Friday, September 30, 2011

Costa Wins at the Game of Life

Good on you, Costa.

Your style may be eccentric, a variant on “Castaway Tom Hanks” and mid-career Cheech, but your joy at briefly fondling the Holy Hott Chomp Suckle seen in Hot Mom Sarina earns you a nottadouche and a goinpeace.

Fare thee well, hirsute stranger.

Fare thee well.

# posted by douchebag1
10:00 am September, 30 SHEILA said...

FIRST

10:07 am September, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

Gentlemen, we have sideboob.

10:08 am September, 30 Fatness said...

He looks more like mid-career Chong, but who the fuck is looking at him anyway.
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mmmmmmmommy

10:37 am September, 30 Anthony LaBaglia said...

That’s what Michael Jackson looks like now.

10:40 am September, 30 Southern Scrotic said...

Michael Jackson would never gotten that close to a real woman.

10:55 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a mid-career Nik Richie Karamian

10:57 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

She looks like a mid-career Adrienne Curry ( and that’s fine by me)

10:58 am September, 30 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I don’t know what she is wearing under that shirt but I like it.

11:01 am September, 30 Hurl Scheibe said...

Far more appealing than sawed basketball fake boobs. Good for Chong/Jerry Garcia with Marty Feldman eyes.

11:10 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck me. I’ve loved that guy since I was a kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85xpFFxd9Y

11:13 am September, 30 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

Costa looks to be about 5 foot 3. He’s awesome, though. Good on you, Costa.

11:13 am September, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The Cuban Assassin!

Ah, Stampede Wrestling memories.

Ah, Sarina’s mammaries!

11:23 am September, 30 Wedgie said...

Where’s the fuccen haiku?

11:23 am September, 30 justadouchalo said...

Sheryl Crow scores with lead guitarist from midget Grateful Dead tribute band Dwarf Star.

11:24 am September, 30 Wedgie said...

Oh, there it is. Dumb shit Wedgie. Look first, speak later, assholius.

11:25 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Looks like Marty Allen combed his hair and got chin-fucked by a tar mop.

11:30 am September, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think I saw this guy last week having a heated debate with himself while pushing a shopping cart full of empty cans.

11:37 am September, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmm!!!!!!! slight side b( . )( . )b reveal.

11:37 am September, 30 Hermit said...

I would gladly allow the numerous lice, bedbugs, fleas, field mice and other assorted vermin living in Costa’s beard to move permanently into my underwear drawer for a brief exploratory trip under Hot Mom Sabrina’s wife-beater.

11:43 am September, 30 Hermit said...

AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!
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I thought pirate day was last week.
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Blackbeards

11:48 am September, 30 tall guy said...

At last, a holy hott of a certain age who isn’t the skankola from hell.
Agree with the good on you, Costa call as well.
Saturday morning.
Turkish coffee.

11:55 am September, 30 Dirty South said...

That hott is Annalise Braakensiek — some of the finest cooch to ever come out of Australia…..

12:11 pm September, 30 tall guy said...

There are finer who, thus far, have not felt the need to, erm, come out…

12:14 pm September, 30 tall guy said...

…but you could fry an egg on Costa’s forehead.
Kirribilli meeting this morning.
Heaps of hott newcomers!

12:22 pm September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Costa, you lucky fuccen bastard. You may have one of these and other potential personal hygiene issues but your taste in wimmin is impeccable.

12:24 pm September, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

Costa makes me think good things happen to regular guys.
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I did have to look up hirsute.

12:27 pm September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr.Bunsen
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Funny shit.
Gonna get the kids with that one while we are reviewing Pear.

12:30 pm September, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

Costa was afflicted with a rare condition where, rather than achieving an erection, his facial hair would undergo uncontrollable growth.

2:07 pm September, 30 Stephanie said...

Well I know where he hides his pot.

2:15 pm September, 30 Stephanie said...

He’s like a lawn ornament.

2:20 pm September, 30 Wedgie said...

Looks like the guy who directed all those fuccen Lord of the Toilet Rings movies.

4:14 pm September, 30 schlicht bindenburger said...

well that’s it….i’m starting my beard right this second! I wonder if i smoothed on some hair growth goo it will bring on the broads that much faster? HUZZAH, YOU CUNTS!!!!

4:17 pm September, 30 Bob said...

Costa has his own gardening T.V. show here in Aus.

http://www.sbs.com.au/shows/costa

He’s a good bloke and definitely not a douche, nice sideboob though.

7:38 pm September, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nothing unusual about Costa in my neighborhood…round here we just call him Taliban. :|

8:25 pm September, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That much facial hair is a sign of a big fuccen self-esteem issue no matter how personable he may seem.
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Also, there is something incredibly erotic about the Cougar in spite of her overly shiny face.
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Props to the Rev on the Marty Allen call; for you young fuccers…
http://vegas-to-you.com/TheNorm/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/marty-allen1.jpg

11:27 pm September, 30 Steve L. said...

if he was cast instead of Tom Hanks in Castaway…

well, i don’t want to think about it, really.

9:06 am October, 1 creature said...

she has one great titty!

1:21 pm October, 1 Greasy Ass said...

Sideboob makes me drool. The caveman looks deranged which for him is a compliment.

1:27 pm October, 1 creature said...

Costas looks like he escaped middle earth

7:03 pm October, 2 MissM said...

Isn’t that MILF Annalise Crak’n’sack from Sydney?

7:04 pm October, 2 MissM said...

http://www.annalise.com.au/lingerie/

3:55 pm October, 3 Barron Von Douchehoven said...

Looks like Gepetto finally ditched the wood boy for a Real Girl™

5:37 pm October, 3 Bret Easton Douchis said...

To quote the immortal Duckman;
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DWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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That beard bends the space/time/boobies continuum….

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