Friday, September 9, 2011

Dragon’s Hair

D.J.s. with stupid hair.

Still out there.

Still willing to play The Black Eyed Peas at your next wedding or Bar Mitzvah to pay the bills in a tough economy.

But at least Kelly and Shelley’s feet and calves are being kept warm and snuggy with the corpses of dead aliens.

Yip yip yip yip yip.

# posted by douchebag1
9:38 am September, 9 DarkSock said...

I wonder if the carpets match the throw rugs…

9:39 am September, 9 DarkSock said...

I consider those to be ear warmers.

9:40 am September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Meh-na, Meh-na.
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Any you old fucckers get that in reference to the corpses of dead aliens and the picture.
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Animals

9:56 am September, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Granny would love this guy. His mouth is a pin cushion , she’d could drape her little footie nylons over his mohawk to dry after soaking them in her bathroom sink

10:18 am September, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

Here in Detroit we have a techno festival every May and it is prime viewing for HCwDB collaborations. I saw quite a bit of this kind of thing this year, lots of girl basically just in their underwear with fuzzy boots up the knee. More often than not parading about with some douche like that. MDMA is a hell of a drug. Maybe it’s because I’m past 30 and this kind of thing doesn’t really make sense to me but I still prefer bourbon and librarian hotts to shitty chemical drugs and the trollops who ingest them.

10:30 am September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Uh Boss, not to be an asshole or anything (I know, too late. But hey, I was told to go with my strengths.), but this douche is a photographer. An “artiste” if you will. “Cause you know it’s really hard and shit to have everything atuo-set on any of today’s digital SLR cameras so you just point and shoot. Hell, a bartender probably gave it to him and said “Get some pictures ya schmuck!”
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Oh, and thanks for two of my favorite things. No, not soft furry kittens and warm fuzzy mittens. I meant one of the world’s best video games and yet another reminder of just how stupid my students are. I do LOVE the martians though.

10:32 am September, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow, way to close a tag dickface. Let’s try the video game one again here.

10:41 am September, 9 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I like the muscle tone on Blondie’s arms and the bubbly wholesomeness of her ass. That is all.

10:42 am September, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

They wear those boots to soak up the excess jizz that drips down their legs post gang bangs.

11:11 am September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In anticipation of a 9/11 themed FTAL, I just have a point about the victims. They were all innocent and blind-sided by the disaster. Some were there every day. Some had never been there before. They are all now blessed heroes in the fight against terrorism. And I hate Muslims mostly beacause of that event.
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Well I know one dude that died in the north tower who was visiting Cantor Fitzgerald who was a total dick. Patrick Bateman would have been embarrassed of this dead prick. He was a fucktard who flunked out of college, married a chubby cute girl that I had previously banged and immediately rose from a bank teller to VP and Director of a Canadian bank. All unearned as per last weeks Friday rant because her Dad knew people. He fucked around on her all the time and now every year I have to listen to the multi-millionaire chick talk about how wonderful and accomplished he was. She is the Canadian 9/11 celebrity wife and revels in it. I hate this type of maudlin shit when it is all crap and martyrous lies.
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God bless the rest of them. And I don’t agree with all of Anne Coulter’s bullshit. That’s all. And I got my Merican flag out for the weekend.
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Sons of Anarchy

11:14 am September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^martyrous?

11:21 am September, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kelly, in the middle, is all sorts of snugly, keeps you warm in the middle of the winter, kind of hott.

11:21 am September, 9 Vin Douchal said...

“Excess Jizz” is a great band name

11:35 am September, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin
Thanks for the Bottle Rockets suggetsion of “Lean Forward” good stuff!!!!

11:51 am September, 9 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu
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Cool. Glad you appreciate it. If you like that you’d probably like Chris Knight‘s first cd. Best tunes being “Hammer Going Down” and “It Ain’t Easy Being Me “. He’s one of the most underappreciated tunesmiths out there even though dozens of his songs have been covered.
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Also, early Whiskeytown before Ryan Adams became a cunt and Wilco or The Jayhawks are interchangeable if you’re looking for awesome.
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@ Mr White- I’m seeing the Jayhawks at the Troubadour in Hollywood Oct 4th.

12:14 pm September, 9 The Dude said...

If you put a gun to my head, and said I had to choose between wearing that mohawk and wearing Kelly’s boots — well, I have a speedo that goes perfectly with Kelly’s boots.
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Actually no, just shoot me.

12:16 pm September, 9 The Dude said...

Maybe his mohawk strands are stiff enough to use for shish kabobs. Then we could stick his head in a fire pit.

12:26 pm September, 9 Wedgie said...

His name must be Finnegan. Yet another shart sighting in lovely San Diego.

12:42 pm September, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He isn’t a DJ. At least not in that pic. He’s the still photographer on the set of Sapphic Love #37: Alien vs. Human

12:45 pm September, 9 tall guy said...

@ Kroeger you done banged plenty’o’chicks, mate. You reckon it’s too late for an old bloke like me to do the same?

1:49 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^No!

2:38 pm September, 9 Wise Gal said...

This douche is a photographer for Model Mayhem!
I love it when jokes come full circle.Hey ladies, when he asks you to put a clam shell overyour cha cha. Do it. This cat is totally legit.
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Idiots

3:29 pm September, 9 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t care who you are, a Sesame Street reference = autodouche.

4:05 pm September, 9 Stephanie said...

I’m thinking if I put his finger into a socket I can get his head bobbing around,and that hair could very likely take the paint off of my car so I could bring it down to the base metal and then start repainting again,but with primer,several layers,then the top coat and then seal it with clear coat. Yes, he might be useful.

4:16 pm September, 9 Wise Gal said...

God damn you Stephanie! You’re like the coolest chick alive!

8:59 am September, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m actually off to DJ a wedding here myself. This one will involve Fleetwood Mac, Journey, Marvin Gaye, Van Morrison, Al Green, Aerosmith, Otis Redding, and a shit-ton of Rolling Stones.
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Five hours of kick-ass wedding ceremony music, here we come! Wish me luck.

9:47 am September, 10 Douchble Helix said...

That’s quite a guest list.
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Namedropper.

2:46 pm September, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

When you talked about keeping warm and snuggly with the corpses of dead aliens, my mind went right to Tauntaun. Tells you how my childhood was spent…

12:18 am September, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

Frankly, I think these Bag and Bleeths played with woolly caterpillars AKA woolly worms way too much when they were tykes. But hey, who didn’t?

5:43 pm September, 11 soy bomb said...

Medusa, I’m right there with ya. “…and I thought they smelled bad…on the outside!”

8:04 am September, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry but Sesame Street references = autoAWESOME!

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