Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Caption This Pic

When Ted decided to start up his own business, “Shirtless Bros With Overdeveloped Trapezius Muscles Promoting Clubs By Carrying Around Bikini Hotts,” the bank loan officer was, at first, quite skeptical.

EDIT: Props to readers Miss Scarlette and Leon Brothabag for correctly tagging this hott as Bikini Clara from Bikini Clara and Moped Mike.

# posted by douchebag1
1:30 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What is this thing?

1:31 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

The grand opening of the new shirtless bar, “Gut Check”.

1:31 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It has boobies, throw it back!

1:32 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This don’t feel like dumbells. Groo.

1:32 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

Then, to the dismay of the patrons, they turned Marsha upside down and started playing “musical holes”.

1:32 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We picks things up and put them down.

1:33 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

After the Groo brothers realized that silicone was pound-for-pound heavier than iron, their workouts really took off.

1:34 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

Who knew that handling bimbos was the best fist lubricant?

1:34 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Four things you won’t find at Planet Fitness. Guaranteed!

1:34 pm September, 21 Stephanie said...

I don’t like holding these girls,but I have to get a job to pay for my guy habit.

1:35 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is a wishbone? GRrrrrrrrrruugH!!!!!!!!!!

1:36 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pass the Purel. I got cooties. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKCCCCuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr.

1:37 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How hard we got to shake her before it’s ready?

1:38 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Does she come in vanilla?

1:38 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

The boys specialized in blues numbers, because they liked blowing on their Whore-Monica.
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sorry…

1:39 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

It’s Air-Tight Night at the No-Holes Bar(‘d)

1:46 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rock, paper, scissors for last turn.

1:47 pm September, 21 DarkSock said...

“This is way better than dwarf- tossing!”

1:51 pm September, 21 Miss Scarlette said...

This woman has been on here before but last time she was wearing a pink bikini. This is the first sign of.having a problem right. Recognizing these people from earlier pictures?

1:58 pm September, 21 jonezy said...

The winner of the “least likely to be able to touch his ear to his shoulder” contest won the coveted “tramp of omaha” trophy

2:00 pm September, 21 Miss Scarlette said...

She was with Moped Mike. Oh dear Jimmeny Crickets in heaven, this is getting to be regoddamndiculous.

2:03 pm September, 21 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Cindy learned the phrase “hanging out in bars” took on a whole new meaning at the Mandate Singles Club…but for some reason, felt safer than ever.

2:05 pm September, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think this is their first payment to the bank. I’m guessin’ that they figured she’d be good for a few thousand.

2:08 pm September, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Does anyone master Photoshop so as to completely remove all evidence of douches and present her on a white fur rug? Stat??
Grateful in Advance,
FDD

2:12 pm September, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Three dudes catch one chick; One chick catches 3 STD’s.

2:12 pm September, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ronny, Ted, and Benny, the newest owners of the gay bar “The Cocck Closet” are shown posing for posterity’s sake while getting rid of the last glory hole doily from the previous owners.

2:23 pm September, 21 Leon Brothabag said...

@ Miss Scarlette —

Yes it’s Bikini Clara. First appeared July 6 w/Moped Mike, and was in a HoH vote on July 19.

I’d hit it.

2:36 pm September, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Two more reps, bro. You are lookin’ huge. Now let’s do some negatives. Mmmph.”

2:39 pm September, 21 Barron von Douchehoven said...

Ted: “Jeeze Groo, these Real Dolls are getting more Real every day”.
Groo: “yes you — uhmm, they are Ted, yes they are”

2:40 pm September, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Quick, take the fuccen picture. I can’t hold this bitch much longer!”

2:45 pm September, 21 Barron von Douchehoven said...

the Mamba Llama in the middle there is gonna get a real razzing from the other fellas at the “Swingin-Dicks” man bar if he shows up smelling of boobie and chick-cheddar.

2:53 pm September, 21 Findertweet said...

Boobs.

3:01 pm September, 21 Ohio FJ said...

Hot on Poo

3:13 pm September, 21 hermit android thumbs said...

Three men and a boobie.
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O.K. Five boobs.

3:23 pm September, 21 tall guy said...

These guys look very gay. Very.

3:25 pm September, 21 soy bomb said...

The Color Purple 2011, now with more gay!

3:28 pm September, 21 The Dude said...

Moob, moob, boob boob,
moob moob, moob moob!

4:22 pm September, 21 troy tempest said...

Shortly after this was snapped, she looked up into his eyes and said “Honey – I’m pregnant!” At which point he dropped her, fracturing her elbow.

4:23 pm September, 21 troy tempest said...

The Camera man shouted “You got three holes – USE ‘EM!”

4:26 pm September, 21 troy tempest said...

Biff Buff and Barry are pleased with their purchase of a sculptor by John DeAndrea.

4:53 pm September, 21 Wedgie said...

“Maybe if we hold a girl up in the photo, they won’t know we’re gay”.
Nice theory, but trust me, they know.

5:11 pm September, 21 hermit android thumbs said...

“The pumpkin pie filling always tastes sweeter when sucked through a vacuum tube.”

7:06 pm September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking Clara. Her right tympanic nerve causes her to hear lower than normal frequencies. Freaky cowpig.

8:26 pm September, 21 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, Jesus………..
Must be Ladies Nite with half price drinks at the Shiny Heiny Rump Wrangler Discotheque in Houston, and Bikini Clara knows that she can let her exhibitionist side flower tastefully without any ‘guy’ there actually trying to sneak a grope on her……or maybe she derives some subconcious comfort from being surrounded by Y Chromosome people while actually getting the feeling that she’s really just hanging out with the girls………
The fag-o-meter just pegged all the way to the right with that pic, OMG…………

3:05 am September, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meh… Typical girl going out to a gay bar bullshit. Dick, Peter and Jimmy are taking thier union mandated 15 min break from the glory hole to mingle with the crowd and do a palate cleansing shot Listerine. Clara is in no immediate danger from this trio later on there’ll more fudge packing going on with these 3 than in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. But girls who like to go to gay nightclubs and bars to get away from “guys” or some other self-effacing nonsense = auto Bleeth!

3:12 am September, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ugh FML! I can’t type to properly mock this morning. …do a palate cleansing shot of Listerine. …there’ll be more fudge packing going…

Remember fellow bag hunters you can’t mock properly without proper grammar.

4:40 am September, 22 Douche France said...

The entire 2003 Ball Sate University cheeleading team reunited !

4:41 am September, 22 Douche France said...

“cheerleading”

6:38 am September, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dude with the pointy head and sloping shoulders could be used a Jart in a pinch. Pretty handy, that, since the you can’t buy Jarts new anymore if you lost one of your originals.
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Who doesn’t enjoy a rousing game of “Incoming!” There are only two rules. 1) Don’t get hit by a Jart that’s been lobbed straight up in the air. 2) If someone does get hit, deny everything.

6:43 am September, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I love the quote from this site: http://www.uncletomstoys.com/jarts-death-from-above.html
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“They were fun when played correctly and even more fun when you didn’t.”

9:54 am September, 22 Redneckbag said...

How is it that no comments thus far have been directed to the uber-hottness in the foreground?
Sure, maybe medically enhanced, and slightly bleethy, but I for one am immune to the homoerotica in the background whilst captivated by the tawny, bronzed, happy-fun, shaply, tasty, smooth, lithe and gleeful slilcone sucklethigh side boobage that is Clara.

12:05 pm September, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Toss an Axe product up in the air and Ms. Clara will be unceremoniously dumped to the floor.

12:15 pm September, 22 MAN LOVE said...

IT HAS NO PENIS, WHAT DO I DO?????????????

1:06 pm September, 22 memphis godfather said...

winner of the rock em sock em robots always gets the girl….or is it rock em sock em d’bags?

10:55 pm September, 22 Bag Margera said...

After princess Kitana lost her match in Mortal Kombat, Sub-Zero uppercut her off a bridge, and she was impaled by three spikes.

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