Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Caption This Pic
When Ted decided to start up his own business, “Shirtless Bros With Overdeveloped Trapezius Muscles Promoting Clubs By Carrying Around Bikini Hotts,” the bank loan officer was, at first, quite skeptical.
EDIT: Props to readers Miss Scarlette and Leon Brothabag for correctly tagging this hott as Bikini Clara from Bikini Clara and Moped Mike.
What is this thing?
The grand opening of the new shirtless bar, “Gut Check”.
It has boobies, throw it back!
This don’t feel like dumbells. Groo.
Then, to the dismay of the patrons, they turned Marsha upside down and started playing “musical holes”.
We picks things up and put them down.
After the Groo brothers realized that silicone was pound-for-pound heavier than iron, their workouts really took off.
Who knew that handling bimbos was the best fist lubricant?
Four things you won’t find at Planet Fitness. Guaranteed!
I don’t like holding these girls,but I have to get a job to pay for my guy habit.
This is a wishbone? GRrrrrrrrrruugH!!!!!!!!!!
Pass the Purel. I got cooties. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKCCCCuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr.
How hard we got to shake her before it’s ready?
Does she come in vanilla?
The boys specialized in blues numbers, because they liked blowing on their Whore-Monica.
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sorry…
It’s Air-Tight Night at the No-Holes Bar(‘d)
Rock, paper, scissors for last turn.
“This is way better than dwarf- tossing!”
This woman has been on here before but last time she was wearing a pink bikini. This is the first sign of.having a problem right. Recognizing these people from earlier pictures?
The winner of the “least likely to be able to touch his ear to his shoulder” contest won the coveted “tramp of omaha” trophy
She was with Moped Mike. Oh dear Jimmeny Crickets in heaven, this is getting to be regoddamndiculous.
Cindy learned the phrase “hanging out in bars” took on a whole new meaning at the Mandate Singles Club…but for some reason, felt safer than ever.
I think this is their first payment to the bank. I’m guessin’ that they figured she’d be good for a few thousand.
Does anyone master Photoshop so as to completely remove all evidence of douches and present her on a white fur rug? Stat??
Grateful in Advance,
FDD
Three dudes catch one chick; One chick catches 3 STD’s.
Ronny, Ted, and Benny, the newest owners of the gay bar “The Cocck Closet” are shown posing for posterity’s sake while getting rid of the last glory hole doily from the previous owners.
@ Miss Scarlette —
Yes it’s Bikini Clara. First appeared July 6 w/Moped Mike, and was in a HoH vote on July 19.
I’d hit it.
“Two more reps, bro. You are lookin’ huge. Now let’s do some negatives. Mmmph.”
Ted: “Jeeze Groo, these Real Dolls are getting more Real every day”.
Groo: “yes you — uhmm, they are Ted, yes they are”
“Quick, take the fuccen picture. I can’t hold this bitch much longer!”
the Mamba Llama in the middle there is gonna get a real razzing from the other fellas at the “Swingin-Dicks” man bar if he shows up smelling of boobie and chick-cheddar.
Boobs.
Hot on Poo
Three men and a boobie.
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O.K. Five boobs.
These guys look very gay. Very.
The Color Purple 2011, now with more gay!
Moob, moob, boob boob,
moob moob, moob moob!
Shortly after this was snapped, she looked up into his eyes and said “Honey – I’m pregnant!” At which point he dropped her, fracturing her elbow.
The Camera man shouted “You got three holes – USE ‘EM!”
Biff Buff and Barry are pleased with their purchase of a sculptor by John DeAndrea.
“Maybe if we hold a girl up in the photo, they won’t know we’re gay”.
Nice theory, but trust me, they know.
“The pumpkin pie filling always tastes sweeter when sucked through a vacuum tube.”
Fucking Clara. Her right tympanic nerve causes her to hear lower than normal frequencies. Freaky cowpig.
Oh, Jesus………..
Must be Ladies Nite with half price drinks at the Shiny Heiny Rump Wrangler Discotheque in Houston, and Bikini Clara knows that she can let her exhibitionist side flower tastefully without any ‘guy’ there actually trying to sneak a grope on her……or maybe she derives some subconcious comfort from being surrounded by Y Chromosome people while actually getting the feeling that she’s really just hanging out with the girls………
The fag-o-meter just pegged all the way to the right with that pic, OMG…………
Meh… Typical girl going out to a gay bar bullshit. Dick, Peter and Jimmy are taking thier union mandated 15 min break from the glory hole to mingle with the crowd and do a palate cleansing shot Listerine. Clara is in no immediate danger from this trio later on there’ll more fudge packing going on with these 3 than in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. But girls who like to go to gay nightclubs and bars to get away from “guys” or some other self-effacing nonsense = auto Bleeth!
Ugh FML! I can’t type to properly mock this morning. …do a palate cleansing shot of Listerine. …there’ll be more fudge packing going…
Remember fellow bag hunters you can’t mock properly without proper grammar.
The entire 2003 Ball Sate University cheeleading team reunited !
“cheerleading”
Dude with the pointy head and sloping shoulders could be used a Jart in a pinch. Pretty handy, that, since the you can’t buy Jarts new anymore if you lost one of your originals.
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Who doesn’t enjoy a rousing game of “Incoming!” There are only two rules. 1) Don’t get hit by a Jart that’s been lobbed straight up in the air. 2) If someone does get hit, deny everything.
I love the quote from this site: http://www.uncletomstoys.com/jarts-death-from-above.html
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“They were fun when played correctly and even more fun when you didn’t.”
How is it that no comments thus far have been directed to the uber-hottness in the foreground?
Sure, maybe medically enhanced, and slightly bleethy, but I for one am immune to the homoerotica in the background whilst captivated by the tawny, bronzed, happy-fun, shaply, tasty, smooth, lithe and gleeful slilcone sucklethigh side boobage that is Clara.
Toss an Axe product up in the air and Ms. Clara will be unceremoniously dumped to the floor.
IT HAS NO PENIS, WHAT DO I DO?????????????
winner of the rock em sock em robots always gets the girl….or is it rock em sock em d’bags?
After princess Kitana lost her match in Mortal Kombat, Sub-Zero uppercut her off a bridge, and she was impaled by three spikes.