting ready to give a wet willie to Stoney McGee. He looks like he tried to go toe to toe with the right honorable Rev Chad and got schooled in the fine art of getting schmoked.
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Youngins’

7:26 am September, 7 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Hot Waitress – I suspect “I just jizzed face” is actually Chet from the swim team trying to launch a few ropes at Andy’s Asshole.

7:36 am September, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

I see you there Katie with your snug, form fitting dress that reveals your all natural glorious figure. Brandeis was a good choice and we’ve all made mistakes in our college years so don’t let your miscalculation of hanging polo logo Andy get you down.

7:44 am September, 7 Hot Waitress said...

@Hurl, way to go the distance Chet. Really though, the only swimming guy in the back does is when he fills up a kiddie pool with Coors and then drinks himself out.
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Rudy the Red Nosed Alcoholic

7:53 am September, 7 douchebag1 said...

Hoth, it is. My subconscious has edited in a “Noooo!! Noooo!!” to my memories of the past.
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– management

7:53 am September, 7 Scrotation Marks said...

when a chicks bracelet gets caught that high up on her arm it means her shelf life is short before she turns into a bloated pig.

8:05 am September, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I don’t think Katie is cold as Hoth. I’m willing to find out, tho.

8:39 am September, 7 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

My girlfriend and I won a couple pairs of novelty glasses exactly like those playing ski ball at a bowling alley. We amused ourselves for maybe ten minutes then we put them away. I don’t think the style’s gonna catch on, Andy.

8:52 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

Well played, Douche Wayne. THAT is why they had to blow the fuggin’ generator, which looked like an old set of weights to me.
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Womp-Rats..

8:55 am September, 7 Guid is Good said...

Katie looks robust. She’d probably do most of the work.

9:02 am September, 7 jonezy said...

I’d split open her belly and crawl all up in that shit. I don’t even care what it smells like.
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mmmmmm- that didn’t come out right. Is there a delete button on this thing?

9:16 am September, 7 Blinded by the Shite said...

Little Known Fact: those are normal-sized glasses.

9:38 am September, 7 schlicht bindenburger said...

wanker, plain and simple….wearing pink glasses…yup!

11:06 am September, 7 FlipFriddle said...

@DarkSock: Empire tactics are always a mystery, like why they never bothered to clone a stormtrooper that knew how to shoot.

Looks like Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to a Spencer’s and got ass-hat glasses all over himself. He is as clumsy as he is stupid.

Damn, I’m a SW geek…

Oh, and Get Some, son.

11:23 am September, 7 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Background guy: Oh man if I brought my glasses I’ld be getting laid.
Friends: By that douche maybe.

11:59 am September, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

This girl, when naked would like slightly reminiscent of about 185 pounds of mashed potatoes, if there were 2 jellybeans somewhere 2/3 up, and a Groucho Marx mustache about 1/3 up. Whattapile.

6:30 pm September, 7 Steve L. said...

Katie isn’t insecure enough.

4:10 am September, 8 Tanath said...

I like the guy behind Andy (let it go) who looks like he’s about to throw up…I don’t know, maybe he doesn’t like that person sticking their finger in his ear…

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