Saturday, September 17, 2011

Comment of the Week: The Dude

The Dude riffs poetic on the base impulses of the human race in The Porny Smell of Poo, Sweat and Tears thread and wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week:

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Sometimes when I’m in a book store and find an interesting book, I want to take a dump, because it’s the one place where no one will bother me and I can read for awhile.

Sometimes when I see nice big’n’soft boobies, I want to take a nap, on them.

And sometimes when I see a used rag of a human, I grieve for our species.
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# posted by douchebag1
12:35 pm September, 17 Stephanie said...

What’s confusing is that these half naked showboats are standing around with clothed people who appear to be normal.Like that fine looking black dude. What gives? I thought these idiots somehow pack themselves together with more idiots. Sardines.

12:46 pm September, 17 BenchWarmer said...

Good call on the brotha Steph. I wonder if he likes The Roots. Anyway, is this another PTA meeting? A book club perhaps? Definite wall to wall MENSA material right there. And if right chick doesn’t get into the Hall of Hott before sundown I will update you all with the goings on at Richard Greico’s Facebook page. Spoiler alert: he has not aged well. Pleasant surpriser alert: He can spell.

1:00 pm September, 17 tall guy said...

I’m beginning to dislike Lancelot Boy on right. His face becomes more punch worthy with each new picture.

1:02 pm September, 17 idfma said...

I second Bench’s HOH nomination. She is awesome.

1:03 pm September, 17 idfma said...

May I also nomiate tribal Lancelot boy for HOS.

1:09 pm September, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Which comes first? The pec or the tat.
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Philosopher Kings

1:33 pm September, 17 Douchble Helix said...

They find the hotts. Yowza!

1:44 pm September, 17 soy bomb said...

It’s called “smiling,” try it sometime you prick. Might make you less of a douche. But probably not.
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Hatters.

3:00 pm September, 17 creature said...

the dude abides

3:04 pm September, 17 douche nozzle said...

Looks like these fine ladies made a huge mistake and got booked at a doucebag convention…

3:11 pm September, 17 Douchie Arnaz said...

“Lancelot Boy stands 5’8″, with the hair 5’9″”

(With apologies to Fletch F. Fletch, shepherd.)

3:46 pm September, 17 Steve L. said...

the Lancelots are the Smoot of our generation.

8:47 pm September, 17 BenchWarmer said...

Well, right hott is not in the HOH so I must commence with reporting my findings.
Day 2: Greico has not accepted my offer of cyber friendship. Then again I have not extended it. But still, a man with a track record of turning Yasmines to Bleeths, should be able to sense my presence. And so I wait. And while I wait I read his updates about loving the fact college football is back and how he thinks that we should help out our country first before we go over extending ourselves with foreign aid missions to other countries. I suddenly find myself agreeing with him. I then schedule an appointment for a belly button piercing and an asshole bleaching for next week.

6:07 am September, 18 Douche of Hazard said...

BW
Anal bleaching is the key to Greico cyberfriendship. Keep up the good work.

7:06 am September, 18 Hurl Scheibe said...

Lancelot Boy on the left is smiling because Lancelot Boy on the right accepted his invitation to receive a Cleveland Steamer.

Right Hott for the HOH. RAWR!!

11:15 am September, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If a man is injected with steroids yet nobody sees it, and gets tatted, and nobody sees it, is he a douchebag?
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Platos

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