Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Happy Rocco Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Happy Rocco probably gets a nottabag. But you know he’s the kinda guy who’ll take Sir Ivan as his inspiration.

And that’s worrisome.

But why’d I really post this pic?

Because I’m in some R. Crumb Thunderthigh Crush fantasy thing right now, and Powergirls Kathy and Katie will crush me to a smoove, clutchy ecstacy of death buried in a pillow suckage gaspathon.

And if that ain’t inspiration for a Monday, I don’t know what.

# posted by douchebag1
10:12 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Occo Of Amazonian Boobage

10:13 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir RockHard Boner

10:13 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

To Sir With Boobs

10:15 am September, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

sir tooltime!

10:20 am September, 6 Vin Douchal said...

This is one of those enigmas wrapped around a mystery: Blonde or Brunette?
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The thinking man’s answer is both. Twice.

10:21 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Rocco Sifredi

10:22 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brunette first.

10:22 am September, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

i believe rocco is not a gayer!

10:24 am September, 6 schlicht bindenburger said...

…….gonna smoke a moonball!

10:30 am September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rocco gets a notta and an atta boy!
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10:30 am September, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

When they dump Rocco and come hang with me, I’ll have a schadenboner.

10:35 am September, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

You can probably be as hot as that brunette, but I’m not so sure it’s possible to be hotter. Yowza. You go, Rocco.

10:42 am September, 6 The Dude said...

If I were there, I’d be happy. nottaboy!

10:46 am September, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

Julia Roberts with bolt ons. I say notta for Rocco. He seems pleased with his purchases.

10:53 am September, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Jeez, Rocco and Ivan could actually be twins seperated at birth. But Rocco has better taste in broads.

11:24 am September, 6 Wedgie said...

I thought “head-high” was a surf term.

11:30 am September, 6 Tequila Sundouche said...

It’s Tuesday.

11:47 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

DEFCON 1 boner in my Dockers.

11:48 am September, 6 UFO Destroyers said...

Not to be obvious, but Rocco gets a notta. There are no hover hands in this pic. He’s paid for the merchandise for the next hour.

12:22 pm September, 6 Rocco said...

no shit. please remove before my wife see this

1:32 pm September, 6 Southern Scrotic said...

That’s the Whale. Everything he does in the casino is crazy big.

Like Kathy’s boob job.

1:46 pm September, 6 Stephanie said...

Rocco should have eaten a little more pasta so he could grow.

1:49 pm September, 6 soy bomb said...

Rocco is Sir Ivan, is he not? Am I just slow?

1:50 pm September, 6 soy bomb said...

^slow enough to fail to close html tags apparently.

2:25 pm September, 6 The Dude said...

Rocco has a clip-on microphone, so he’s either a DJ for a strip club, or he’s running the world’s funnest telethon, or he’s got some Ponzi scheme that’s working so far, or he’s Donald Sterling.
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Actually, Donald Sterling is a douchebag, so scratch that.
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Don’t scratch it too much.

3:13 pm September, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These two amazons can kick my ass anytime.

4:00 pm September, 6 Steve L. said...

freshly divorced Directors of Marketing do not get notta passes. ever.

4:22 pm September, 6 Troy Tempest said...

He’s looking to add to his STD collection.

5:01 pm September, 6 Wheezer said...

And if that ain’t inspiration for a Monday, I don’t know what.
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Tequila Sundouche already noted this (11:30 a.m.), but it’s Tuesday, Boss. But hell, I guess the blood would’ve rushed outta my head as well after gazing upon the boobage here.
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Or something.
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Yeah I’m babbling, too. And no one noticed. We’re all too busy looking at boobs.
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Boobs.
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Not you; them. Ahhhhh, fuggit…..

6:42 pm September, 6 soy bomb said...

Without getting too deep into it, I actually know Donald Sterling and yes, he’s as bad, if not worse, than what people think of him.

7:05 pm September, 6 Guid is Good said...

East European goodness, shame about the brunette’s bolt-ons.

And people laughed at Rocco because he was only 5’2”. Who’s laughing now?

8:51 pm September, 6 Bag Margera said...

Both ladies have killer smiles and bodies. I can’t help it. I’d be making the same face as Rocco.

8:55 pm September, 6 Bag Margera said...

What’s great about pics like these, is that we can prove we are not “Haterz” by wishing normal guys like Rocco all the best, with his arch-fondle.

7:07 am September, 7 DarkSock said...

Rocco’s Modern Wife

9:15 am September, 7 Chumanominom said...

Holy Mammary’s. them’s some hotts

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