Thursday, September 8, 2011

Greasy Ramon Says “Whut You Want?”

For sheer stomach punch wrongness, this greasy cohabit between Greasy Ramon and suckle nibble spankle pooch Kelly, with fertile and viable womb that dazzles both flora and fauna equally and causes Zoroastrian Monks to chant existential Gaelic curse words, is notable.

Hers is the fabled Mayan Eye of Coitus from a body that offer that most nibbly of organic free range fair trade skin gnawble.

He’s a greasy Europud.

The DB1 needs coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
7:09 am September, 8 DarkSock said...

He looks like a damned S*******t.

7:10 am September, 8 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I find the purple scarf thing strangely alluring. Then again, I also like:
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Carbuncles
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The novels of Joyce Carol Oates
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Toenail fungus
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The power of the United States’ banking establishment, and
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a weeping sore on the tip of my penis.

7:11 am September, 8 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Damn you D**k S**k!!!

7:28 am September, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

John Largemanesqe guy in background is all right in my book.

7:32 am September, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

If my eyes don’t deceive me is Greazzy Ramon stealthily trying to steal Mini Frank Mercurio out of Kelly’s purse/bag??

7:33 am September, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice naturals on Kelly, luv’s me some naturals.

7:38 am September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu
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Apparently that isn’t the only thing he is trying to steal. That rag around Greazzy’s neck looks like it is John Largemanesque’s gym shorts/underwear. I’m guessing Greazzy goes right for the strongest source of pheromones when he’s feelin’ a bit randy.

7:40 am September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it weird that a fish giving me the MEoC is OK too?
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So would that be Eyes of Coitus of Eyes of Coitii? Ya know, the whole interspecies erotica thing.

7:54 am September, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Doc
Re; John Largemanesque’s gym shorts/underwear
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The only type of gym shorts John Largemanesque would wear are old school grey Bike coaches shorts whilst patrolling the sidelines in his capacity as O-line coach for some quad AAA high school team.

7:59 am September, 8 Mrs. Robinson said...

Just when you thought wearing an ascot couldn’t get any gayer. Bam. This guy.

8:25 am September, 8 smackdouche said...

The shades, the ascot/scarf, Reese Witherspoon in Ed Hardy bikini…take a whiff. That smell dancing in your nose is awsomeness.

8:29 am September, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

I am obviously douche-tose intolerant, as shortly after viewing this picture I experienced crushing stomach pains and then pissed out my ass.

8:38 am September, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

John Largemanesque ponders the age-old questions, why he is the only dude wearing a shirt and why did his wife take him to Eurodouchefest 2011.

8:38 am September, 8 JustDan said...

Is that a guppy on her puppy?

I want some fish!

Or a puppy, now am confused.

8:40 am September, 8 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Donald Fagen Jr.

8:49 am September, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Purple ascot? Fuck off Ramon! Don’t you know that I’m back to work and had to order new stationary and pay rent and shit again. Fucking first client came in to sign papers and he thinks he’s all smart and shit with his business card in raised lettering with Pale Nimbus on white and I lost it.
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9:36 am September, 8 Southern Scrotic said...

Looks like a purple splooge napkin. Convenient for wiping up between takes.

9:56 am September, 8 schlicht bindenburger said...

no tatts? wtf!

10:20 am September, 8 dbBen said...

I just donated 2.3 million 2095 inflation adjusted dollars to my alma mater for the establishment of a Koi pond.

10:27 am September, 8 Hurl Scheibe said...

Ramon is as desireable as a soiled tampon.

1:33 pm September, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

It is Mike Damone
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41703_100001193274843_5529_n.jpg

2:51 pm September, 8 Steve L. said...

Kelly likely avoids Americans in her company (and Canadians as well, because Canadians are boring). but it’s not her fault, for she is hot.

2:52 pm September, 8 Steve L. said...

on a completely unrelated tangent, i hear the best vacation spot right now is under a burning car in Greece. Ramon should really be there.

3:22 pm September, 8 tall guy said...

Kelly is definitely alluring! I’m allured.

7:28 pm September, 8 Stephanie said...

My initial response is,he’ll need that rag to clean up the jizz dribbling down his face…

7:28 pm September, 8 Stephanie said...

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

8:12 pm September, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

She seems to have a lamprey attached to the side of her left breast. Or maybe it’s a googly-eyed leech. Which I imagine could also describe Ramon, if he took off his shades.

8:13 pm September, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF–FRANK!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I’LL SAVE YOU!!!!

9:13 pm September, 8 creature said...

I fucked ’em…but, I was drunk

12:53 am September, 9 Douchble Helix said...

ONETRUEDOUCHE = Always enjoy a Mike Damone shout out.
BTW, got any tickets to the Rush concert tonight?

6:52 am September, 9 Me said...

“I just donated 2.3 million 2095 inflation adjusted dollars to my alma mater for the establishment of a Koi pond.” ??

What is with you self-absorbed hipsters with your inscrutable non-sequiturs? What the F does this have to do with anything. Its not funny. And what the hell is an MEoC?

8:21 am September, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

It’s his daddy’s hand me down cum rag. Been passed down through the generations in Ramon’s family.

3:20 pm September, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Me @ 6:52 am – It’s like shopping for yachts based on price. If you have to ask…

1:11 am September, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

Come on, Me,….the koi pond ref is for the fish on the left boob of her bikini to, and yes, sometimes it is ok to explain to the uninitiated, Helix…

1:25 am September, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

While the purple ascot on the naked shaved torso is, to say the least, disturbing as hell, I find that delicate white trim on his shades to be equally outrageous. It’s the equivalent of him arguing with himself: First he screams purple pomp, then he draws a fine line, and it ain’t jizz-drizzle. She, on the other hand, is au naturel boobie-prize and the fish on her tit has Googly-eyes that outsize her Mayan Eyes. The duo-combo has me frigglin’ cross-eyes. Yi-Yi-Yi’s.

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