Wednesday, September 14, 2011

HCwDB of the Month Voting Still Open

I’m keepin’ the voting open another day, as this is a tough, epic battle between choadosity and hottboobery, and wanna let all ‘bag hunters have their say.

Get yer vote in if you haven’t already.

Lets figure out which of those schroadal violations deserves advancement in our process of collective mock.

# posted by douchebag1
9:25 am September, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Totally forced smiles. Its like they know how pathetic “living the lifestyle” is and they can’t stop themselves. Baby Jebus weeps.

9:36 am September, 14 Jeff said...

Now were talkin’! You’re my boy DB1! She is hot. I better go vote. I got distracted by cougar boobies in a tiny avatar the last time I tried. Let’s save some hotts!!! And then drink!!! And then high five? Is that what we do next? I’m a little hazy on the deets. Its been awhile since I totally broed out with my boys. I’m scratching stuff that itches. Whose mind is blown?

9:58 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

The reason Baron Von Goolo is the greatest contributor ever to HCwDb is in the voting section:
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“However, if I knew within a reasonable amount of certainty that the only way to avoid looking at Joey Lumpcrustowitz’s self-possessed mug for four more seconds was to wrap a coil of roofing nails around a rabid mandrill’s pink, bony pecker and allow the beast to socket-rape my eyes into a frothy paste, I’d swap my Visine for mandrill pheromone faster that you could say “Hey, why is that mandrill looking at me like thaaaaSWEETJEEZUSSFUCKKKK!!!!!!!””

10:14 am September, 14 Douche of Hazard said...

He is going to look truly disgusing 3 years and fifty pounds from now.

10:47 am September, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He’s turned his torso into a permanent Express brand polo shirt. Sadly she looks like the class Bleeth from my graduating class who… suprise suprise married the class douche.

11:08 am September, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Love means sticking a Tootsie Pop up your gal’s baby shoot to draw on while at the Vegas swill water hole

11:19 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Those bands in the background make it look as if there are some rays of unholy light shooting from their heads. Either that, or digital photography is now able to capture one’s dignity as it whooshes out of them.

11:19 am September, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Belt, underwear, pants. At the pool. Where’s my chainsaw?

4:05 pm September, 14 Guid is Good said...

Nice flat tummy on this pre-Bleeth. I would like to make splodge.

A muffin top with a white belt is never a good look.

9:32 pm September, 14 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya know sumthin? That blondie has plenty of bleethy accoutrements – notice the dark highlights and ends of her otherwise blondness, the stupid sunglasses, those two STOOPID blue wristbands on the right arm……..but the necklace and belly button piercing are almost…..tasteful!, and her corn-fed wholesomeness is so powerful that it nearly overwhelms the bleethage!!!!
What say ye, gentlemen? Do I Err?

9:39 pm September, 14 Steve L. said...

just how epic is it, compared to the previous monthly votes?
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wait no. don’t tell me.
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i’ll just stare at Sarah’s perplexing small-boobied charms.

6:47 am September, 15 my friends call me @$$hole said...

i haven’t voted in quite some time, but as we’re at a stalemate i’d like to chime in if it’s not too late… Sir Ivan is out of his fuckin’ mind, and while quite douchey, i admire his intent to end the disgusting violence in Africa, I’m not gonna’ give him a notta’ or anything, but he’s not yearly material… Mad Max, meh, just some meth freak having fun with a stripper, i think back to legends like Smoot and figure he is mostly harmless… the Chernobros are foul to say the least, if you’re not black and your pants are sagging, you’re a douchebag, if you ARE black and your pants are sagging, stop being a douchebag and pull your fucking pants up… but my vote has gotta’ go to Joey the Lump’o’shit, if he doesn’t have some hideous neourologic diisease that makes his middle finger stand up all the time, he’s still a full-blown assclown of the caliber we need to represent all that is wrong with the human condition in the yearly… watch your back, Smoot, Joey is coming for you with only one thing to say : mln

6:49 am September, 15 my friends call me @$$hole said...

by the way, is the guy in this pic holding a fuckin’ lollipop? WTF!?!?!

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