Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Brothabag Jesus Is Not in the Military

Brothabag Jesus’s facial pubes do, however, have a tendency to emit dishonorable discharges.

Tall Jenny likes long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, and mild forms of leather-based masochism.

# posted by douchebag1
11:27 am September, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Spanish Harlem baggery

11:29 am September, 28 Me said...

When you’re trying to act tough, its best not to pair camo and plaid Chinos together. But more importantly how do we put an end to sculpted facial hair once and for all?

11:30 am September, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

And by Brothabag Jesus, Db1 means Brothabag Heysus

11:31 am September, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

Brothabag Jesus could use a splash of Eau de Roundup to deal with the unsightly foilage on his face.

11:37 am September, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

69th Audigier Division – Tranny-dater Brigade

11:55 am September, 28 creature said...

‘She’s a man, baby!’

12:02 pm September, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nothing says tough like a well manicured beard.

12:06 pm September, 28 Me said...

“She’s” got some serious deltoids.

12:29 pm September, 28 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Brotha Bag HeyZeuss looks like all 4 members of Color Me Badd jizzed in a cup and dumped it and En Vogue scrambled ovary omelette. Mr T would be the midwife. Humanity would be the victim.
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Fools

12:30 pm September, 28 Mandouchian Candidate said...

something no lady ever wants to hear: Nice Dick, Ma’am.

12:39 pm September, 28 McCrude said...

Notta brother. Unless you mean the Brooks Brothers shorts. And let’s face it, who hasn’t had trouble deciding between Brooks Brothers and Army Surplus? Why not both! My bag-o-meter tells me this is a Bollywood bag.
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The bag-o-meter also claims thats a hover hand over her Amazonian Arse.

12:45 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She got the Clap.

12:52 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

P Diddlywink

12:52 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Puff n Stuff Daddy

12:53 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Chicken Combs

1:07 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ice Pee

1:07 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

LL Fool J

1:08 pm September, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poop Dog

1:11 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Dr Dreck

1:12 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Shitty By Nature

1:15 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Jizz Markie
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1:17 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Fudgepac Shakur

1:21 pm September, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

Toolio

1:41 pm September, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The tranny jokes are starting to wear a bit thin as of late. I think we can all do much, much better. I;m not saying the chicks and bleeth are off limits. But hitting every one with the “She’s a dude” shows a lack of effort. Come on now fellow hatterz, bring your top quality mock!

1:47 pm September, 28 creature said...

ahhh, Scrotato…ya like a lil’ sausage in yer souffle?
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…nice run Vin D, but, the Red Sox fall has been epic to watch
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….jus hattin’y’all

2:13 pm September, 28 Vin Douchal said...

@ Creature
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No one has pulled out more pubes watching this collossal bust of a team than me. John Lackey has caused my 5 year old to learn every swear in the book too early in life.
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However, I have made the old lady watch every agonizing game (especially the 9-1 drubbing at the hand of the Yankees on national TV last Saturday) to make her earn her stripes. She came on board as a fan in 2004 making her a certified “Pink Hat” .
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Maybe now she’ll know why he’s called Bucky Fucking Dent or why Aaron Boone is the wart on a boil on the ass of a shit eating fly residing in a horse’s ass pucker.
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My name is Vin Douchal and I endorse this message

2:47 pm September, 28 Me said...

@Vin Douchal, what’s so agonizing about having to watch baseball, or listen to endless recounts of Star Trek episodes, or watching action movies, or licking balls, or watching someone play video games? Is that like some sort of test men do? If so then I have spent my life being tested, after awhile you just build up a tolerance and then you ace every exam. ;)

3:47 pm September, 28 soy bomb said...

@Me, what are you saying? You broads don’t enjoy nuzzling up to some nutsack?
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The more you know…

4:17 pm September, 28 Me said...

@soy bomb, I’m just saying they take some getting used to. But once you get over it. They’re not that bad. Plus my gay bestie just told me about a way I can deep throat the entire shaft and then lick the balls at the same time. Crazy right? Well, I’ll let you know how it works out.

4:19 pm September, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Following the recent decision of the U.S. military, the Homoslavian Army enacted an overturn of their “Shhhh. We need every swinging dick we can get our hands on” policy. Here we see “Bugger” E. Buggerit making an impassioned plea to a potential recruit about how much fun they have “behind the lines” firing their “large bore cannons” into the enemy’s rear when you’re a part of the artillery. Either that or he wants a vasectomy. I’m not sure which it is.

7:53 pm September, 28 Stephanie said...

I didn’t know homosexuals liked camo. He doesn’t dare touch her butt or back…

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