Friday, September 30, 2011

Friday Haiku

Those of you aroused
Will be crushed to realize
This is my peen’s tip…

It is rare indeed
When meat curtains meet curtains
Smiles all around

– saulgoode42



Shrink wrapped ground ass chuck
Begs “Poke a hole with your thumb”
Like child at market.

– johnny applesack

gentle smiling butt
supple under smiling sheets
waiting for my peen.

– Troy Tempest

Fenny’s butt-cover
Does not fool a connoisseur
One-of-a-kind ass

– Wedgie

Hidden behind sheet
Round supple buttocks fart
In timid repose.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Smiley faces; you’d smile too
If you were there
Up against that Pear

– Chris in ‘Baghdad

a hint of ass pear
wizard behind the curtain
enough here to fap?

– Douche Springsteen

You may be turned on
But will become nauseous;
This is a front view

– DoucheyWallnuts

R.E.M. gave us
“happy, shiney people”. She
gives I.O.B. cramp.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Smiley faced curtain
my cock would tear right through you
into glorious pear

– Mandouchian Candidate

During the drug raid,
The D.E.A agent asks,
“Where’d you hide the crack?”

– hermit

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:01 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Where is the Hott here?
And where the hell’s the douchebag!?
Tough picture this week.

7:02 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Maybe duck lips turned?
Or Ass Pear about to squat?
Sheet hold mysteries.

7:03 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

^ holdS mysteries

7:05 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Could be Hott’s right arm
Meets Bag’s steroidal left arm?
Good Move to cover!

7:06 am September, 30 Troy Tempest said...

gentle smiling butt
supple under smiling sheets
waiting for my peen.

7:07 am September, 30 Wedgie said...

Fenny’s butt-cover
Does not fool a connoisseur
One-of-a-kind ass

7:10 am September, 30 Wedgie said...

Darksock’s penis-tip
Photographed with special lens
Actual size? Not.

7:12 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hidden behind sheet
Round supple buttocks fart
In timid repose.

7:12 am September, 30 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Smiley faces, you’d smile too
If you were there
Up against that Pear

7:14 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Firm young thing taunts us
She will get her’s in the end
Anal razorcock.

7:15 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me of my
First consensual through the
Underoos hot poon.

7:17 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shower curtain fails
To hide the identity.
It’s AssPear LaPlante.

7:18 am September, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

a hint of ass pear
wizard behind the curtain
enough here to fap?

7:18 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anyone with scissors
In your purse. Scissors for what’s
Behind Curtain Two.

7:20 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where is the weirdest
Place you’ve made whoopie? In the
butt Bob. Curtain butt.

7:22 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That sheet rides WAY up!
One of those yellow smileys
Will be turned to brown.

7:22 am September, 30 saulgoode42 said...

I, for one, commend
Today’s haiku selection
Man, that’s a nice ass

7:22 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I know exactly
What is behind smiley face
Number Sixty. Cunt.

7:23 am September, 30 Douche Wayne said...

If that’s what your peen’s
tip looks like, you need to see
a doctor, post-haste.

7:25 am September, 30 saulgoode42 said...

It is rare indeed
When meat curtains meet curtains
Smiles all around

7:27 am September, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That don’t make me mast
Urbate. I am gonna stop
At number eight. SON.

7:29 am September, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Artsy-fartsy shot
Does little to deter us
From making wise cracks

7:34 am September, 30 Douche Wayne said...

“Pay no attention
to the ass pear behind the
curtain!” said the Wiz.

7:36 am September, 30 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Pear inhales deeply
while pursuing water sports
turns frowns upside-down

7:42 am September, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Didn’t realize
this shower was occupied;
Checked with my penis.

7:49 am September, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You may be turned on
But will become nauseous;
This is a front view

7:58 am September, 30 Pearistotle said...

My work is done here
Said the butt behind the smiles
It’s in your hands now

7:58 am September, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

It’s that “Magic Eye”
stare at it for long enough
you’ll see 3-D ass

7:59 am September, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Seriously, it took me about 5 minutes to figure out what the hell that was. I haven’t had coffee yet.

8:01 am September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bending over for
the soap has never produced
so many smiles yet.

8:02 am September, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ha Ha Ha Douchey!
That’s one big ass camel toe!!
Think I’m gettin’ sick…

8:04 am September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

R.E.M. gave us
“happy, smiley people”. She
gives I.O.B. cramp.

8:04 am September, 30 Pearistotle said...

I bid you adieu
In the form of a haiku
Its was a wild ride.

8:07 am September, 30 Mayor McDouche said...

Uncle Bob ate prunes
Uncle Bob pooped ‘em big time
You clean him this time!

8:08 am September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If anyone one gives
her “soap on a rope” gift, hands
will be finely ground.

8:14 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Waiting for flapping
C’mon , baby, let one fly
For us fans of farts

8:16 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Looking for the hole
In this Sephardic bed sheet
New Year anal sex

8:18 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Hah! I’ll be the first
That looks to me like the ass
Of back door tranny

8:24 am September, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Smiley faced curtain
my cock would tear right through you
into glorious pear

8:25 am September, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I backdoor tranny;
homosexual fantasy
thanks a million vin.

8:26 am September, 30 Mandouchian Candidate said...

^if…

8:34 am September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She tugs gently at
the top ’til it squirts in hand.
Her shampoo you fools!

8:38 am September, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Me thinks she would be
screwed if her carpet matched these
curtains. Smile away!

8:57 am September, 30 Crazed Aborigine said...

Depth of spoor puzzles,
wildlife violates shower?
Wait, NOT an elk track?

8:57 am September, 30 Wedgie said...

I tried jacking off
while counting smiley faces
made it to thirteen

9:08 am September, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Not sure if it’s pair
Must prevent an erection
I think of Fish Slap

9:26 am September, 30 hermit said...

During the drug raid,
The D.E.A agent asks,
“Where’d you hide the crack?”

9:28 am September, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

Smiley face on crack,
not such a bad idea here.
Need my X-ray sight.

9:32 am September, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

Pay no attention
to that pear behind the screen!
I’m sorry. I can’t.

10:20 am September, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Theatre of the mind
I’m thinking Kardashian
Or some other ass

10:45 am September, 30 johnny applesack said...

Shrink wrapped ground ass chuck
Begs “Poke a hole with your thumb”
Like child at market.

11:04 am September, 30 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Walmart warehouse game
New hire iniciates
with wet sheet contest.

11:05 am September, 30 DarkSock said...

Long Friday meetings…
Some clients are just evil.
‘Sock’s picks comin’ up….

11:13 am September, 30 Claude Douchenbagger said...

*initiates

11:27 pm September, 30 Steve L. said...

no douchebag in pic.

11:29 pm September, 30 Steve L. said...

no douchebag in pic.
BEST FRIDAY EVER. also,
my tab key fucked up.

9:12 am October, 1 creature said...

a night at creatures
ends like all of the others
supermanned that ho!

6:12 am March, 16 Mik said...

No wonder the sheet is smiling :)

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