Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Don’t Trust Assclowns in Stupidhats

Rosalinda and Manny both had a vision. They both love the Jesus.

# posted by douchebag1
7:20 am September, 13 Hurl Scheibe said...

Please enjoy some Brazilian Brahma Beer.

Served with a side of pear.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

7:22 am September, 13 Wedgie said...

So, here’s my question. How does he get her to believe it’s “just a cold sore” while wearing the hat?

7:39 am September, 13 Whatevs said...

Is this one of those logic puzzles? Like if I told you to accept the fact that “Everyone lies.” as a truth. But then that would mean I was lying about everyone lying. Hmmm…I think I may be giving this ass in the hat too much credit.
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P.S. Manny, it looks like your tatt says “homo”. The first person you shouldnt have trusted is your tattoo artist.

7:55 am September, 13 Whatevs said...

And whats the nerdy chick from 90210 doing with this guy? Andrea, I would expect this from Donna and Brenda but not you.

8:10 am September, 13 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Oh Manny…when you make love to me, I love it when our sunglasses bump, and I get to gaze at your purple-painted arms that say things I don’t understand…but then I think: should I trust him? And then I think, sure, Rosy, he’s so cool and deep…or is it he’s so hot…and in so deep…oh, I don’t know….I get confused by all…because you said you loved me, and, and you acted like for like, almost a whole hour…and ohhhhh those Jager shots were strong….really strong….and I love it….but hold on….really….really…be careful won’t you?….ohhhh…ohhhh…this isn’t a good time….oh my goooood…..WHAT DID YOU DO? yOU PULLED OUT DIDN’T YOU?. You said you would….Oh Manny, Oh Manny….Where you going? Okay, I’ll wait….Wow, wait til the other checkout girls hear about this.

8:22 am September, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is such a played out look I actually feel sorry for these two pieces of excrement. This is the look they decided is cool? He of the waxed eyebrows, under-lip fung and stoopid tatts and she of the fake blue contacts, bling and flank tatt are worthy of both mock and sympathy. They are lost in a sea of their own stupidity and should be sterilized. If they want to go for a “what was” look, why not go with a pastel Izod shirt with a popped collar and madras shorts, or a black, black blazer with thin lapels and a thin black tie over a white dress shirt.
Tools.

8:31 am September, 13 Oprah said...

The first person Manny needs to trust is himself. If you can’t trust yourself, you’ll never be able to trust anyone else. Thanks for reading this. I’d give you all a brand new car but Gail says I need to stop binge gifting. Gail holds the puss strings so I must abide.

8:39 am September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

So,… don’t give him your car keys at the valet podium?

8:40 am September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

So,…. don’t expect him to leave any change in your cup holder when he vacuums your car ?

8:41 am September, 13 Vin Douchal said...

So,.. cock punch him then tell him “she ain’t home” if he knocks on the door asking for your daughter?

9:08 am September, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If only Rosalinda’s dad hadn’t left home when she was 3, leaving her with that continuous need for an abusive male in her life.

9:49 am September, 13 Just askin' said...

Did everyone hear about Manny Ramirez? Is anyone shocked?

9:50 am September, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mas Puto!!!!!!

10:24 am September, 13 Clueless Guy said...

Can someone please explain The Game to me again??? I want to bang chicks like this guy does.

10:35 am September, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is being the greeter at a Vegas Wal Mart Mario van Peeble’s new job? Seems like he’s getting into it a little bit too much.

10:56 am September, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m going to strangle her with that rosary. I’m getting tired of saying it. As for him, he is correct. He shouldn’t trust anyone. Because obviously no one told him he looks like a total dicksprain.

11:57 am September, 13 Stephanie said...

Don’t trust anyone- Manny’s making your pizza and putting his spit and who knows what else,on the top.

12:53 pm September, 13 I love you guys said...

@Stephanie, I’m never eating pizza again. And I’m Italian!!!

1:19 pm September, 13 C.G. said...

they will live long, unhealthy lives making one another very miserable. and they will have many ugly children that will put them in an elderly care facility in a different state. *smile*

5:25 pm September, 13 Guid is Good said...

Somewhere there is a bonobo wondering where his lips went.

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8:43 pm September, 13 creature said...

Rossalinda got her jewelry from a gumball machine…Manny got his STD’s from a TJ he/she
‘…you got a date with Jesus, baby!’

3:10 pm September, 14 douchebagel said...

a wiseman once told me “never trust a fart in public”. i now get it

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